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If pets could talk...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Fishtail, May 24, 2017.

  1. Fishtail

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    So as some may know japan did try building translation collar for dogs years ago,
    yet i think they are still working on it since i haven't heard of it again since 2002.

    So what would you familypet/pet say to you that you have now or from the past?
    If you didn't have a pet, what would you neighbours or close friends pet say to you or
    think if they don't act like they would talk much if they could?

    A fish, spider, or snake of course also count as a pet. :grin:

    Edit: there is an updated version from Takara company for dogs.
     
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    "Courgette. GIVE COURGETTE​. NOW."
    I have a snail :slight_smile:
     
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    Please don't cut off my penis.
    Please don't sell me.
    Please don't eat me.
    Please pet me!
    I need to take a poop.
    Do not touch my food, you piece of shit.
    I'm horny.
     
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    My dog was an English cockel spaniel who was always growling, so I imagine him with a cockney accent.
    Whenever you'd mess with somebody in the family, like tickling them or wrestling them or something, he'd always come running and bark and growl because he perceived it as a fight inside the pack, so I imagine him coming in like:
    "Oi! Wot's all this then? Ye be'er stop this righ' now, or I'll bash yer 'ead in, I swear on me mum."
     
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    Give me food or I tell all the secrets you told me!
     
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    A unusual pet, cool. I can relate cuz courgette DO taste good.

    @ Koize:
    I can't guess what animal you pet is. :confused:

    @ Flovey:
    Do you have a rabbit? :love: So cute and cool.
     
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    Sounds like you had a awesome bodyguard. :grin:

    Is that your dog in you ava *lol*? Boy or girl?
     
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    My cat would be at times be like leave me alone I want to sleep >:v and then other times give me attention I miss you, human!

    My turtles would probably say who tf are you lmao
     
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    "Let me outside."

    Over and over all day long.
     
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    King the fish: "Yeah, you are here again and paying attention to me :lol:."
    Left my goldfish at my childhood house and never knew how to bring it(him?) with me.
    I assume my fish liked it when it touched it's dorsal fins,
    cause it always swimming closer to my fingers when i put them in the water surface.
    Anyone knows if fishs enjoy being petted :confused2:

    Mido the ferretqueen: "Why aren't ya giving me your food :tantrum:?
    Why do i only get tasty meetsauce 1 a month and have to share halv of it?
    Why can't i have more snacks?
    Why can't i bite you hand when i have my 10 min. being playful :badgrin:?
    Why aren't sis playing with me?"

    I'm a bit relieved i mostly have baby-sitting the boss in the time i knew her and she can't talk.
    'You're cute - when you sleep or are eating' where my common thoughts.

    Mini-go, babylike Ferret & Midos sister:
    Me: "Are you still tired, pup?"
    "Not sleepy, just busy being lazy *licks my finger*". :love:
    "More Cucumber, please?" *Beg by showing her belly*.

    It's the only thing she got obsessed with.
    Warning! Dont let you Ferrets eat too much Cucumber!
     
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    Stupid humans why don't your realize that your food is MINE and I only allow you the courteously of sharing it with me. From my 3 cats.
     
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    My Guardians dog Danni:
    "Why can't i eat the same food you have?
    Why did i sometimes bite the paper of the wall?
    Why do i have to stop digging holes?
    Why are im not allowed to dig after mice and other fun creatures?
     
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    "It is not YOUR bed! It is MY bed! MOVE!"
     
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    Lets play lets play ohh feral cats gotta chase them make sure they know who's boss lets play FOOD hey stop giving food to the cats hey cats go away hey humans give me food more food or treats I love your slippers can I rip them to pieces more food it's bedtime no I'm staying right here put me down right now let me out let me out let zzzzzzz
     
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    Idiots, I have no clue why you bought me 3 doggy beds when I end up just using the couch!