The funniest way you came out to someone

i yelled in my dads face 'im gay!!' then ran to my room. dad came through and said 'what? i wasnt listening' so i had to repeat.

 

Today on the bus.

After being asked by several people (nine...ahem, but who's counting?) today if I was gay, I went to my guy friend Destin to ask if he'd told anyone who might have spread it around like this. Well, the bus I ride is pretty loud.

So I yelled, "I have to ask! How many people have you told that I'm a lesbian?"

"What? I only told one person that you're a lesbian!"

"Well, a bunch of people know somehow!"

"It's not MY fault! Jeez, your lesbianness spreads around this school like an STD!"

Random guy sitting nearby: "Wait a minute, who has a lesbian STD?"

Destin (pointing to me): "She does!"

Yeah. I had a bit of explaining to do after that. :lol:

 

Co-worker 1: I have a feeling that Lex might be...y'know...gay.
Co-worker 2: Really? What makes you think that? Was it because he was making out with his boyfriend at the Christmas party last night?
Co-worker 1: Uh...yeah.

Lex

 

Me: So you think Im gay, I hear.
Person: Yeah. I guess [laughs]
Me: [laughs]
*time goes on for a while*
Me: Oh, by the way, I am a giant faggot
Person: NO FUCKING WAY!

XD

 

Oh .. XD

One day, I was drawing (as always) ... And the drawing was about two guys who kiss. And a guy passed near me and screamed: YUCK, this is disgusting...

And I replied: This is what I am.

Everyone was like O.O ......... HAHAHAH!!

 

me talking to my friend online-

me: yeah i wish i could find a girlfriend or a boyfriend.

my friend: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt?

 

So a guy from school had heard about me being gay and the following transpired between him and my friend (who was the first person I came out to).

Him: DANNY'S GAY! Did you know?
Friend: REALLY? I HAD NO IDEA CAUSE YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE, HIS BEST FRIEND AND ALL.

She told me later and I busted up laughing.:lol:

 

I'm standing at a computer at work...

Dude: Hey, somebody told me you sell Avon?

Me: Dear god, do I look as gay as I am?

Dude:... You're gay?

Me: yeah

Dude: Naaawww?

Me: ummm... Yeah.

Dude: Naaawww?

Me: Yup

Dude: Really?!

Me: Yuppers

Dude: ...... Naaawww!!!!

I then explained that not all people fit the "gay-guy" stereotype. Not sure he understood. I seem to have better results telling people that I'm one of the new models... they call us "Stealth Faggs". You know, just kind of slip in under the Gaydar.

 

lols you guys have som pretty funny ones, im not sure i got any funny ones, i usually come out during normal conversations, like i would say "hmm i need a boyfriend" then theyd go "what", and i say "well im pretty sure it aint obvious but there this huga rainbow hovering over my head a a flag sticking out my butt screaming fag", just recently my friend asks
friend: do you like her
me: no i dont, i mean we are good friends and people tend to think we are a couple cuz we hang out so much and are closer than ever
friend: well yeah it does look it
me: and im gay
friend: oh sorry
me :haha gotcha there its ok no biggie

 

I love that one :lol:

Mine was only last night actually I was in a club and saw some old friends from high school must be 4 years since I last saw them. I was with my best friend from high school still pretty good friends still. We bumped in to her and she said "You two going out then finaly" everyone was adamant I had a crush on my best friends. I said "Nope" and she was like "And why?" With the music been so loud I decided to just flop my hand to indicate I was gay. I took a few second for her to figure it out. She jumped up and hugged me (*hug*)

 

When I was coming out to my mom, we were talking in private. My sister walked in the room, also wanting to talk to our mom, and was upset because mom told her to leave. So she threw a Webkin at my head.

((Webkinz are stuffed animals with some magic code you enter in the computer and you can play with them online... in case anyone doesn't know))

 

Well, hahaha I giggled whenever I tell this. My best friend asked me "Does your mother know that you're gay?" and I answered "Nah, she doesn't. No one does."

Then I was like. o.o and she was too. xD

 

I was really pissed about something, I forget what. I was talking on Xbox with him and I just exploded. "I'm f**king gay alright so get over it!!!"

 

This is priceless! I love it!:roflmao:

 

Three other people, all semi-friends of mine. Jenny, Steve and Heather. I was out to Jenny and Steve, not Heather, and had just finished talking to Steve.

Heather: Are you and Steve going out?
Me and Jenny: *look at each other, burst out laughing*
Heather: What's so funny? Are you?
Me: *restrains self* No.
Heather: Do you like him?
Me: Trust me, no.
Heather: Why not? You're smiling.
Me: Heather, I'm gay.
Heather: Oh. *few second's pause* He is kind of feminine though.

 

Hmm.

Alright, I was at a bar with my best friend, and I had a rainbow bracelet on. At some point, the bartender came up to me and pointed at it. "I have a question. Are you a lesbian?"

I was a weeee bit too tipsy to explain my "gonna hold back on calling myself a lesbian until I figure out whether or not I'd ever settle down with a dude, but chicks are definitely awesome" thing, so I just said, "Yes!"

He said, "I was wondering, 'cause of the rainbow. My girlfriend likes rainbows, and we had a flag, but someone told us that it was a gay thing!"

"Yeah, sorry, we did kinda steal rainbows! But it's a way to spot each other, kinda. Everyone just assumes you're straight unless you tell 'em otherwise. Rainbows are convenient!"

"I can see that!"

And then we talked about hot girls! At some point I said "DUDE, I think everyone loves boobs. BOOBS ARE AWESOME!"

And he gave me a high five. =D

 

I was at work and a female co worker was driving me to a lot off the dealership. We were talking about dating. I then said I was dating someone. She asked me what's her name? Then it got awkward then I said to myself what the heck. I said Joe. She said oh is that short for Josephine? Then I told her that I am gay. She said 'no way' I then said 'way'.

 

ugh, facebook announced that i was no longer listed as single so my mom asked if i wanted to tell her who it was and I said "No, because it's a guy".

it was a little more drawn out than that but I did use those words. Haha.