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Wander · 29th Apr 2009, 02:28 PM

Ken Ham will be hosting a science fair at his miserable "creation museum" in the near future, to be funded in part by Answers in Genesis. Homeschoolers and faith school students welcome, but your science project has to be approved first, and you must agree to the AiG "Statement of Faith" before even being allowed to participate.

That statement can be found here, and it's positively ridiculous. In order to be a part of the science fair, you must state that you believe the Bible is accurate not only in theology but science and history, that the flood actually happened and caused most of the fossil record, that the earth was created in the last 10,000 years over six literal 24-hour days, and that anything other than heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction within marriage is a blasphemous evil and ought to be eradicated. Of course, for the people who actually want to attend the fair that shouldn't be a problem, but for us reasonable folks it's an insult to science and common sense.

Jeimuzu · 29th Apr 2009, 04:52 PM

It's not 'science', and it's not 'fair' to gay people. So, false advertising suit, here I come!

*calls lawyer* =D

Greggers · 29th Apr 2009, 05:01 PM

"12. The only legitimate marriage is the joining of one man and one woman. God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of marriage. Any form of homosexuality, lesbianism, bisexuality, incest, fornication, adultery, pornography, etc., are sinful perversions of God’s gift of sex."

PurpleTomato · 29th Apr 2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Greggers

"12. The only legitimate marriage is the joining of one man and one woman. God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of marriage. Any form of homosexuality, lesbianism, bisexuality, incest, fornication, adultery, pornography, etc., are sinful perversions of God’s gift of sex."

That's not much of a gift now, is it?

Miles D · 29th Apr 2009, 08:40 PM

OMG. I am actually seriously going to apply to this thing. I'm going to apply as a homeschooler (even though I'm a college freshman

) and do a project on why homosexuality is wrong and a sin and shit like that.
OMG OMG OMG. I am actually seriously excited for this!!!

KittyBoy · 30th Apr 2009, 12:43 AM

I hope they realise that fornicating is the act of having sex...

Stuie · 30th Apr 2009, 01:01 AM

GARGH! *pulls out sledgehammer and smashes something*
People like that just infuriate me! You can believe what you want. Just don't shove it in my face! Building a museum to creationism is what I'd call shoving it in my face.

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I hope they realise that fornicating is the act of having sex...

Well you do realise, in their books, having sex is evil! Of the very most evil kind! Noooo... We can't have sex! That would be a sin!

Stuie · 30th Apr 2009, 01:02 AM

GARGH! *pulls out sledgehammer and smashes something*
People like that just infuriate me! You can believe what you want. Just don't shove it in my face! Building a museum to creationism is what I'd call shoving it in my face.

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I hope they realise that fornicating is the act of having sex...

Well you do realise, in their books, having sex is evil! Of the very most evil kind! Noooo... We can't have sex! That would be a sin!

Amy · 30th Apr 2009, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by mediumdietcoke

OMG. I am actually seriously going to apply to this thing. I'm going to apply as a homeschooler (even though I'm a college freshman

) and do a project on why homosexuality is wrong and a sin and shit like that.
OMG OMG OMG. I am actually seriously excited for this!!!

I was gonna do the same...
Thought thief.

Just Adam · 30th Apr 2009, 02:50 AM

* prepares to enter with a bible pupet show.... horny adam and eve, perv noah looking at animals, stoned moses, camp jesus into s&m getting off beeing nailed to cross..... that should upset them

**Eleanor Rigby** · 30th Apr 2009, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Greggers

"12. The only legitimate marriage is the joining of one man and one woman. God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of marriage. Any form of homosexuality, lesbianism, bisexuality, incest, fornication, adultery, pornography, etc., are sinful perversions of God’s gift of sex."

Fortunatly in France, very few people believe in such an amount of crap.

30th Apr 2009, 01:33 PM

Fuck southern Indiana/Kentucky, and fuck Christianity. And to think we live in this hellhole. I seriously want to get my boyfriend and take him to Sweden.

bob4carl09 · 30th Apr 2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Adam

* prepares to enter with a bible pupet show.... horny adam and eve, perv noah looking at animals, stoned moses, camp jesus into s&m getting off beeing nailed to cross..... that should upset them

Hey, if you need an extra set of hands for this show, I'm all yours. I'm not great at accents but I'm sure we can make it work.

30th Apr 2009, 01:54 PM

*and to think I live in this hellhole. ...

mods, you should allow editing of posts at all times

Emberstone · 30th Apr 2009, 02:20 PM

"...incest, fornication, adultery, pornography, etc., are sinful perversions of God’s gift of sex."

Well, that sends Ken Ham straight to hell along with the 6 billion people on earth... everyone fornicates at least once.

