My family and I were heading up to Six Flags on Easter, so we had to embark on the 2 hour car ride up there. We stopped at a rest stop, the places with all the restaurants and stuff, and ate breakfast. My mom and my sister wanted Starbucks and I was like "Fine, I'll get you Starbucks". So I was waiting in line, happily sporting my neon green sweatshirt that was tied around my waist, and I could hear two ladies gossiping behind me. One of them suddenly stopped talking and the other one asked "What is it?". In the least discreet whisper ever, the first lady asked "Is the guy in front of us gay?". "Nononono, he's straight, he has a normal haircut and is wearing normal clothes!" "But what about the sweatshirt! And the weird standing pose? Totes gay!". So they bicker back and forth about my sexuality in the least discreet whisper possible, and I'm just chuckling to myself. They eventually take to betting and have a solid $10 bet on whether I was gay or straight. Before anyone asks me anything, I turn around and say "Ladies, I'm bi, I swing both ways! Your both wrong! You two should owe ME $10 each!". They look at each other in awe for a second or two, then both dig $10 bills from their purses and hand them to me. Laughing my head off, I shove the bills in my jeans pocket and think about the joys of being bisexual...
Now, THAT is a good story!:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: I've rarely had anyone question that I was other-than-straight, but I have a similar sense of humor/irony and more than enough confidence to do what you did (other than having a neon green sweatshirt in the first place - not my style ). Thanks for sharing!
Ur 2 funny! Yeah, yeah! I have plenty of sweatshirts - GREY sweatshirts. I'm just conservative when it comes to my clothing colors (or is the politically correct phrase something like: "spectrumally-challenged"?). :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
I literally have a sweatshirt for every occasion... grey, white, black, green, blue sweatshirts. Comfy casual sweatshirts, nice looking formal sweatshirts (or more like sweaters with hoods and strings), chemistry sweatshirts. I have 2 pairs of shoes, not that many pairs of jeans, but dang do I have sweatshirts :roflmao:
Yeah, its not often you get $20 waiting in line at Starbucks... :roflmao: I also now have one more funny story under my belt, to suppress the deep stories I have racking in my mind... That's me in a nutshell, funny one moment... and deep and depressing the next... Hope I didn't kill the mood? :lol:
All I have is a Denver Broncos sweatshirt, but man do I wish I had more of 'em. Those things are pretty freakin' comfy!
That's probably my most favorite story I've ever read so far XD I only have some sweatshirts but I'm more into sweaters. They're very comfy and great for sleeping ;3
Agreed! I knoooow! They are like the most comfy things ever! I sleep in my sweatshirts all the time! I like sweaters, but I like the look of sweatshirts better... so I have sweaters that look like sweatshirts! :roflmao:
OMG that was hilarious! :roflmao: Wow you handled that great too. Totally just made my morning right there.
