I have such a foul mouth... - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

BeautifulStranger · 26th Apr 2009, 05:07 PM

I was reminising with one of my friends when I remembered something that happened at DQ with some friends the summer before I left for Germany...

Me: BlahblahblahblahsomethingsomethingFUCKblahblahsomething
Complete stranger: *Smacks me*
Me: Excuse me?
Her: Do you eat with that mouth?
Me: Yeah... in fact, I suck cock with it too!
Entire DQ line: O____O
Her: *gives me an evil look*
Me: Yes, I'll have a large cookie dough blizzard...

My mouth gets me into so much trouble sometimes.

Anyways, just thought I'd share!

jsandoval1192 · 26th Apr 2009, 05:12 PM

That was epic! hahaha

26th Apr 2009, 05:12 PM

Lol you think that's bad you should hear my mother. There are thousands of her foul mouth stories but I'm just gonna tell one. Her sister sent a funny dirty e-mail to her uncle in Florida once and his wife responds back like verbally assaulting my aunt being like "I don't appreciate you sending us this flith," blah blah and stuff like that. So my mother calls Florida and leaves a voicemail screaming at the top of her lungs that was something like, "Maria, if you ever talk to my sister that way again I will come down there take your fat fucking head and drown it in your backyard pool do you understand me? You're nothing but a fat money hungry whore."

Cheria · 26th Apr 2009, 05:12 PM

Oh my god, Tyler, I love you <3. I wish I could say it out loud like that.

**Owen** · 26th Apr 2009, 05:13 PM

I'd say you were justified. Who does she think she is to smack you our of nowhere? Good story.

No One · 26th Apr 2009, 05:13 PM

lol wow i dont think i could say that lol

Axon · 26th Apr 2009, 05:15 PM

You made my day.

The only thing that bothers me is that you didn't even know her.
How could she just smack you as if you were a rag doll?

Just Adam · 26th Apr 2009, 05:18 PM

when she looks at you for saying you suck cock i would prob of said just cos she cant get any or something then dodge another slap

beckyg · 26th Apr 2009, 05:41 PM

I'm sorry but you have no business talking like that in Dairy Queen where children are around. Its not necessary. Then following the smack up with the "I suck cock" line just confirmed to that lady what she was already thinking. That's my two cents......

Lychee · 26th Apr 2009, 05:50 PM

Classic!
People say "fuck" over here all the time. I have never seen anyone get smacked for it

One time my friends told me I swear too much and this was my reaction:
"Fuck, really? Oh shit, I just said fuck. Fuck, I said shit. Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh I'm just gonna stop talking."

26th Apr 2009, 06:02 PM

Wow, a complete stranger smacked you for that? Even if it offended her that you said 'fuck' in the DQ, she had no right to hit you for it...

Your response, though...

Kenko · 26th Apr 2009, 06:05 PM

She doesn't think that swearing is OK but violence is? The fact that she hit a stranger invalidates her grievance.

I'm not a fan of swearing, but if you did only say one F word, and weren't running your mouth off, her response was way out of line. I mean occasionally the odd swear comes out.

As far as how you responded, one one hand it's funny, but on the other I kind of agree with Becky.

Wander · 26th Apr 2009, 07:05 PM

I use whatever word comes to mind first, no matter what. I still don't understand how certain words can become more "obscene" or "rude" than others, but it doesn't mean a thing to me. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits are about all I need to get by.

djt820 · 26th Apr 2009, 07:30 PM

"Words are free, use them"

Thisisnew · 26th Apr 2009, 08:15 PM

Wow that's awesome. What gives her the right to smack you so what you said fuck she shoudnt hit you.

Mickey · 26th Apr 2009, 08:51 PM

Wow,good thing she didn't hit me because what you said was mild compared to how MY language can be! I know,I should know better,at my age but I can sometimes have a self-control problem. I think a stranger hitting me woulda done it!

