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Old 20th Jun 2009, 10:10 AM   #1
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There's a lot of reasons why gay men and women shouldn't fight for marriage. It's unnatural, totally confusing, and can even lead to animal love.

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Old 20th Jun 2009, 10:30 AM   #2
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That was hilarious.

Everything he said, I don't know why some people can't seem to understand.
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 11:12 AM   #3
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I've always wanted to marry a duck.......
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 11:39 AM   #4
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I've always wanted to marry a duck.......
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Gay, polygamous marriage WITH beastialty.
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 11:47 AM   #5
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*ugh* ye *ugh* i do, [gay voice] THREEWAAAAY! [/GAY VOICE]

i think i wet myself...
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 11:49 AM   #6
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I've always wanted to marry a duck.......
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Let's get married to a duck.
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It's been my life's dream!
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 01:10 PM   #7
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Gay, polygamous marriage WITH beastialty.
It's been my life's dream!
Just as long as the duck is a female.
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 01:30 PM   #8
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lmao. that was HILARIOuS.
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 01:32 PM   #9
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Damn it, how the hell did they figure out my homosexuality was a guise for bestiality?!
*jumps out a window*
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 01:45 PM   #10
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Damn it, how the hell did they figure out my homosexuality was a guise for bestiality?!
*jumps out a window*
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far to pretty to go splat lol
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Old 20th Jun 2009, 07:19 PM   #11
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That duck is so pretty... I want to touch it...
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Sorry, it's a hermaphrodite.
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Duuude.
Let's get married to a duck.
Gay, polygamous marriage WITH beastialty.
It's been my life's dream!
Just as long as the duck is a female.
Sorry, it's a hermaphrodite.
As homosexuals, we must use our powers of evil to hermaphrodit-ise all ducks.
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Duuude.
Let's get married to a duck.
Gay, polygamous marriage WITH beastialty.
It's been my life's dream!
Just as long as the duck is a female.
Sorry, it's a hermaphrodite.
As homosexuals, we must use our powers of evil to hermaphrodit-ise all ducks.
and we should all get sex reassignment surgeries
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what to all ebcome hermaphrodites?
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Old 22nd Jun 2009, 12:40 PM   #16
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hehe very funny i hope that man and duck are very happy and btw that gay wedding show is an awesome idea *writes down in note book*
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