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RaeofLite · 31st Aug 2009, 02:36 PM

Ok, what's the funniest way you came out to someone(be it family, friends, stranger, roomie etc)?

Mine would have to be my male roomie. I told my landlord my friend was coming to visit a few days (I said friend because I don't know if she's homophobic etc). But I introduced the lady to the roomie after we spent a night or two together and we were both in the bathroom one morning. :P Explain going to use the same washroom and "just being friends". lol I think he knew obviously.

So I want to hear 'em.

fallendream · 31st Aug 2009, 03:46 PM

i yelled in my dads face 'im gay!!' then ran to my room. dad came through and said 'what? i wasnt listening' so i had to repeat.

Katherine · 31st Aug 2009, 04:02 PM

Today on the bus.

After being asked by several people (nine...ahem, but who's counting?) today if I was gay, I went to my guy friend Destin to ask if he'd told anyone who might have spread it around like this. Well, the bus I ride is pretty loud.

So I yelled, "I have to ask! How many people have you told that I'm a lesbian?"

"What? I only told one person that you're a lesbian!"

"Well, a bunch of people know somehow!"

"It's not MY fault! Jeez, your lesbianness spreads around this school like an STD!"

Random guy sitting nearby: "Wait a minute, who has a lesbian STD?"

Destin (pointing to me): "She does!"

Yeah. I had a bit of explaining to do after that.

**Lexington** · 31st Aug 2009, 04:11 PM

Co-worker 1: I have a feeling that Lex might be...y'know...gay.
Co-worker 2: Really? What makes you think that? Was it because he was making out with his boyfriend at the Christmas party last night?
Co-worker 1: Uh...yeah.

Lex

djt820 · 31st Aug 2009, 04:19 PM

Me: So you think Im gay, I hear.
Person: Yeah. I guess [laughs]
Me: [laughs]
*time goes on for a while*
Me: Oh, by the way, I am a giant faggot
Person: NO FUCKING WAY!

XD

Otsuke · 31st Aug 2009, 04:23 PM

Oh .. XD

One day, I was drawing (as always) ... And the drawing was about two guys who kiss. And a guy passed near me and screamed: YUCK, this is disgusting...

And I replied: This is what I am.

Everyone was like O.O ......... HAHAHAH!!

crystaltriforce · 31st Aug 2009, 04:26 PM

me talking to my friend online-

me: yeah i wish i could find a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

my friend: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAt?

Cheria · 31st Aug 2009, 04:41 PM

So a guy from school had heard about me being gay and the following transpired between him and my friend (who was the first person I came out to).

Him: DANNY'S GAY! Did you know?
Friend: REALLY? I HAD NO IDEA CAUSE YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, HIS BEST FRIEND AND ALL.

She told me later and I busted up laughing.

Pendrin2020 · 31st Aug 2009, 04:44 PM

I'm standing at a computer at work...

Dude: Hey, somebody told me you sell Avon?

Me: Dear god, do I look as gay as I am?

Dude:... You're gay?

Me: yeah

Dude: Naaawww?

Me: ummm... Yeah.

Dude: Naaawww?

Me: Yup

Dude: Really?!

Me: Yuppers

Dude: ...... Naaawww!!!!

I then explained that not all people fit the "gay-guy" stereotype. Not sure he understood. I seem to have better results telling people that I'm one of the new models... they call us "Stealth Faggs". You know, just kind of slip in under the Gaydar.

31st Aug 2009, 04:53 PM

lols you guys have som pretty funny ones, im not sure i got any funny ones, i usually come out during normal conversations, like i would say "hmm i need a boyfriend" then theyd go "what", and i say "well im pretty sure it aint obvious but there this huga rainbow hovering over my head a a flag sticking out my butt screaming fag", just recently my friend asks
friend: do you like her
me: no i dont, i mean we are good friends and people tend to think we are a couple cuz we hang out so much and are closer than ever
friend: well yeah it does look it
me: and im gay
friend: oh sorry
me :haha gotcha there its ok no biggie

maz10 · 31st Aug 2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pendrin2020

"Stealth Faggs"

I love that one

Mine was only last night actually I was in a club and saw some old friends from high school must be 4 years since I last saw them. I was with my best friend from high school still pretty good friends still. We bumped in to her and she said "You two going out then finaly" everyone was adamant I had a crush on my best friends. I said "Nope" and she was like "And why?" With the music been so loud I decided to just flop my hand to indicate I was gay. I took a few second for her to figure it out. She jumped up and hugged me

RaeofLite · 31st Aug 2009, 05:32 PM

Haha... you guys are awesome. Thanks for sharing.

