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"Masturbation Destroys You"

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Miaplacidus, Aug 2, 2007.

  1. Miaplacidus

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    Damn I guess that product is not intended for me.

    Guess they wont be getting my money.

    And oh dear... That was just stupid. :confused:;
     
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    Who "wastes most of their valuable time" masturbating? My personal belief is that any time used to masturbate is time well spent. Besides, how do you take up an entire day jacking off? Even if you do it, say, 4 times in one day, you probably spend about 2 hours MAXIMUM doing it. And 4 times is A LOT.

    Anyone who tells me to stop masturbating is crazy.
     
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    LOL! It never ceases to amaze me the stuff you can buy...

    HOWEVER - there IS a growing problem with the use of internet pornography. It can develop into an addiction, just as the use of alcohol or drugs can. I just don't believe that a self help book can really deal with that problem - just as a self help book wouldn't work for an alcoholic or drug addict.

    What does help is seeking the help of a professional addiction counsellor, and participating in a 12 step program similar to AA. They are out there.

    So while I don't think this book would likely be helpful, and I don't think that most people need to worry about how much they masturbate, there ARE those that do perhaps need to seek help. If you think it might be a problem, then it most likely is a problem.
     
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    god what a load of bullsh....crap. successful people don't masturbate? wow way to make such a bold assumption.
     
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    If masturbation destroys you, I would be dead by now.
     
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    :eek: is dat real??..... :icon_bigg
     
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    So would most of us here, I think!
     
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    Some people told me masturbation is bad for your health, but you can masturbate as often as you like. Masturbating has no negative effects on your health or your fertility! Iit's definitely not bad for your health!

    It has some good affect for your head, it can make you relax and shoo away all the stress,

    From my experimence, it can help me stop lusting after someone taht I can reach to, lol

    Anyway,
     
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    Well... either way I'm safe!
     
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    Is there anyone here in EC (besides Jerr) who does not masturbate?

    I most certainly do!
     
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    Oh my, what a silly little book!
    Masturbation can't destroy you, unless you're like a super hero with powers of super... something, and you work yourself into such a frenzy that you spontaneously combust. But how many of us are really in immediate danger of THAT happening?
    Also, masturbating can help you fall asleep if you're someone who has trouble sleeping.
    It's when you start to wear the skin away and it hurts that you should admit you've had enough for the time being.
    *gazes thoughtfully at the sky*
    I've heard of people masturbating 16 or so times in a day, but obviously they wouldn't do that every day.
    I'd hope not at least, they'd be all shriveled and they'd need to drink a lot of water probably.
    Anyway, the moral of the story is, if you ever have the urge to write a book stating masturbation destroys your life, it's a very clear warning sign that you're not watching enough porn.
     
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    Hmm, I'm so glad there is such a thing as masturbation. 90% of people admit to it, 10 % are liars.
    ERGO. Everyone does it at least once.
    I dunno why people think its "grotty". It's probably a good way to get to know your own body and what makes you "happy", and then when you have a partner, you know what works for them as well, hypothetically.
     
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    Yeah, definitely I would be dead:dry:
     
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    Oh, but you mustn't forget, only heterosexual relations are normal, and therefore masturbation wouldn't increase your knowledge of how to please your opposite-sex partner. It would only help those filthy perverted gays.
     
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    Wow.
    ...why am I not typing this from a laptop in a coffin 6 feet under?

    Oh. Right.
    It doesn't destroy you.
     
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    Good Point.
    That Explains Why I've Been Feeling A Little Dead Inside.
     
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    I haven't in 2 years. (Recently hit the 2 year mark sometime last month! Yay for me!)
     
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    Do you think it's because of a straight man's unability to mult-track, that if he is focused on masturbation, he can't focus on his wife at the same time? :icon_bigg
     
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    at 15 and not knowing anyone else who is gay that i can be with masturbation sounds good to me!