DexterMorgan · 26th Apr 2009, 08:58 PM

Wow, that sounded epic!

Shevanel · 26th Apr 2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wander

I use whatever word comes to mind first, no matter what. I still don't understand how certain words can become more "obscene" or "rude" than others, but it doesn't mean a thing to me. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits are about all I need to get by.

George Carlin?

Wander · 26th Apr 2009, 09:39 PM

What else?

Greggers · 26th Apr 2009, 10:12 PM

My friends assosiate a fowl mouth with gay people because of me >> I just tend to speak my mind alot, and with that comes a range of wonderful words to use expressing anger.

Like ive always said, im a bad influence! For some reason anything i do becomes "oh, all gay people must..." just because im the only one any of these people know and it seems almost like a "foreign animal" or "exotic creature" or something p_p sigh...

Anyways, the topic, Tyler that is a great come back. One of the best ive heard in a long time. Not that it was entirely appropriate for a DQ line up, but its amazing none the less!

26th Apr 2009, 05:07 PM	#1
BeautifulStranger GaGa's Knight in Flaming Armor Full Member Gender: 여왕 Orientation: Boys Boys Boys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Jukjeon-dong, Yongin-si Age: 20 Posts: 1,823 Join Date: Aug 2007	I have such a foul mouth... I was reminising with one of my friends when I remembered something that happened at DQ with some friends the summer before I left for Germany... Me: BlahblahblahblahsomethingsomethingFUCKblahblahsomething Complete stranger: Smacks me Me: Excuse me? Her: Do you eat with that mouth? Me: Yeah... in fact, I suck cock with it too! Entire DQ line: O____O Her: gives me an evil look Me: Yes, I'll have a large cookie dough blizzard... My mouth gets me into so much trouble sometimes. Anyways, just thought I'd share! __________________ Co-Founder of the 'Sailor Moon Made Me Gay' club EC's official Diva Extraordinaire Future 'Mr. Kellan Lutz' "Since women have vaginas, they also have drama to fill the void."

26th Apr 2009, 05:12 PM	#2
jsandoval1192 Swimmer Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bi Out Status: Opening up Location: That one place, CA Posts: 126 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: I have such a foul mouth... That was epic! hahaha __________________ Live. Laugh. Love

26th Apr 2009, 05:12 PM	#3
Midnight Angel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I have such a foul mouth... Lol you think that's bad you should hear my mother. There are thousands of her foul mouth stories but I'm just gonna tell one. Her sister sent a funny dirty e-mail to her uncle in Florida once and his wife responds back like verbally assaulting my aunt being like "I don't appreciate you sending us this flith," blah blah and stuff like that. So my mother calls Florida and leaves a voicemail screaming at the top of her lungs that was something like, "Maria, if you ever talk to my sister that way again I will come down there take your fat fucking head and drown it in your backyard pool do you understand me? You're nothing but a fat money hungry whore."

26th Apr 2009, 05:12 PM	#4
Cheria にひひっ♪ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Almost everyone Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 636 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: I have such a foul mouth... Oh my god, Tyler, I love you <3. I wish I could say it out loud like that. __________________

26th Apr 2009, 05:13 PM	#5
Owen Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult EC Admin Gender: Agendered dude Orientation: Panromantic androsexual Out Status: Everyone and their mother Location: Massachusetts, USA Age: 21 Posts: 2,870 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: I have such a foul mouth... I'd say you were justified. Who does she think she is to smack you our of nowhere? Good story. __________________ "Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." -Daria Morgendorffer

26th Apr 2009, 05:13 PM	#6
No One Eternally Male Crazed! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Unofficially out to everyone but my family. Age: 18 Posts: 1,021 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: I have such a foul mouth... lol wow i dont think i could say that lol __________________

26th Apr 2009, 05:15 PM	#7
Axon So lost... O.o Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Age: 20 Posts: 237 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: I have such a foul mouth... You made my day. The only thing that bothers me is that you didn't even know her. How could she just smack you as if you were a rag doll?