There are good/funny moments to coming out.

xballetxbeautyx · 31st Aug 2009, 05:38 PM

When I was coming out to my mom, we were talking in private. My sister walked in the room, also wanting to talk to our mom, and was upset because mom told her to leave. So she threw a Webkin at my head.

((Webkinz are stuffed animals with some magic code you enter in the computer and you can play with them online... in case anyone doesn't know))

Cracked Actor · 31st Aug 2009, 06:03 PM

Well, hahaha I giggled whenever I tell this. My best friend asked me "Does your mother know that you're gay?" and I answered "Nah, she doesn't. No one does."

Then I was like. o.o and she was too. xD

malachite · 31st Aug 2009, 06:22 PM

I was really pissed about something, I forget what. I was talking on Xbox with him and I just exploded. "I'm f**king gay alright so get over it!!!"

Mickey · 31st Aug 2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lexington

Co-worker 1: I have a feeling that Lex might be...y'know...gay.
Co-worker 2: Really? What makes you think that? Was it because he was making out with his boyfriend at the Christmas party last night?
Co-worker 1: Uh...yeah.

Lex

This is priceless! I love it!

**Maddy** · 31st Aug 2009, 06:41 PM

Three other people, all semi-friends of mine. Jenny, Steve and Heather. I was out to Jenny and Steve, not Heather, and had just finished talking to Steve.

Heather: Are you and Steve going out?
Me and Jenny: *look at each other, burst out laughing*
Heather: What's so funny? Are you?
Me: *restrains self* No.
Heather: Do you like him?
Me: Trust me, no.
Heather: Why not? You're smiling.
Me: Heather, I'm gay.
Heather: Oh. *few second's pause* He is kind of feminine though.

GhostDog · 31st Aug 2009, 07:44 PM

Hmm.

Alright, I was at a bar with my best friend, and I had a rainbow bracelet on. At some point, the bartender came up to me and pointed at it. "I have a question. Are you a lesbian?"

I was a weeee bit too tipsy to explain my "gonna hold back on calling myself a lesbian until I figure out whether or not I'd ever settle down with a dude, but chicks are definitely awesome" thing, so I just said, "Yes!"

He said, "I was wondering, 'cause of the rainbow. My girlfriend likes rainbows, and we had a flag, but someone told us that it was a gay thing!"

"Yeah, sorry, we did kinda steal rainbows! But it's a way to spot each other, kinda. Everyone just assumes you're straight unless you tell 'em otherwise. Rainbows are convenient!"

"I can see that!"

And then we talked about hot girls! At some point I said "DUDE, I think everyone loves boobs. BOOBS ARE AWESOME!"

And he gave me a high five. =D

**EM68** · 31st Aug 2009, 07:54 PM

I was at work and a female co worker was driving me to a lot off the dealership. We were talking about dating. I then said I was dating someone. She asked me what's her name? Then it got awkward then I said to myself what the heck. I said Joe. She said oh is that short for Josephine? Then I told her that I am gay. She said 'no way' I then said 'way'.

shakerdancee · 1st Sep 2009, 12:08 AM

ugh, facebook announced that i was no longer listed as single so my mom asked if i wanted to tell her who it was and I said "No, because it's a guy".

it was a little more drawn out than that but I did use those words. Haha.

31st Aug 2009, 02:36 PM	#1
RaeofLite I've got the moves like Jagger Full Member Gender: ♀ Orientation: Sapphicly inclined Out Status: My closet is for clothes! Location: BC, Canada Age: 23 Posts: 3,111 Join Date: Apr 2009	The funniest way you came out to someone Ok, what's the funniest way you came out to someone(be it family, friends, stranger, roomie etc)? Mine would have to be my male roomie. I told my landlord my friend was coming to visit a few days (I said friend because I don't know if she's homophobic etc). But I introduced the lady to the roomie after we spent a night or two together and we were both in the bathroom one morning. :P Explain going to use the same washroom and "just being friends". lol I think he knew obviously. So I want to hear 'em. __________________ People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Bonnie Jean Wasmund (and the lesbians)

31st Aug 2009, 03:46 PM	#2
fallendream EC Addict Full Member Gender: manlyman, hwar! Orientation: i have a floppy wrist? Out Status: i left aslan... Age: 17 Posts: 945 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone i yelled in my dads face 'im gay!!' then ran to my room. dad came through and said 'what? i wasnt listening' so i had to repeat. __________________ [seanathon] 1:09 am: You think I'm not naked? [seanathon] 1:09 am: I've got an ice pack tied to my head using socks.

