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Swine flu joke my friend told me...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by MusicIsLife, May 11, 2009.

  1. MusicIsLife

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    The big bad wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down". The little pig said "fuck off or I'll sneeze on you"

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: it made me giggle.
     
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    My sister sent me this.
     

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    hahaha oh my. the pooh one made me LOL
     
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    My favorite one...

    'Swine flu'... Is that after pigs fly?
     
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    How about these:

    They said we'd have a black president when pigs fly. Now 100 days into Obama's inauguration, swine flu.

    What happens when you mix swine flu and avain flu? Pigs fly!
     
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    Now we know why ham isn't kosher.
     
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    Ahahahahahaha.
    Tweeted.
     
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    haha i love it!
     
  11. TripleM

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    hshahahahahahahaha!! These are so funny!