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Old 10th Jun 2009, 09:44 PM   #1
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Default LOL, this is awesome.
I found this on fmylife.com today.

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Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML
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Old 10th Jun 2009, 09:46 PM   #2
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Old 10th Jun 2009, 09:49 PM   #3
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The mental image is great. The mom standing there making hand motions while the teenage son just sits there mortified.

The more I think about it the more I laugh.
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Old 10th Jun 2009, 10:02 PM   #4
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This one is even better.

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Old 10th Jun 2009, 10:04 PM   #5
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Old 10th Jun 2009, 10:36 PM   #6
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I like this one:

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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Old 11th Jun 2009, 09:14 AM   #7
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I like this one:

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
OMG THAT REALLY HIT ME AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Though, in all seriousness, it would be the exact type of thing I'd do to my room mate, just to pay them back for something or just for a laugh to see their face XD
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Old 11th Jun 2009, 09:33 AM   #8
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jejejeje....wow
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Old 11th Jun 2009, 10:26 AM   #9
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I found this one fucked up on multiple levels, pardon my french.

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Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was gay. The executor read it out loud. My mom was the only one who knew. FML
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Old 11th Jun 2009, 11:15 AM   #10
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This one is HILARIOUS!

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Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
The one about the will is seriously twisted. It's even more than just fml.
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Old 11th Jun 2009, 01:22 PM   #11
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Just saw thing one...doh!

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
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Old 12th Jun 2009, 04:59 AM   #12
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Rofl XD

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Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
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Today, my mom said "You and your Dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", She then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your Dad tonight." FML
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Old 12th Jun 2009, 05:54 PM   #14
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Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML
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Haha these are hilarious and some totally true!
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I found this one fucked up on multiple levels, pardon my french.

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Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was gay. The executor read it out loud. My mom was the only one who knew. FML
I personally don't think your french needs to be excused That is horrible.
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Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was gay. The executor read it out loud. My mom was the only one who knew. FML
I personally don't think your french needs to be excused That is horrible.
cruelty and maliciousness at it's finest, delivered in death. >.<;
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I found this one fucked up on multiple levels, pardon my french.

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Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was gay. The executor read it out loud. My mom was the only one who knew. FML


You what the worst part of that is. The bitch is dead and she can't hear what he really thinks about her.
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ROFL

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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.
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Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
I wonder what Freud would have to say about that.
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