31st Aug 2009, 04:02 PM	#3
Katherine Professional Cuddler Full Member Gender: 75% female Orientation: 110% gay Out Status: 98% out Location: The land of rednecks and pine trees (Georgia) Age: 19 Posts: 1,745 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Today on the bus. After being asked by several people (nine...ahem, but who's counting?) today if I was gay, I went to my guy friend Destin to ask if he'd told anyone who might have spread it around like this. Well, the bus I ride is pretty loud. So I yelled, "I have to ask! How many people have you told that I'm a lesbian?" "What? I only told one person that you're a lesbian!" "Well, a bunch of people know somehow!" "It's not MY fault! Jeez, your lesbianness spreads around this school like an STD!" Random guy sitting nearby: "Wait a minute, who has a lesbian STD?" Destin (pointing to me): "She does!" Yeah. I had a bit of explaining to do after that. __________________ Overly emotional five-foot-tall vegetarian gamer girl who procrastinates way too much. Loves food, art, cats, and making people smile.

31st Aug 2009, 04:11 PM	#4
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Co-worker 1: I have a feeling that Lex might be...y'know...gay. Co-worker 2: Really? What makes you think that? Was it because he was making out with his boyfriend at the Christmas party last night? Co-worker 1: Uh...yeah. Lex

31st Aug 2009, 04:19 PM	#5
djt820 Brutally Honest Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: DICKS EVERYWHERE Out Status: Like A Cock Slapping Your Face Kind-of Out. Location: SoCal Age: 19 Posts: 1,282 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Me: So you think Im gay, I hear. Person: Yeah. I guess [laughs] Me: [laughs] time goes on for a while Me: Oh, by the way, I am a giant faggot Person: NO FUCKING WAY! XD __________________

31st Aug 2009, 04:23 PM	#6
Otsuke EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 19 Posts: 345 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Oh .. XD One day, I was drawing (as always) ... And the drawing was about two guys who kiss. And a guy passed near me and screamed: YUCK, this is disgusting... And I replied: This is what I am. Everyone was like O.O ......... HAHAHAH!!

31st Aug 2009, 04:26 PM	#7
crystaltriforce raised by nintendo and sega Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but extended family Location: outside of Philadelphia Age: 21 Posts: 1,825 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone me talking to my friend online- me: yeah i wish i could find a girlfriend or a boyfriend. my friend: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAt? __________________ we need masculinity....PUT ON THE "FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE" SONG!!!

31st Aug 2009, 04:41 PM	#8
Cheria にひひっ♪ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Almost everyone Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 636 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone So a guy from school had heard about me being gay and the following transpired between him and my friend (who was the first person I came out to). Him: DANNY'S GAY! Did you know? Friend: REALLY? I HAD NO IDEA CAUSE YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, HIS BEST FRIEND AND ALL. She told me later and I busted up laughing. __________________

31st Aug 2009, 04:44 PM	#9
Pendrin2020 Flying HellFisherman Full Member Gender: My chest is FLAT.... and hairy too Orientation: Hubba Hubba, Hello Handsome Out Status: Everyone... Even My Parents!!! Location: CRAP I HEAR BANJOS!!! Nashville Age: 23 Posts: 259 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone I'm standing at a computer at work... Dude: Hey, somebody told me you sell Avon? Me: Dear god, do I look as gay as I am? Dude:... You're gay? Me: yeah Dude: Naaawww? Me: ummm... Yeah. Dude: Naaawww? Me: Yup Dude: Really?! Me: Yuppers Dude: ...... Naaawww!!!! I then explained that not all people fit the "gay-guy" stereotype. Not sure he understood. I seem to have better results telling people that I'm one of the new models... they call us "Stealth Faggs". You know, just kind of slip in under the Gaydar. __________________ If you Hawke a lugey off a skyscraper then jump right after.... Will you beat it to the ground? Last edited by Pendrin2020; 31st Aug 2009 at 04:51 PM..