Just Adam · 30th Apr 2009, 02:23 PM

with out sex and oriental food this world would be a much darker place

Just Adam · 30th Apr 2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bob4carl09

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Originally Posted by Just Adam

* prepares to enter with a bible pupet show.... horny adam and eve, perv noah looking at animals, stoned moses, camp jesus into s&m getting off beeing nailed to cross..... that should upset them

Hey, if you need an extra set of hands for this show, I'm all yours. I'm not great at accents but I'm sure we can make it work.

sod the puppet show ill just take the extra hands

*sowwy me bad boy*

lol

Wander · 30th Apr 2009, 02:26 PM

So...how about a married bisexual mother having sex with her lesbian daughter and their gay pet dog? Would Ken's head explode or what?

Just Adam · 30th Apr 2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Wander

So...how about a married bisexual mother having sex with her lesbian daughter and their gay pet dog? Would Ken's head explode or what?

be honest me reading that this time of night might make my head explode ken will skin himself

bob4carl09 · 30th Apr 2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Adam

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Originally Posted by bob4carl09

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Originally Posted by Just Adam

* prepares to enter with a bible pupet show.... horny adam and eve, perv noah looking at animals, stoned moses, camp jesus into s&m getting off beeing nailed to cross..... that should upset them

Hey, if you need an extra set of hands for this show, I'm all yours. I'm not great at accents but I'm sure we can make it work.

sod the puppet show ill just take the extra hands

*sowwy me bad boy*

lol

Now Adam, is that to upset this dude, or just for fun

29th Apr 2009, 02:28 PM	#1
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" Ken Ham will be hosting a science fair at his miserable "creation museum" in the near future, to be funded in part by Answers in Genesis. Homeschoolers and faith school students welcome, but your science project has to be approved first, and you must agree to the AiG "Statement of Faith" before even being allowed to participate. That statement can be found here, and it's positively ridiculous. In order to be a part of the science fair, you must state that you believe the Bible is accurate not only in theology but science and history, that the flood actually happened and caused most of the fossil record, that the earth was created in the last 10,000 years over six literal 24-hour days, and that anything other than heterosexual consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction within marriage is a blasphemous evil and ought to be eradicated. Of course, for the people who actually want to attend the fair that shouldn't be a problem, but for us reasonable folks it's an insult to science and common sense.

29th Apr 2009, 04:52 PM	#2
Jeimuzu Wreck Cognition Full Member Gender: Heterogametic Orientation: Rawr. Out Status: 99% out. Location: Middlesbrough Age: 23 Posts: 1,744 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" It's not 'science', and it's not 'fair' to gay people. So, false advertising suit, here I come! calls lawyer =D __________________

29th Apr 2009, 05:01 PM	#3
Greggers Sunshine & Optimism ...also Angels. Full Member Gender: Theatre Queen Orientation: Disco Sticks Out Status: Everyone and a few more Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 3,528 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" "12. The only legitimate marriage is the joining of one man and one woman. God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of marriage. Any form of homosexuality, lesbianism, bisexuality, incest, fornication, adultery, pornography, etc., are sinful perversions of God’s gift of sex." __________________ "It's a male duck."

29th Apr 2009, 08:40 PM	#5
Miles D Rude... and not ginger. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: everyone Location: San Diego, CA ⇒ Great Barrington, MA Age: 20 Posts: 1,171 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" OMG. I am actually seriously going to apply to this thing. I'm going to apply as a homeschooler (even though I'm a college freshman ) and do a project on why homosexuality is wrong and a sin and shit like that. OMG OMG OMG. I am actually seriously excited for this!!! __________________ Bowties are cool. Fezzes are cool.

30th Apr 2009, 12:43 AM	#6
KittyBoy Kitty! (=｀ω´=) Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 3,479 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" I hope they realise that fornicating is the act of having sex... __________________ Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland

30th Apr 2009, 02:50 AM	#10
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" * prepares to enter with a bible pupet show.... horny adam and eve, perv noah looking at animals, stoned moses, camp jesus into s&m getting off beeing nailed to cross..... that should upset them __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

30th Apr 2009, 01:33 PM	#12
STK Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" Fuck southern Indiana/Kentucky, and fuck Christianity. And to think we live in this hellhole. I seriously want to get my boyfriend and take him to Sweden.

30th Apr 2009, 01:54 PM	#14
STK Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" *and to think I live in this hellhole. ... mods, you should allow editing of posts at all times

30th Apr 2009, 02:20 PM	#15
Emberstone Flappychap Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon, USA Age: 28 Posts: 5,587 Join Date: May 2008	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" "...incest, fornication, adultery, pornography, etc., are sinful perversions of God’s gift of sex." Well, that sends Ken Ham straight to hell along with the 6 billion people on earth... everyone fornicates at least once.

30th Apr 2009, 02:23 PM	#16
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" with out sex and oriental food this world would be a much darker place __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

30th Apr 2009, 02:26 PM	#18
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: How silly...Ken Ham's "science fair" So...how about a married bisexual mother having sex with her lesbian daughter and their gay pet dog? Would Ken's head explode or what?

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