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Old 2nd May 2009, 08:56 AM   #1
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Default Suidae Influenza.

I think I've caught Swine Flu, I'm coming out in rashers. It's a snoutbreak! The onbringing of the aporkalypse!

Mind you, swine flu is not a problem for the pigs, because they're all going to be cured anyway.

Righto, off to the shops, gonna pick up some oinkment.

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Old 2nd May 2009, 09:09 AM   #2
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Default Re: Suidae Influenza.

I can't say that I've ever seen so many puns in one line. Nice one, James
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Old 2nd May 2009, 09:10 AM   #3
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Default Re: Suidae Influenza.

Thats a shame, I hear it can be a bit of a pig
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Old 3rd May 2009, 06:05 PM   #4
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Default Re: Suidae Influenza.

lmao puns
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Old 3rd May 2009, 06:35 PM   #5
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Default Re: Suidae Influenza.

LOL made my day.

Friday at school somebody said something about "When pigs fly"

and i was like "Swine flew!!"

was quite the knee slapper.
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Old 3rd May 2009, 08:55 PM   #6
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Default Re: Suidae Influenza.

We have this dance at my school where we all get in groups and dress up (it's like Halloween without trick-or-treating). Well, this one group went as pigs with wings and on their shirts wrote "Swine Flu '09." Classic.
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Old 3rd May 2009, 10:18 PM   #7
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Default Re: Suidae Influenza.

Wow! I want a t-shirt of that. n_n
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Old 3rd May 2009, 11:54 PM   #8
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Default Re: Suidae Influenza.

Thanks Jamie! This has really brightened up my day.
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