26th Apr 2009, 05:18 PM	#8
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: I have such a foul mouth... when she looks at you for saying you suck cock i would prob of said just cos she cant get any or something then dodge another slap __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

26th Apr 2009, 05:41 PM	#9
beckyg PFLAG Mom Community Liaison Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: I have such a foul mouth... I'm sorry but you have no business talking like that in Dairy Queen where children are around. Its not necessary. Then following the smack up with the "I suck cock" line just confirmed to that lady what she was already thinking. That's my two cents...... __________________ "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this worlds big enough for all different views, When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free" ~ Garth Brooks

26th Apr 2009, 05:50 PM	#10
Lychee EC Addict Full Member Gender: Spazmatazz Orientation: Friendspage Location: Contrabassoon Posts: 1,739 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: I have such a foul mouth... Classic! People say "fuck" over here all the time. I have never seen anyone get smacked for it One time my friends told me I swear too much and this was my reaction: "Fuck, really? Oh shit, I just said fuck. Fuck, I said shit. Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh I'm just gonna stop talking." __________________ We we we so excited.

26th Apr 2009, 06:02 PM	#11
Haiiro Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I have such a foul mouth... Wow, a complete stranger smacked you for that? Even if it offended her that you said 'fuck' in the DQ, she had no right to hit you for it... Your response, though...

26th Apr 2009, 06:05 PM	#12
Kenko EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few friends + parents Location: Canada Age: 26 Posts: 1,407 Join Date: Jan 2007	Re: I have such a foul mouth... She doesn't think that swearing is OK but violence is? The fact that she hit a stranger invalidates her grievance. I'm not a fan of swearing, but if you did only say one F word, and weren't running your mouth off, her response was way out of line. I mean occasionally the odd swear comes out. As far as how you responded, one one hand it's funny, but on the other I kind of agree with Becky.

26th Apr 2009, 07:05 PM	#13
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: I have such a foul mouth... I use whatever word comes to mind first, no matter what. I still don't understand how certain words can become more "obscene" or "rude" than others, but it doesn't mean a thing to me. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits are about all I need to get by.

26th Apr 2009, 07:30 PM	#14
djt820 Brutally Honest Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: DICKS EVERYWHERE Out Status: Like A Cock Slapping Your Face Kind-of Out. Location: SoCal Age: 19 Posts: 1,282 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: I have such a foul mouth... "Words are free, use them"

26th Apr 2009, 08:15 PM	#15
Thisisnew EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: All lesbian all the time!! Out Status: I...I guess it runs in the family! =] Location: NY Age: 20 Posts: 1,302 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: I have such a foul mouth... Wow that's awesome. What gives her the right to smack you so what you said fuck she shoudnt hit you. __________________ Thank god for ipods and gays!

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26th Apr 2009, 08:51 PM	#16
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: I have such a foul mouth... Wow,good thing she didn't hit me because what you said was mild compared to how MY language can be! I know,I should know better,at my age but I can sometimes have a self-control problem. I think a stranger hitting me woulda done it! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

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26th Apr 2009, 10:12 PM	#20
Greggers Sunshine & Optimism ...also Angels. Full Member Gender: Theatre Queen Orientation: Disco Sticks Out Status: Everyone and a few more Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 3,528 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: I have such a foul mouth... My friends assosiate a fowl mouth with gay people because of me >> I just tend to speak my mind alot, and with that comes a range of wonderful words to use expressing anger. Like ive always said, im a bad influence! For some reason anything i do becomes "oh, all gay people must..." just because im the only one any of these people know and it seems almost like a "foreign animal" or "exotic creature" or something p_p sigh... Anyways, the topic, Tyler that is a great come back. One of the best ive heard in a long time. Not that it was entirely appropriate for a DQ line up, but its amazing none the less! __________________ "It's a male duck."