Just curious

[ilovelife]

Does anyone have any crazy ex stories? Lol

[carrie90]

I had an ex boyfriend once who I broke up with so he called me 20 time's that night came to my house throwing stuff at my window and slept with my best friend beside's that all the other's were normal

My friend is a crazy ex. She obssesses after a break up, for like, years.

[ilovelife]

Oh wow, these sound intense. Haha. Any funny ones?

[moss]

I dated a girl for a couple months and broke it off because it wasn't working. Early in the relationship I asked her if she had ever slept with anyone before, she said no. The night we broke up she came out and showed me this diary detailing every time that she had slept with another guy (like 3 different guys for a total of 5 times). She then told me she had some blood test done and it was determined she might have an STD (?) so I immediately dumped her and was mad she had lied to me.

Fast forward to about two weeks later, we are at a graduation party together and she has these white pants on...she still wants to get back together but I'm competely over her...she comes up and is like 'hey come over here real fast'...I shy away but she basically grabs my arm cause it's an emergency.

her: 'can you look at something for me real fast?'
me: 'what is it now?'
her: 'look at my ass im bleeding and didn't wear a tampon, is it seeping through my white pants?'


Also wrote to me once telling me she was happy that I had rejected her and that I was like her personal jesus because it led her to living a more pure life or some BS...I haven't talked to her in a few years and I'm glad that I havent.

[Swamp56]

My mom had a neighbor who kept thinking she was my mom's girlfriend - she would always call us and stuff and show up at our door.

My mom is straight.

[XXX Lou XXX]

Me and my ex, Mark, were together for about a month, then he dumped me for no reason, over facebook (and it was a public wall message too). Obviously, I wanted to know what the fuck was going on (he was the first, and only man I actually liked), and he gave me a load of stupid reasons why he split up with me. Then we had a huge argument, and he got all his mates involved. Then, it went too far, and he sent me death threats and told me and my mates he was going to come to the town I live in and stab me... so my friend, Michaela, called the police. So now, he's not allowed to contact me again... thank god! He's a fucking psycho!

[ilovelife]

Oh wow, these are funny, except yours scares me "XXX Lou XXX" lol. Thanks everyone, idk why, I was just in the mood for a good laugh haha. Have a good day!

My friend would put love notes in her ex's backpack. And on neopets she made her screen name her ex's name. What else....she is a very good artist, and would paint/draw pics of him and her together. And they had broken up a loooong time ago.

[Absentminded]

...One of mine still thinks we're friends. Enough said.

I also know that this same one ^^ tried to use her time in the changing rooms in gym class to try to impress me...by streaking through the changing rooms....*shudders*

My most recent ex, had a thing for trying to make me jealous with her "transsexual" lovers. Little does she know, I know they're not real... It's funny how 3 people can have the same voice...

[malachite]

I had an ex-girlfriend stab me in the stomach.

[George]

My (female) ex wanted me to pretend to go out with her again to impress her friends. o_o;

[L|L]

I seem to attract crazy people. So crazy ex stories are just ex stories to me :P

One that sticks-out in my head, is a girlfriend years ago. She calls me 5 years after we broke-up. She was pissed cause I slept with a mutual friend of ours, her ex, oh and her cousin. She then goes on to tell me she's still in love with me, I'm the one she's supposed to be with, and to have fun being gay. Twat.

If it's one thing that puts a smile on my face, is that she's still a bitter bitch.