The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

starfish · 13th May 2009, 04:31 PM

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Mickey · 13th May 2009, 04:44 PM

I saw this a while ago,but it's worth watching,again. lol!
Thanks for sharing!

13th May 2009, 04:47 PM

hahaha so funny! Thanks for showing us that!!

Emberstone · 13th May 2009, 04:48 PM

I agree. "god bless america, and her gays."

Pepsi · 13th May 2009, 04:50 PM

LMFAO Thank you so much, I love the onion. This was hysterical "God bless America, and her gays"

13th May 2009, 04:56 PM

bahahahaha!!!

Alex19 · 13th May 2009, 04:59 PM

haha i literally lol'd

Mason · 13th May 2009, 05:05 PM

That's funny and interesting.

crystaltriforce · 13th May 2009, 05:12 PM

i don't know if i should be offended or laughing till i can't breathe

Derek the Wolf · 13th May 2009, 05:47 PM

that's worth a few yuks

gaius · 13th May 2009, 05:55 PM

that is brillliant !

xxxxx · 13th May 2009, 06:08 PM

Ha HA hhaaahaaaahaaaaahaaa omfg.. so funny. protect the gay we are worth 7 straight solders. Keep our mind's pure to think about man on man action or girl on girl. lol We do not want to see the sight's of war. We are like a diamond. lol

qisforquinton · 13th May 2009, 06:08 PM

haha our "pure minds should be reserved for man on man or woman on woman romance".

**Owen** · 13th May 2009, 06:11 PM

Even my dad was laughing at that, and there isn't much that will get him to laugh. The "seven" part was what made me laugh the most.

13th May 2009, 06:13 PM

ooohhh! i understand now! thank you onion. you have cleared up one more conundrum

Grof142007 · 13th May 2009, 06:15 PM

lol the ending ws the funniest

Just Adam · 14th May 2009, 02:37 AM

i WISH this was real lol god bless the gays

13th May 2009, 04:44 PM	#2
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. I saw this a while ago,but it's worth watching,again. lol! Thanks for sharing! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

13th May 2009, 04:47 PM	#3
TripleM Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. hahaha so funny! Thanks for showing us that!!

13th May 2009, 04:48 PM	#4
Emberstone Flappychap Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon, USA Age: 28 Posts: 5,587 Join Date: May 2008	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. I agree. "god bless america, and her gays."

13th May 2009, 04:50 PM	#5
Pepsi R-Y-R-Y Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Completely Out Location: Staten Island, NYC Age: 20 Posts: 4,348 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. LMFAO Thank you so much, I love the onion. This was hysterical "God bless America, and her gays" __________________ "I'm not that typical baby. I'm a bad kid like my mom and dad made me. I'm not that cool and you hate me. I'm a bad kid, that's the way that they made me" - GAGA

13th May 2009, 04:56 PM	#6
Emile Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. bahahahaha!!!

13th May 2009, 04:59 PM	#7
Alex19 who else but me? Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: homo Out Status: I think everyone knows by now Location: New York Age: 21 Posts: 1,301 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. haha i literally lol'd __________________ "It's always darkest before dawn."

13th May 2009, 05:05 PM	#8
Mason Master Chef Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Salinas, CA Age: 19 Posts: 101 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. That's funny and interesting.

13th May 2009, 05:12 PM	#9
crystaltriforce raised by nintendo and sega Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but extended family Location: outside of Philadelphia Age: 21 Posts: 1,825 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. i don't know if i should be offended or laughing till i can't breathe __________________ we need masculinity....PUT ON THE "FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE" SONG!!!

13th May 2009, 05:47 PM	#10
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. that's worth a few yuks __________________

13th May 2009, 05:55 PM	#11
gaius EC's Geordie Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: bi/gay Out Status: Out to friends, family and anyone who wants to kno Location: Lancaster University Age: 22 Posts: 397 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. that is brillliant ! __________________ "Life happens without warning"

13th May 2009, 06:08 PM	#12
xxxxx Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: 5 friend's upto now and counting! Location: UK Age: 24 Posts: 131 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. Ha HA hhaaahaaaahaaaaahaaa omfg.. so funny. protect the gay we are worth 7 straight solders. Keep our mind's pure to think about man on man action or girl on girl. lol We do not want to see the sight's of war. We are like a diamond. lol

13th May 2009, 06:08 PM	#13
qisforquinton Master Thespian Full Member Gender: Maleee Orientation: I like guys Out Status: some friends Location: Lameville, NY Age: 19 Posts: 434 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. haha our "pure minds should be reserved for man on man or woman on woman romance". __________________ Sugar, we're goin' down swingin'

13th May 2009, 06:11 PM	#14
Owen Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult EC Admin Gender: Agendered dude Orientation: Panromantic androsexual Out Status: Everyone and their mother Location: Massachusetts, USA Age: 21 Posts: 2,870 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. Even my dad was laughing at that, and there isn't much that will get him to laugh. The "seven" part was what made me laugh the most. __________________ "Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." -Daria Morgendorffer

13th May 2009, 06:13 PM	#15
paco Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. ooohhh! i understand now! thank you onion. you have cleared up one more conundrum

13th May 2009, 06:15 PM	#16
Grof142007 Dreamer of EC Merchandise Full Member Gender: Sexy Male Orientation: King of Homosexuals Out Status: Openly Gay Location: High Point,North Carolina Age: 22 Posts: 1,652 Join Date: Apr 2007	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. lol the ending ws the funniest __________________ The name is Kevin Dreamer of EC Merchandise EmptyClosets Shop

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14th May 2009, 02:37 AM	#17
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: The real reason gays are not allowed in the US military. i WISH this was real lol god bless the gays __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.