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LGBLT gay jokes/puns

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  1. grizzleybear33

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    Does anyone else look at the letters LGBT and think of the sandwich Bacon lettuce tomato. Whenever I go to subway and don't order chicken with less than half chicken DNA, I usually get the BLT but I always want to say "can I have the LGBLT" and see what they say.
    Any other "gay" jokes/puns
     
    #1 grizzleybear33, May 12, 2017
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    Of course gays dress well! We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing!
     
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    - Why did Kate Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?
    - Apparently he has been in A Few Good Men.
     
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    Those are pretty good. I don't have any LGBT jokes, but I do have a riddle.

    When is a door not a door?
     
    #4 BostonStranger, May 15, 2017
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    When it's ajar, of course!
     
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    Aaaaaah you got it! (!)
     
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    Let's get this straight - I'm not.
     
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    Okay I have another one.

    What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
     
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    OK, you got me there.
     
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    An umbrella :grin:
     
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