So I came home from school and decided to watch some ABDC but the power went out so I went to my room insted. I began to change out of my clothing when I realised my knee hurt. "The pain reliever is in my mom's room" I thought. So I decide to stop changing and go to her bed room. My car was the only one here when I parked so I knew the house was empty. Ill just walk through the house naked, no one is here and my leg really hurts. I open the door to my mom's room and SUPRISE we have guests. All I said was hello and ran to my room while trying to hold a conversation with the lady I met yesterday which I thought left last night as well. go me:dry:
I'm sure it was embarrassing, but in times like that, the only thing you can really do is laugh. If you think about it, there's no *reason* to be embarrassed except that you've been socialized to feel that way about being naked, and your intentions were innocent, so really, all that happened was somebody saw your junk who wasn't expecting to. It's not like she hasn't seen naked guys before
Oh but The day keeps getting better. I went to work later on in the afternoon and turned into captain butterfingers. Not only that, damn freudian slip made for an even more embarrasing moment when I asked a man "so you want a small cup of cum" insted of a "Small cup of rum." I just wanna foget today ever happend. I need a drink.
