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Fiorino · 7th May 2009, 03:44 PM

http://englishrussia.com/?p=2662#more-2662

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Originally Posted by EnglishRussia

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

I'm not sure about the rest of them, but I CAN'T SEE #5!!

haha

LornTehViking · 7th May 2009, 03:49 PM

Lol, I saw this, went "I can't see 5" saw the reason and went, "OHHH THAT'S WHY!" and recognized the joke immediately afterwards xD.

TayTay · 7th May 2009, 03:51 PM

Me either!!!!! , haha funny!!

qisforquinton · 7th May 2009, 03:55 PM

XDDD I like that. "where's #5?"

Just Adam · 7th May 2009, 04:01 PM

wow im gay lol

qisforquinton · 7th May 2009, 04:04 PM

*le gasp* There is a gay person in our midst! for shame! XDD

No One · 7th May 2009, 04:09 PM

Took me awhile i stared at number 5 and was like hmmmmmmm so why cant i see it then i read it and was like "OH NO IM GAY!!!!!!" lol duh

7th May 2009, 04:10 PM

Is that legit? Or is there just no number in 5? That's so WEIRD if that actually works.

GhostDog · 7th May 2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by stymied

Is that legit? Or is there just no number in 5? That's so WEIRD if that actually works.

I think it's just a color blindness test. If diagnosing people with schizophrenia was as easy as pointing them at circle #6 and asking them to read it, psychiatrists would probably cost a lot less. =P

So, no, I don't think you're supposed to see anything in number 5.

7th May 2009, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GhostDog

Quote:

Originally Posted by stymied

Is that legit? Or is there just no number in 5? That's so WEIRD if that actually works.

I think it's just a color blindness test. If diagnosing people with schizophrenia was as easy as pointing them at circle #6 and asking them to read it, psychiatrists would probably cost a lot less. =P

So, no, I don't think you're supposed to see anything in number 5.

Yeah haha my optometrist gave me the same test for color blindness. That's all it is.

Derek the Wolf · 7th May 2009, 05:47 PM

LMAO I can't see number five either! Is this a trick? X3

Daniel · 7th May 2009, 05:56 PM

I couldn't see number 6...

MusicIsLife · 7th May 2009, 09:25 PM

HAHAHA i guess that proves that im a homosexual xD i couldnt see 5 either, then i scrolled down.

hoping · 7th May 2009, 09:28 PM

hahahah i couldnt see number 5

7th May 2009, 10:15 PM

i dont think there is anything on number 5 :P

olides84 · 7th May 2009, 11:18 PM

Haha, no one can see number 5, so I guess the whole world is GAY

xequar · 8th May 2009, 08:35 AM

All this is is a standard short web-test for color-blindness. If you can't see certain numbers, then you might have some minor form of color blindness.

For what it's worth, I can't see number 5 either...

Kenko · 8th May 2009, 09:55 AM

Obviously it's a "joke" to make you think "ZOMG I'm gay". Which for here is news to no one.

When I was having a medical done for a workplace they gave me a colourblind test as part of it. I was going along just fine, then got to a card like this and was like "Uh.... I don't see anything"

Apparently that was fine. No I'm not colourblind. I think the way SOME of the cards work is that it actually reveals something that is visible to colourblind folks. As an example colourblind people are actually better able to pick out camouflage than "normal" people.

Here's a colourblind simulator that lets you upload an image and see how people with different colourblindnesses might perceive it.

http://www.colblindor.com/coblis-col...ess-simulator/

I couldn't get any of them to resolve #5, though after looking at it at different sizes I'm trying to convince myself there's a "14" or "74" in there.

Clearly if it were this easy to determine homosexuality someone would have figured it out by now.

In other news 10% of the male population is affected by some form of colourblindness

Amy · 8th May 2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by olides84

Haha, no one can see number 5, so I guess the whole world is GAY

We probably need to get a straight person to take this, though...

Cheese Love · 8th May 2009, 08:09 PM

Lolz I see no five.

[obviously]

7th May 2009, 03:51 PM	#3
TayTay Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Ohio Age: 19 Posts: 32 Join Date: May 2009	Re: Russian Army Test Me either!!!!! , haha funny!! Last edited by TayTay; 7th May 2009 at 03:55 PM..

