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Oh I almost choked a bitch

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by malachite, May 29, 2009.

  1. malachite

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    So a few weeks ago my car breaks down, I have a bad alternator. On my way to the garage my car dies. So, one of friends comes and tries to jump the car, no good. We push the car off the road and into an entrance into an upper class neighborhood. While waiting for the tow truck a teenage girl stops by us and says,
    “Guys you can’t park here.”
    I respond, “We’re not parked here. My car broke down, hence the hazard lights.”
    She thinks to herself for a moment and says, “So, just have your daddy buy you a new car.”
    My God I wanted to choke a bitch!!!!!!

    :tantrum::***::angry::evil::icon_twis
     
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    bitch choking is only ok on tuesdays and thursdays :slight_smile:

    serious what a bitch
     
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    i would of fucked the daft bitches head up say .. " you too i think your flux capacitor it broke"

    that would confuse her small mind
     
  4. Legnaj

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    Wasent this same exact thread posted a while ago or am I having dejavu?

    anyway just remember karma sucks and it's gonna choke her for you...
     
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    what a bitch, I hate spoilt brats like that (and sadly I live in a town full of them - sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person here who's not rich, even though I know I'm not)
     
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    she will crash now and daddy wont buy her a car
     
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    That made me laugh out load.

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    I was gonna ask her what 2+2 was but I didn't want to give her a brain hemorrhage
     
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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahp8zjSK0X4[/YOUTUBE]

    Wayne Brady got 'chyo back.
     
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    Ah I love that skit!!!!!
     
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    yeah, it's a personal favourite.
     
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    Ouch guys, kinda harsh.
    I mean i wasn't there but she just states a fact and then something that makes sense to her.
    sure she's privileged and a little stupid but it's nothing to choke someone over.
     
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    then my work here is done :grin:
     
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    Thanks for the great laugh guys I need that. Had a real stressful day at work.
     
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    *reason I hate my generation #1,001*
     
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    "Why don't you have YOUR daddy buy me a new car?"

    Lex
     
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    yes! practically 3/4 my school is like this girl
     
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    Haha that's hilarious. Seems like something I would say actually. >_<
     
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    Dude.. Don't stress about it. Idiots like that don't get very far in life. If you see her again in a few years time she'll probably have a few bucketloads of kids and be bigger than Rosie O'Donnel.