Weird/funny conversations with hairdressers?

A couple of weeks ago i decided to go to a new hairdresser and we had the following conversation. NOTE: im in the closest :P

Hairdresser: oh you live around here? You must know the ***** twins. They are very pretty girls!
Me: Naw i dont know them
Hairdresser: So you're gay???

I felt so awkward after that! Im never going back there again lol

So what conversations have you guys had with your hairdressers?

[ProfessorLepus]

Last time my mom dragged me off to a hairdresser, I was already in a pretty bad mood. I certainly didn't feel like having my hair cut.

Apparently, this shined through my demeanor clear as crystal to her, and it really made her nervous about cutting my hair. So there was pretty much no conversation that entire session. :/

[Gumtree]

Umm, last haircut I got the hairdresser talked about how she cheated on her boyfriend at some party, and how her mum found out and kicked her out of home.

She wasn't happy when she found out that her boyfriend and the guy she cheated with use to be a couple and that they're both close friends of mine.

[ANightDude]

I actually made a youtube video about this. Haha.
I one time had this nice little white girl (you'll understand why I pointed that out) cut my hair. There was another nice looking white woman at the counter. As she cuts my hair, she says things like "Is this okay sweetie?" and such, she was so kinda. So the woman at the counter walks back and goes up to the woman cutting my hair and says "Girl, you goin to the club tonight?" "Hell yeah!" They began talking all ghetto. The sad thing is they were serious. It was strange to be in the middle of it.

[Katherine]

Hairdresser: So are you still in school, or have you graduated already?
Me: I'm still in school. Junior year.
Hairdresser (looking surprised): Really? Ah, that's nice.

May not seem like much, but I always feel surprised and flattered when someone thinks I'm older than I am. Most people assume I'm thirteen or something. So it was a nice change.

[ColdSnap]

jesus christ the conversations I have with my hairdresser are ridiculous.
Last time I went she was making me read excerpts from the porno she is writing ("he runs his hand over her fleshy globes"-BARF!) and how she boshed a load of speed at a club the other week, the time before that we were talking about some guy I shagged, and the time before that the crazy dominatrix sex she has with her 6ft black boyfriend.

getting my haircut is always an experience =\

[Mana]

Last time I had my hair cut at an actual hairdresser, the conversation was mainly about how badly done my previous haircut was D<

The time before that, I must've been about 3.

(The joys of having a parent who trained as a hairdresser many many years ago, and still remembers enough to cut her family's hair, but not enough to make the cuts interesting)

[xballetxbeautyx]

I've been to two hairdressers in my lifetime. One is a racist bitch who I flat-out refused to go to anymore once I figured that out.

The other spent the first half of the haircut telling me how I should do cross-country because all the good Christian kids do it (and she made sure that I got her point- that kids who aren't Christian can't possibly be good kids). I just said, "I'm not a runner, I'm a debator and I'm having a really hard time not arguing on this." She spent the second half lecturing me on how Hot Topic is the devil.

I hate getting my hair cut.

[carrie90]

My hairdresser is slutty she just talks about people she has slept with

[musican]

Last time I got my hair cut, we had an interesting conversation about her day.

Hairdresser: there's this guy that comes in to check our mats to see if we need new ones and he's really cute.
Me: laughs
Hairdresser: Well, I was sweeping my station and checking him out and he notices and calls me out for checking him out. XD He said "How many times are you going to go over that same spot on the floor?"
Me: Haha, nice.

(I thought about talking about guys after that, but I didn't. I'm pretty sure that she knows that I'm gay, lol.)

[Mickey]

I've had the same girl do my hair,for years. She knows I'm a lesbian.She sometimes asks a lot of questions,so it makes me wonder....

[Jack2009]

Some old fat lady, (randomly went there), and she was quiet for the most part.

I want to get a gay guy to cut my hair cut next, yep. I know of one though through contacts, and he gave me his phone number. I never called him though, because I was kinda anonymous lol.

[RaRa]

My convo's with hairdressers are usually pretty casual. School, dating, etc..

Now drive thru windows are where it gets chaotic.

[stratavos]

often we talk about movies and TV shows. Sometimes books. it's a good conversation and long as i'm not going to another place for the haircut... (like the last time I went, there was almost radio silence. there were no connecting lines for communication with her)

[ADTR fan]

last time i went to my hairdresser, she had coolest hoodie. it was black with like wings on it. pretty cool and then we talked about our ethnic background. she's half filipino and like irish (i think) while im half korean and welsh/canadian.