I just came across this and was highly amused. http://graphjam.com/2009/06/21/song-chart-memes-think-lesbian/
Hmmmm, I prefer girl movies, I don't play 1st person shooter games, I love Twilight, and my best friend doesn't say I'm her lover, the only one that applies is that I don't say like in every sentence, yet somehow I still manage to be a lesbian.
best friend saying I'm her lover? shit that's me... (and actually a lot of the reason I'm afraid of coming out to her...or anyone)