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Suidae Influenza.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Jeimuzu, May 2, 2009.

  1. Jeimuzu

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    I think I've caught Swine Flu, I'm coming out in rashers. It's a snoutbreak! The onbringing of the aporkalypse!

    Mind you, swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.

    Righto, off to the shops, gonna pick up some oinkment.

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  2. pirateninja

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    I can't say that I've ever seen so many puns in one line. Nice one, James :grin:
     
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    Thats a shame, I hear it can be a bit of a pig
     
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    LOL made my day.

    Friday at school somebody said something about "When pigs fly"

    and i was like "Swine flew!!"

    was quite the knee slapper.
     
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    We have this dance at my school where we all get in groups and dress up (it's like Halloween without trick-or-treating). Well, this one group went as pigs with wings and on their shirts wrote "Swine Flu '09." Classic.
     
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    Wow! I want a t-shirt of that. n_n
     
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    Thanks Jamie! This has really brightened up my day.:grin: