I got my lez on spooning in woodshop. - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

Level N Human · 20th May 2009, 09:36 PM

Carved out with some hand tools.

I then went medieval on that shit with some POWER TOOLS!

Sanded and oiled.

I know it looks more like a club than a spoon, but I also intended for it to look primitive like a tool made of the bone of some weird animal. A clavicle or femur or humerus if you will.

So yes, I'm sorry for the misleading title but this thread has enough shop class and hard wood in it to please both the lezzies and the gays . You can't be too sad right?

Commence the sexual punning, if you wish.

Greggers · 20th May 2009, 10:03 PM

That. Is. Freaking. AMAZING.

When can i buy one?

pirateninja · 20th May 2009, 10:05 PM

OMFG

That is a serious case of "FUCK YEAH" right there. And I only reserve "FUCK YEAH" for truly "FUCK YEAH" things.

Hand tools... fuck yeah
Powertools... Fuck yeah
Awesome Primitive spoon... FUCK YEAH

Thisisnew · 20th May 2009, 10:12 PM

Wow That's really cool.

pokeypanda · 20th May 2009, 10:15 PM

thats super cool!

Cheria · 20th May 2009, 10:25 PM

Susie... I cannot stop expressing my love for you, seriously.

GhostDog · 21st May 2009, 08:47 AM

Sweet! Gotta love stuff like this. Who wouldn't want a club-spoon? =D I love re-interpreting really commonplace stuff into something different.

That is a really nice form, too. All twisty and organic and interesting. I likes!

xequar · 21st May 2009, 08:48 AM

Woodworking is so awesome, isn't it? Very nice work!

jazzrawr · 21st May 2009, 11:54 AM

ZOMG.
That makes me want to use some powertools.
And I don't even own any. XD

That is one hell of an awesome spoon.

Bunny · 21st May 2009, 11:55 AM

That is AWESOME.

They tried sticking me in shop class once. It didn't end well.

Level N Human · 21st May 2009, 05:04 PM

Thanks guys, I really feel like I've earned my queerness. And thanks to Holly for the Fuck Yeahs which I interpret as lezzie cred.

Greggers, if I had the woodworking equipment to make more I'd totally make you one, but this school semester if over and I'm not allowed in there anymore.

Woodworking is very neat Xequar, I've fallen in love with it.

I hope you still have all your fingers lyingfigure. ._.

**Maddy** · 21st May 2009, 06:41 PM

That might just be the coolest thing ever.

Stuie · 22nd May 2009, 04:19 AM

Wow! You can do that in woodwork? I made a spoon in year 7 woodwork, I would attach a photo but it's so embarrassingly bad, my street cred would be destroyed forever.

It's amazing, you're so handy!

**Ben** · 22nd May 2009, 04:24 AM

PT=FY

That's amazing Susie. Seriously.

xequar · 22nd May 2009, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Level N Human

Thanks guys, I really feel like I've earned my queerness. And thanks to Holly for the Fuck Yeahs which I interpret as lezzie cred.

Greggers, if I had the woodworking equipment to make more I'd totally make you one, but this school semester if over and I'm not allowed in there anymore.

Woodworking is very neat Xequar, I've fallen in love with it.

I hope you still have all your fingers lyingfigure. ._.

That's awesome. I did three years of it in high school, and I wouldn't mind having the money and space to set up a workshop. I'd love to make a dining room set to match the walnut Queen Anne legged chair I made.

Keep at it! Besides the fun factor, one can make a few bucks if they're good.

Katherine · 22nd May 2009, 03:08 PM

This makes me wanna try my hand at woodworking!

20th May 2009, 09:36 PM	#1
Level N Human Deluxe Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Fag-ette. Out Status: Most friends Age: 22 Posts: 816 Join Date: Jul 2007	I got my lez on spooning in woodshop. Carved out with some hand tools. I then went medieval on that shit with some POWER TOOLS! Sanded and oiled. I know it looks more like a club than a spoon, but I also intended for it to look primitive like a tool made of the bone of some weird animal. A clavicle or femur or humerus if you will. So yes, I'm sorry for the misleading title but this thread has enough shop class and hard wood in it to please both the lezzies and the gays . You can't be too sad right? Commence the sexual punning, if you wish. __________________ If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate.

20th May 2009, 10:03 PM	#2
Greggers Sunshine & Optimism ...also Angels. Full Member Gender: Theatre Queen Orientation: Disco Sticks Out Status: Everyone and a few more Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 3,528 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: I got my lez on spooning in woodshop. That. Is. Freaking. AMAZING. When can i buy one? __________________ "It's a male duck."

20th May 2009, 10:05 PM	#3
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: I got my lez on spooning in woodshop. OMFG That is a serious case of "FUCK YEAH" right there. And I only reserve "FUCK YEAH" for truly "FUCK YEAH" things. Hand tools... fuck yeah Powertools... Fuck yeah Awesome Primitive spoon... FUCK YEAH __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

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Level N Human Deluxe Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Fag-ette. Out Status: Most friends Age: 22 Posts: 816 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: I got my lez on spooning in woodshop. Thanks guys, I really feel like I've earned my queerness. And thanks to Holly for the Fuck Yeahs which I interpret as lezzie cred. Greggers, if I had the woodworking equipment to make more I'd totally make you one, but this school semester if over and I'm not allowed in there anymore. Woodworking is very neat Xequar, I've fallen in love with it. I hope you still have all your fingers lyingfigure. ._. __________________ If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate.

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