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malachite · 29th May 2009, 01:45 PM

So a few weeks ago my car breaks down, I have a bad alternator. On my way to the garage my car dies. So, one of friends comes and tries to jump the car, no good. We push the car off the road and into an entrance into an upper class neighborhood. While waiting for the tow truck a teenage girl stops by us and says,
“Guys you can’t park here.”
I respond, “We’re not parked here. My car broke down, hence the hazard lights.”
She thinks to herself for a moment and says, “So, just have your daddy buy you a new car.”
My God I wanted to choke a bitch!!!!!!

Zac4 · 29th May 2009, 01:49 PM

bitch choking is only ok on tuesdays and thursdays

serious what a bitch

Just Adam · 29th May 2009, 01:50 PM

i would of fucked the daft bitches head up say .. " you too i think your flux capacitor it broke"

that would confuse her small mind

29th May 2009, 01:50 PM

Wasent this same exact thread posted a while ago or am I having dejavu?

anyway just remember karma sucks and it's gonna choke her for you...

kettleoffish · 29th May 2009, 01:52 PM

what a bitch, I hate spoilt brats like that (and sadly I live in a town full of them - sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person here who's not rich, even though I know I'm not)

Just Adam · 29th May 2009, 01:52 PM

she will crash now and daddy wont buy her a car

malachite · 29th May 2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Adam

i would of fucked the daft bitches head up say .. " you too i think your flux capacitor it broke"

that would confuse her small mind

That made me laugh out load.

malachite · 29th May 2009, 01:56 PM

I was gonna ask her what 2+2 was but I didn't want to give her a brain hemorrhage

peaceLOVEandNYC · 29th May 2009, 02:01 PM

+ YouTube Video

Wayne Brady got 'chyo back.

malachite · 29th May 2009, 02:06 PM

Ah I love that skit!!!!!

peaceLOVEandNYC · 29th May 2009, 02:07 PM

yeah, it's a personal favourite.

littledinosaurs · 29th May 2009, 02:10 PM

Ouch guys, kinda harsh.
I mean i wasn't there but she just states a fact and then something that makes sense to her.
sure she's privileged and a little stupid but it's nothing to choke someone over.

Just Adam · 29th May 2009, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malachite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Adam

i would of fucked the daft bitches head up say .. " you too i think your flux capacitor it broke"

that would confuse her small mind

That made me laugh out load.

then my work here is done

malachite · 29th May 2009, 02:13 PM

Thanks for the great laugh guys I need that. Had a real stressful day at work.

silentsound · 29th May 2009, 03:55 PM

*reason I hate my generation #1,001*

**Lexington** · 29th May 2009, 04:00 PM

"Why don't you have YOUR daddy buy me a new car?"

Lex

moirai · 29th May 2009, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silentsound

*reason I hate my generation #1,001*

yes! practically 3/4 my school is like this girl

RaRa · 29th May 2009, 04:28 PM

Haha that's hilarious. Seems like something I would say actually. >_<

George · 29th May 2009, 04:38 PM

Dude.. Don't stress about it. Idiots like that don't get very far in life. If you see her again in a few years time she'll probably have a few bucketloads of kids and be bigger than Rosie O'Donnel.

29th May 2009, 01:49 PM	#2
Zac4 dazed n confused Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: not str8 Out Status: Not out at all Location: atlanta Age: 19 Posts: 623 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch bitch choking is only ok on tuesdays and thursdays serious what a bitch

29th May 2009, 01:50 PM	#3
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch i would of fucked the daft bitches head up say .. " you too i think your flux capacitor it broke" that would confuse her small mind __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

29th May 2009, 01:50 PM	#4
Legnaj Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch Wasent this same exact thread posted a while ago or am I having dejavu? anyway just remember karma sucks and it's gonna choke her for you...

29th May 2009, 01:52 PM	#5
kettleoffish new avatar time! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but parents.. for now. Location: Scotland Age: 18 Posts: 1,045 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch what a bitch, I hate spoilt brats like that (and sadly I live in a town full of them - sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person here who's not rich, even though I know I'm not) __________________ ~~There is no way to peace; peace is the way.~~ --A. J. Muste

29th May 2009, 01:52 PM	#6
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch she will crash now and daddy wont buy her a car __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

29th May 2009, 01:45 PM	#1
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Oh I almost choked a bitch So a few weeks ago my car breaks down, I have a bad alternator. On my way to the garage my car dies. So, one of friends comes and tries to jump the car, no good. We push the car off the road and into an entrance into an upper class neighborhood. While waiting for the tow truck a teenage girl stops by us and says, “Guys you can’t park here.” I respond, “We’re not parked here. My car broke down, hence the hazard lights.” She thinks to herself for a moment and says, “So, just have your daddy buy you a new car.” My God I wanted to choke a bitch!!!!!!

29th May 2009, 01:56 PM	#8
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch I was gonna ask her what 2+2 was but I didn't want to give her a brain hemorrhage

29th May 2009, 02:06 PM	#10
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch Ah I love that skit!!!!!

29th May 2009, 02:07 PM	#11
peaceLOVEandNYC Dress Me Up, Dress Me Down. Full Member Gender: Oh Boy! Orientation: Gay...but you wouldn't be able to tell. Out Status: Working my way Out! Location: Brooklyn, NY Age: 20 Posts: 128 Join Date: May 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch yeah, it's a personal favourite. __________________ "Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" -Ernest Gaines

29th May 2009, 02:10 PM	#12
littledinosaurs J'essaie de Parler Français! :] Full Member Gender: Garçon Orientation: Bisexuel Location: Nouvelle-Angleterre. Age: 21 Posts: 2,351 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch Ouch guys, kinda harsh. I mean i wasn't there but she just states a fact and then something that makes sense to her. sure she's privileged and a little stupid but it's nothing to choke someone over. __________________ Âllo Là

29th May 2009, 02:13 PM	#14
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch Thanks for the great laugh guys I need that. Had a real stressful day at work.

29th May 2009, 03:55 PM	#15
silentsound Flaming Thespian Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: most people Age: 18 Posts: 2,253 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch reason I hate my generation #1,001 __________________ ...and I can't wait to figure out what's *wrong* with me, so I can say 'this is the way I [used] to be'

29th May 2009, 04:00 PM	#16
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch "Why don't you have YOUR daddy buy me a new car?" Lex

29th May 2009, 04:28 PM	#18
RaRa We we we so excited Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 21 Posts: 7,439 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch Haha that's hilarious. Seems like something I would say actually. >_<

29th May 2009, 04:38 PM	#19
George Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 19 Posts: 2,387 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Oh I almost choked a bitch Dude.. Don't stress about it. Idiots like that don't get very far in life. If you see her again in a few years time she'll probably have a few bucketloads of kids and be bigger than Rosie O'Donnel.

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