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ANightDude · 8th Jul 2009, 05:47 PM

Signs as in Advertisments, road signs, etc.

I was driving through Alabama about a year ago (well I wasn't driving, whatever...) and we came across a sign. A very personal sign someone built on their land with their own two hands. Then today, I come across it on Google Images.

http://render1.snapfish.com/render2/.../of=50,590,442

EC decided not to let me post the pic, so... click.

"Go to Church or the Devil will get you!"
I thought it was hilarious. My religious Grandmother nearly had a heart attack laughing.

Anyone else see any? Or come across funny ones online?

jonny · 8th Jul 2009, 05:56 PM

In dont have a pic but this one sign said" trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" I thought it was so funny it's from the game GTA vice city.

Timm · 8th Jul 2009, 06:19 PM

http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/13.jpg

AHHH!!!

(In case you can't read it, it says "If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question Is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire")

sdc91 · 8th Jul 2009, 06:28 PM

ANightDude · 8th Jul 2009, 06:58 PM

Jace · 8th Jul 2009, 11:33 PM

Mickey · 8th Jul 2009, 11:42 PM

I love all of these! Sorry,I don't have any! (I kinda always liked,SLIPPERY WHEN WET,though!)

ANightDude · 9th Jul 2009, 12:03 AM

maverick · 8th Feb 2011, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANightDude

Signs as in Advertisments, road signs, etc.

I was driving through Alabama about a year ago (well I wasn't driving, whatever...) and we came across a sign. A very personal sign someone built on their land with their own two hands. Then today, I come across it on Google Images.

http://render1.snapfish.com/render2/.../of=50,590,442

EC decided not to let me post the pic, so... click.

"Go to Church or the Devil will get you!"I thought it was hilarious. My religious Grandmother nearly had a heart attack laughing.

Anyone else see any? Or come across funny ones online?

I just had to mention that I've actually seen this same sign in person.

Heyitsme · 8th Feb 2011, 02:22 PM

Connor22 · 8th Feb 2011, 02:35 PM

In town theres a bunch of trees being put up and for some odd reason the workers like to put up these massive like steel cages around them so me and my dad went around putting signs on saying "please do not feed the trees" but by the time we went round them all and came bakck someone took them down and we didn't get pictures

TheInquisitor · 10th Feb 2011, 08:18 AM

Engrish.com is the home of the funniest signs ever

http://www.engrish.com/2008/07/i-alw...-grinch-lived/

Aya McCabre · 10th Feb 2011, 11:09 AM

There's one in a local shop:

The Police
You must have big balls
They're on their way,
so don't even think about it.

kwyjibo · 10th Feb 2011, 11:50 AM

This one is from 1/2 a mile away from where I live - I know Thing's seen it too:

Cardland - Quality Thoughts at Affordable Prices

It does a roaring trade.

jv24601 · 12th Feb 2011, 06:04 AM

I know that it is kind of childish, but I always used to laugh when I was living in PA and passed the signs for Intercourse and Blue Ball, PA

VampConspiracy · 13th Feb 2011, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jv24601

I know that it is kind of childish, but I always used to laugh when I was living in PA and passed the signs for Intercourse and Blue Ball, PA

It gets worse in Newfoundland, Canada. Much worse.

Neoh · 13th Feb 2011, 08:29 PM

After watching Demetri Martin's stand-up I always laugh at the "Watch for Children" sign.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demetri Martin

Sounds like a fair trade. Especially if they're crappy kids

Frer3 · 15th Feb 2011, 06:07 PM

I want to steal this sign so badd...

8th Jul 2009, 05:47 PM	#1
ANightDude EC's Film Moron Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: San Antonio, Texas Age: 17 Posts: 1,848 Join Date: May 2008	Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? Signs as in Advertisments, road signs, etc. I was driving through Alabama about a year ago (well I wasn't driving, whatever...) and we came across a sign. A very personal sign someone built on their land with their own two hands. Then today, I come across it on Google Images. http://render1.snapfish.com/render2/.../of=50,590,442 EC decided not to let me post the pic, so... click. "Go to Church or the Devil will get you!" I thought it was hilarious. My religious Grandmother nearly had a heart attack laughing. Anyone else see any? Or come across funny ones online? __________________ "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." -- Abraham Lincoln

8th Jul 2009, 05:56 PM	#2
jonny Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Orlando Age: 21 Posts: 235 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? In dont have a pic but this one sign said" trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again" I thought it was so funny it's from the game GTA vice city. __________________ I'm proud but I'm not loud.

8th Jul 2009, 06:19 PM	#3
Timm Irresponsible Responsible Adult Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: New Hampshire Age: 20 Posts: 499 Join Date: May 2009	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/13.jpg AHHH!!! (In case you can't read it, it says "If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question Is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire") __________________

8th Jul 2009, 06:28 PM	#4
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8th Jul 2009, 06:58 PM	#5
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8th Jul 2009, 11:42 PM	#7
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? I love all of these! Sorry,I don't have any! (I kinda always liked,SLIPPERY WHEN WET,though!) __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

9th Jul 2009, 12:03 AM	#8
ANightDude EC's Film Moron Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: San Antonio, Texas Age: 17 Posts: 1,848 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? __________________ "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." -- Abraham Lincoln

8th Feb 2011, 02:22 PM	#10
Heyitsme EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Everybody Location: Cambridgeshire, England Age: 18 Posts: 278 Join Date: Jun 2010	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? __________________ "I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird." -Alex Gaskarth

8th Feb 2011, 02:35 PM	#11
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? In town theres a bunch of trees being put up and for some odd reason the workers like to put up these massive like steel cages around them so me and my dad went around putting signs on saying "please do not feed the trees" but by the time we went round them all and came bakck someone took them down and we didn't get pictures __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

10th Feb 2011, 08:18 AM	#12
TheInquisitor Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Straight Posts: 29 Join Date: Jan 2011	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? Engrish.com is the home of the funniest signs ever http://www.engrish.com/2008/07/i-alw...-grinch-lived/

10th Feb 2011, 11:09 AM	#13
Aya McCabre Beware of the Metaphor Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Dunedin, New Zealand Age: 21 Posts: 613 Join Date: Feb 2011	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? There's one in a local shop: The Police You must have big balls They're on their way, so don't even think about it. __________________ Time is on my side she said. He may be on your side I said, but it makes no difference in the end, He's coming after you my friend........

10th Feb 2011, 11:50 AM	#14
kwyjibo Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Not a clue. Out Status: N/A (See Above) Location: Birmingham, UK Posts: 206 Join Date: Dec 2010	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? This one is from 1/2 a mile away from where I live - I know Thing's seen it too: Cardland - Quality Thoughts at Affordable Prices It does a roaring trade.

12th Feb 2011, 06:04 AM	#15
jv24601 Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: One housemate and two of my best friends. Location: Providence RI Age: 37 Posts: 11 Join Date: Jan 2011	Re: Disturbing/Hilarious Signs? I know that it is kind of childish, but I always used to laugh when I was living in PA and passed the signs for Intercourse and Blue Ball, PA

15th Feb 2011, 06:07 PM	#18
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