Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs!!!

[JT]

Okay, so sorry for spamming with new threads but I'm on a roll today.

I saw a friend of mine joined this group, Gay Marriage Killed the Dinosaurs. Sadly, I took it seriously and was thinking "seriously?"

Here's the description for the group.

Type: Common Interest - Self-help
Description:
More like "Common Interest - Self-preservation".

This group is for people who understand the grave risks of gay marriage. Some suggest gay marriage will merely undermine one of our most fundamental societal institutions, causing countless straight couples to get divorced because exclusion of gays was the only thing holding their marriage together.

But we know better. Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. If we let liberal activist judges in Massachusetts and California set the course, the blood will run in rivers. Mixed with molten lava.

Hahaha and at this point I'm nerdraging. I got trolled hardcore. I clearly wasn't thinking straight that day if I let this get to me.
Better yet.

Top 17 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

17. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.

15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.

14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.

13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.

12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.

11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.

7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.

5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.

If that wasn't enough, here's a pretty radical thought. Here's an email from a reader.

to all you fucking fetus-eating liberal bastards-
i was all for your group on facebook.com and laughed my ass off and thanked god for this sign b/c finally someone understood my views on gay marriage. i read your reasons only and then when i went to join the group,i caught aglimpseof the group drisciption and was so crush and angry that my happiness was destroyed, i decided to email you personnally to tell you what i think of you. and i hope you post this b/c i want as many of you homo lovers to know what i think. you liberal scum think you have it all figured out. well you are nothing but a bunch of big-headed commie scum with your big heads filled with aborted fetuses that you prob snack on when you get the munchies from your pothead habits! so why dont you global warm your dicks and shove em each others mouths for 60 secs so we can get a minute of peace from your mindless dribble
may the love of jesus show the way and smite the nonbelievers

Some people make me sick.

[OneHatMadder]

Hahahaha.

Thank you for sharing this. I now am very against gay marriage. You've opened my eyes :P

[matty123]

is that email for real????

[JT]

Yeah. There's several. Some from straights, flaming the group. Others from gays that took it seriously.

[littledinosaurs]

excuse me, I'M STILL ALIVE!
=P

[mattypants]

haha, dinosaur xD

those 17reasons are a riot

that email was a riot.. so the guy read the 17 reasons and wanted to join the group because he believed that they were serious? someone needs a serious history lesson starting with the greeks and romans and ending with the beatles.

haha and we're spouting mindless dribble.

[carrie90]

LOL is pretty much all i can say to that

[Alex19]

that cant be serious... it must b a joke. its just too ridiculous.

but, it was a blast reading it!

[Starburst]

Haha! This is funny, and yes, it really is. I am actually spending more time imagining who started these ideas, what they were originally meant to do, as well as how they are currently used rather than getting angry over the stupidity, whether intended or not, in quoted paragraphs.
Are you sure it is not a joke? Because it surely mocks the anti-gay supporters well! LOL. The second passage is just hilarious. It kind of makes the conservatives so idealistic and then so anti-idealistic, because of ignorance and nonsense.
So, well, I had a blast laughing. But if there are really those who would believe in these stuffs,... I am just going to give my best pity. And guys, don't get angry or shocked over it. I have a big hunch that this was meant to mock some "rednecks" only.

[Just Adam]

gay marriage is sick .... i will not undermine britney hahaha >.>


* plans undermining

[JT]

Originally Posted by Starburst

Are you sure it is not a joke?

Yes. It is.

[silentsound]

oh my, I've seen those seventeen reasons like a thousand times, and yet they never get old xD

[Phantom]

I joined this group the other day, and everyone started asking me why I joined an anti gay group XD

[ANightDude]

Just out of curiousity, this is a joke right? Not serious at all?

If it is, well then...

[George]

Some things just don't get old. :')