Urban Dictionary

[epiphanies]

So tonight my friends and I were looking up definitions on urbandictionary.com. We decided to look up my name, and this is what it said.

Kasie:
super duperrrrrrrrrr hot and very nice and talkative and if only she was a lesbian, then it'd be complete.

Too bad I'm not out to the friend who was asking me to look it up. I had a perfect opportunity to but didn't because her boyfriend was here, and I don't know him that well. Anywho, I thought it was ironic and funny.

[KaydeeJayde]

I used to play that game all the time with my friends. It's fun. This is what it says about my name:

Erin:
Erin is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Erins who rule. O___O

OR

-person who attracts accidents, and or trips over everything.

The other definitions were... a little vulgar =P

As for coming out to her, I came out to my friend while her boyfriend was there because I could never get a moment alone with her, and then he ended up telling her that he's bi, so I guess that worked out, in a way.

[Owen]

I like mine.

Owen:
'owen' is a term used to describe one with great influence and great natural charisma. Often used interchangably with the words pimp, 1337 and omnipotent. The term is also used to describe immaculate performance in bed.

Yep, pretty much describes me. ;-)

[Just Adam]

oh my god ! i now love having adam in my human name it says so many cool things about me im so proud and its true yaaaaaaaaaaaay im a goober lol i can make you happy when u want to die im a leader of men and the first guy to get laid haha

[Maddy]

Maddy:
"taking a day off for no reason at all.
leaving early.
taking a holiday when felt like it."

That's totally not me at all. *absolutely did not skip her Ecology lecture this afternoon*

Also:
Maddy:
"Best hugger in the WORLD!"

(I try.)

[Just Adam]

can i have a hug? lol

[silverhalo]

Im not maddy but

[Just Adam]

yaaaaaaaaaaaay thanks hehe

[littledinosaurs]

haha so i decided to try it!

jarrett 27 up, 14 down love it hate it

Form of JARED meaning one who rules, courageous with spear, spearman. Jarrett's are normally people who are too nice and make other people HATE them because they are so nice. They like to buy shoes and big tvs, does not know how to cook, monkey pinch people and like to go to cuddle parties. A Jarrett is very freaky and likes to put his king kong in people's trunks. Hence meaning of name; spearman.
That guy is really Jarrett!

haha umm interesting? xD

[Maddy]

*hugs Adam* And if Stuart sees this thread, he better testify to my hugging ability.

[Apocalypte]

Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary

Jojo

Derived from the disturbingly young American singer, meaning any girl who is clearly looking and acting many years above her age. Her first single Get Out (Leave) is the classic case in point, apparently about a 14 year old conducting a relationship with all the faux emotion and stormy angst of an abused middle aged wife.
"Look at that little Jojo - barely a freshman, but she's already dated half the football team, and is busy stressing about which Gucci handbag to carry"

[Just Adam]

Originally Posted by firecausesburns

*hugs Adam* And if Stuart sees this thread, he better testify to my hugging ability.

yaaaaaay i got hugged

[Samus610]

I love mine.

Samantha:
Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.
or
A kind,awesome young woman, who is friendly to everyone.She is a very outgoing person and she cares about her friends and family.

[diegon3]

i searched mine
Diego:

The most sexiest guy alive and did i mention the most sweetest and lovable and horniest!!!
or

a being of great magnitude. he is handsome, smart, and caring. he can be slow sometimes. but there is nobody that could ever be loved more than him.
or

hottest guy in the fucking world,
very attractive and attacks cab drivers
and takes away their money forever.

Also known for being very quiet and stubborn and ofcourse goodlooking.

i just learned a lot about myself!!!!

[Sparkles]

My first name is Jonathan...

Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.

Hmmm. Who the hell knew?

[Pepsi]

oh wow, what a fun way to feed my already huge ego


Ryan: (on 3rd page of ryan defs)

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect.
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Ryan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Ryan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Ryan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Ryan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Ryan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Ryan is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Ryan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Ryan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Ryan have failed.


Ryan. Nothing else can describe him.
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This is so true

[Vector]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

oh wow, what a fun way to feed my already huge ego


Ryan: (on 3rd page of ryan defs)

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect.
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Ryan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Ryan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Ryan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Ryan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Ryan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Ryan is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Ryan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Ryan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Ryan have failed.


Ryan. Nothing else can describe him.
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This is so true

Funnily enough, this is also the very first entry for Daniel.

[BeautifulStranger]

I love the definition for Tyler!

Tyler

A Tyler is a person who is always popular. There are usually two kinds of tyler. A popular, athletic and hot one. Then a loner, stoner, goth one. All the girls love him and they teachers love him too. He always gets the class laughing. If your name is Tyler there is a really good chance that you have a big dick!

Man I wish I was popular, then the girls would like me, and the school would know me as a Tyler.

Too true... too true

[seanr]

ummmmm.........

1. sean 1823 up, 737 down
a sexy/hot/awsome person
1.dammmm, whata sean

wtf?
and they get MORE bizzare :/

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sean

[kettleoffish]

jonny 595 up, 241 down

The most perfect guy who would only be found in your dreams. he's sexy, the most funniest guy ever, talkative and has a deep look in his eyes and the most gorgeous smile in the world! He knows exactly how to sweep you off your feet.

"You're my jonny :-)"

sounds about right

edit:

Jonny 14 up, 2 down

A Jonny is a funny, self-conscious kid with moderate to good looks, and an extensive personality. A Jonny is usually smart and will make sure you know it.

He will usually make snide comments just because he knows he can. He's no one's best friend, but he's sometimes close.
Usually underappreciated, but still well-liked. Skinny, not very strong usually. Usually called gay by jocks and the like; untrue, a Jonny is straight.
Very opinionated, and loves easily.
Mark: Man, that shit was nasty. Probably dead rats in it.

Jonny: If there were dead rats in it, wouldn't you be poisoned? (laughingly)

Mark: Dude, shut up.

(random chick): haha.

this one not so much. xD