31st Aug 2009, 04:53 PM	#10
BayeBorde Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone lols you guys have som pretty funny ones, im not sure i got any funny ones, i usually come out during normal conversations, like i would say "hmm i need a boyfriend" then theyd go "what", and i say "well im pretty sure it aint obvious but there this huga rainbow hovering over my head a a flag sticking out my butt screaming fag", just recently my friend asks friend: do you like her me: no i dont, i mean we are good friends and people tend to think we are a couple cuz we hang out so much and are closer than ever friend: well yeah it does look it me: and im gay friend: oh sorry me :haha gotcha there its ok no biggie

31st Aug 2009, 05:32 PM	#12
RaeofLite I've got the moves like Jagger Full Member Gender: ♀ Orientation: Sapphicly inclined Out Status: My closet is for clothes! Location: BC, Canada Age: 23 Posts: 3,111 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Haha... you guys are awesome. Thanks for sharing. There are good/funny moments to coming out. __________________ People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Bonnie Jean Wasmund (and the lesbians)

31st Aug 2009, 05:38 PM	#13
xballetxbeautyx Heterodox Homosexual Full Member Gender: (.)(.) Orientation: Kinsey 5? Ish? Out Status: If you don't know, where have you been all my life Location: Midwest USA Age: 17 Posts: 1,719 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone When I was coming out to my mom, we were talking in private. My sister walked in the room, also wanting to talk to our mom, and was upset because mom told her to leave. So she threw a Webkin at my head. ((Webkinz are stuffed animals with some magic code you enter in the computer and you can play with them online... in case anyone doesn't know)) __________________ I can't go to Pigfarts! IT'S ON MARS. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Look at this - it's Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

31st Aug 2009, 06:03 PM	#14
Cracked Actor Sane? Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: So inside the closet I'm in the garage. Age: 16 Posts: 178 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Well, hahaha I giggled whenever I tell this. My best friend asked me "Does your mother know that you're gay?" and I answered "Nah, she doesn't. No one does." Then I was like. o.o and she was too. xD __________________ Ensemble pouvons conquérir le monde.

31st Aug 2009, 06:22 PM	#15
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone I was really pissed about something, I forget what. I was talking on Xbox with him and I just exploded. "I'm f**king gay alright so get over it!!!" __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

31st Aug 2009, 06:41 PM	#17
Maddy Free Hugs EC Admin Gender: - Orientation: Into girls Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 21 Posts: 7,704 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Three other people, all semi-friends of mine. Jenny, Steve and Heather. I was out to Jenny and Steve, not Heather, and had just finished talking to Steve. Heather: Are you and Steve going out? Me and Jenny: look at each other, burst out laughing Heather: What's so funny? Are you? Me: restrains self No. Heather: Do you like him? Me: Trust me, no. Heather: Why not? You're smiling. Me: Heather, I'm gay. Heather: Oh. few second's pause He is kind of feminine though. __________________ how strange it is to be anything at all [Victor] 2:09 pm: and then halloween happened and I was outside in a skirt.

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31st Aug 2009, 07:44 PM	#18
GhostDog is Spartacus. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: MAGICAL. Out Status: The hiiills are aliiive with the sound of muuusic! Location: DFW area, Texas Age: 24 Posts: 2,503 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone Hmm. Alright, I was at a bar with my best friend, and I had a rainbow bracelet on. At some point, the bartender came up to me and pointed at it. "I have a question. Are you a lesbian?" I was a weeee bit too tipsy to explain my "gonna hold back on calling myself a lesbian until I figure out whether or not I'd ever settle down with a dude, but chicks are definitely awesome" thing, so I just said, "Yes!" He said, "I was wondering, 'cause of the rainbow. My girlfriend likes rainbows, and we had a flag, but someone told us that it was a gay thing!" "Yeah, sorry, we did kinda steal rainbows! But it's a way to spot each other, kinda. Everyone just assumes you're straight unless you tell 'em otherwise. Rainbows are convenient!" "I can see that!" And then we talked about hot girls! At some point I said "DUDE, I think everyone loves boobs. BOOBS ARE AWESOME!" And he gave me a high five. =D __________________ <3 Kirah, who may or may not be made of delicious candy (and the lesbians)

31st Aug 2009, 07:54 PM	#19
EM68 Happily Married! :) EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and about. Location: Stoughton, Massachusetts USA Age: 43 Posts: 4,288 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone I was at work and a female co worker was driving me to a lot off the dealership. We were talking about dating. I then said I was dating someone. She asked me what's her name? Then it got awkward then I said to myself what the heck. I said Joe. She said oh is that short for Josephine? Then I told her that I am gay. She said 'no way' I then said 'way'. __________________ I'm beautiful in my way, 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was Born This Way -Lady Gaga

1st Sep 2009, 12:08 AM	#20
shakerdancee Oom-pah! Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Not sure Out Status: Anyone who asks Location: California Age: 19 Posts: 304 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: The funniest way you came out to someone ugh, facebook announced that i was no longer listed as single so my mom asked if i wanted to tell her who it was and I said "No, because it's a guy". it was a little more drawn out than that but I did use those words. Haha.