7th May 2009, 03:55 PM	#4
qisforquinton Master Thespian Full Member Gender: Maleee Orientation: I like guys Out Status: some friends Location: Lameville, NY Age: 19 Posts: 434 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Russian Army Test XDDD I like that. "where's #5?" __________________ Sugar, we're goin' down swingin'

7th May 2009, 04:09 PM	#7
No One Eternally Male Crazed! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Unofficially out to everyone but my family. Age: 18 Posts: 1,021 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Russian Army Test Took me awhile i stared at number 5 and was like hmmmmmmm so why cant i see it then i read it and was like "OH NO IM GAY!!!!!!" lol duh __________________

7th May 2009, 04:10 PM	#8
stymied Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Russian Army Test Is that legit? Or is there just no number in 5? That's so WEIRD if that actually works.

7th May 2009, 05:47 PM	#11
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Russian Army Test LMAO I can't see number five either! Is this a trick? X3 __________________

7th May 2009, 03:49 PM	#2
LornTehViking Banned Gender: I walk on the line you're not 'supposed' to cross. Orientation: Gay Out Status: I wasn't ever in. Location: Bumblefuck, Illinois Posts: 997 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Russian Army Test Lol, I saw this, went "I can't see 5" saw the reason and went, "OHHH THAT'S WHY!" and recognized the joke immediately afterwards xD.

7th May 2009, 04:01 PM	#5
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: Russian Army Test wow im gay lol __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

7th May 2009, 04:04 PM	#6
qisforquinton Master Thespian Full Member Gender: Maleee Orientation: I like guys Out Status: some friends Location: Lameville, NY Age: 19 Posts: 434 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Russian Army Test le gasp There is a gay person in our midst! for shame! XDD __________________ Sugar, we're goin' down swingin'

7th May 2009, 05:56 PM	#12
Daniel the great cheese danish Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Buffalo, NY Age: 21 Posts: 2,874 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Russian Army Test I couldn't see number 6... __________________ "Nobody can teach me who I am, who can describe parts of me, but who I am and what I need, these are things I have to find out myself." - Chunua Achebe

7th May 2009, 09:25 PM	#13
MusicIsLife EC Addict Full Member Gender: Not even sure anymore. Something in between. Orientation: I like girls :) Out Status: Everyone on orientation 7 people on trans issue. Location: Montréal, QC Age: 23 Posts: 1,595 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Russian Army Test HAHAHA i guess that proves that im a homosexual xD i couldnt see 5 either, then i scrolled down.

7th May 2009, 09:28 PM	#14
hoping EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: australia Age: 23 Posts: 527 Join Date: May 2007	Re: Russian Army Test hahahah i couldnt see number 5 __________________ On to canada in 2012

7th May 2009, 10:15 PM	#15
Myke Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Russian Army Test i dont think there is anything on number 5 :P

7th May 2009, 11:18 PM	#16
olides84 stranger in a strange land Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty much Location: Belgium Posts: 1,042 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Russian Army Test Haha, no one can see number 5, so I guess the whole world is GAY

8th May 2009, 08:35 AM	#17
xequar Diapered and collared! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I have "The Gay." :) Out Status: Loud and proud! Location: Detroit area, Michigan Age: 30 Posts: 1,746 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Russian Army Test All this is is a standard short web-test for color-blindness. If you can't see certain numbers, then you might have some minor form of color blindness. For what it's worth, I can't see number 5 either... __________________

8th May 2009, 09:55 AM	#18
Kenko EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few friends + parents Location: Canada Age: 26 Posts: 1,407 Join Date: Jan 2007	Re: Russian Army Test Obviously it's a "joke" to make you think "ZOMG I'm gay". Which for here is news to no one. When I was having a medical done for a workplace they gave me a colourblind test as part of it. I was going along just fine, then got to a card like this and was like "Uh.... I don't see anything" Apparently that was fine. No I'm not colourblind. I think the way SOME of the cards work is that it actually reveals something that is visible to colourblind folks. As an example colourblind people are actually better able to pick out camouflage than "normal" people. Here's a colourblind simulator that lets you upload an image and see how people with different colourblindnesses might perceive it. http://www.colblindor.com/coblis-col...ess-simulator/ I couldn't get any of them to resolve #5, though after looking at it at different sizes I'm trying to convince myself there's a "14" or "74" in there. Clearly if it were this easy to determine homosexuality someone would have figured it out by now. In other news 10% of the male population is affected by some form of colourblindness

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8th May 2009, 08:09 PM	#20
Cheese Love EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Totally out, except for extended family Location: Minnesota Age: 20 Posts: 314 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Russian Army Test Lolz I see no five. [obviously]