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Steve · 6th Oct 2009, 06:16 AM

today i went to the mall and i realised its like going to a theme park i mean so many stuff

fist i saw a hotttt guy plus he was tllaer then me so it wouldve been perfect if he wasnt holding hands with a girl.

i also so a very poor man and a wheel chair looks like 18 plusish i think has some disabilties.

if you see two men shopping togther you can asume they are gay right? cmon when else do you see 2 men shopping togther ?

OMG PEOPLE EAT CUTTLEFISH NO WAY NO WAY ?????

any one else got shopping mall stories ?

KittyBoy · 6th Oct 2009, 06:21 AM

Besides the sickening amount of money I spend on my shopping sprees for absolutely nothing?

Nothing except seeing tonnes of cute, hot, sexy guys walking around everywhere....

Steve · 6th Oct 2009, 06:26 AM

well over here its rare to see hot guys .. most are either asian (not saying asians dont look good im just not turned on by the dark skinned asians white skiined ones on the other hand) and arabs which a huge turn off for me because of well history .

Cynic · 6th Oct 2009, 06:47 AM

I like going to malls, but I barely spend anything because I'm so reluctant about spending money.

Seriously, the last time I went the only thing I bought was food and a hat whilst my best friend had about 3 bags full of primark clothes along with novelty toys she bought from some bazaar thing which broke on the car-ride home.

6th Oct 2009, 08:47 AM

Alas, where I live doesn't have what I like to think of as a "real" mall. I don't know what you'd call it, but it is a poor excuse for a shopping center. Even the one in my part of H-town wasn't that great, but it was more of a mall than what I have now.

There isn't even that much eyecandy...mostly high schoolers or junior high kids hang out there. I usually only go for Barnes and Noble and the metaphysical store anyway...

TyPod · 6th Oct 2009, 08:53 AM

Once a guy (Probably about 25ish) came up to me and said "I've got wood."
Thats kinda a story?
And once a lady shouted "69!" in currys (:

mattypants · 6th Oct 2009, 10:52 AM

oh! i just came from the mall! [exchanges]

no real good stories to tell... but i passed a cute guy on the way out...

Revan · 6th Oct 2009, 11:06 AM

TyPod you amuse me lol

No experiences for me except like having to go behind the mall to make out with my first bf because it was at a point that i had never had a bf and wasn't sure if someone who knew my mom would see me.

Oh and I kinda ummm performed fellatio on my friend in a mall bathroom. Someone then came in and I like JUMPED on the toilet seat to make sure no one saw two pairs of feet in the stall lol....last time I try that...

**Lexington** · 6th Oct 2009, 11:46 AM

My ex and I used to walk to the mall every day in college. (Obviously, we weren't exes then.) It was quite a hike - at least a mile each way - but then we'd order a Cinnabon and destroy any positive effects that might have had.

My best mall story was there. They had a food court, where all these food counters faced the common seating area in the middle. A woman was there with their young child, who was obviously confused about how the restaurant employees got in and out of their respective restaurants. He pointed at one and asked "Mommy, how do they get out of there?" His mother glanced over, and without missing a beat, she said "They go to college, sweetheart."

Lex

KeithJ108 · 6th Oct 2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lexington

My best mall story was there. They had a food court, where all these food counters faced the common seating area in the middle. A woman was there with their young child, who was obviously confused about how the restaurant employees got in and out of their respective restaurants. He pointed at one and asked "Mommy, how do they get out of there?" His mother glanced over, and without missing a beat, she said "They go to college, sweetheart."

Lex

Shevanel · 6th Oct 2009, 01:45 PM

If you guys have seen the film Mallrats, I know thats about New Jersey, but New Jersey is pretty much like NY, so its very similar to my high school years, and currently my sister's. My sister is such a mallrat xD But yeah, if you haven't seen Mallrats, see it. Its freakin amazing. Kevin Smith <3

stratavos · 6th Oct 2009, 03:56 PM

I often go for music from HMV, and to check up on clothes (no paticular brand), and to check up on EB's selection of games.

when I'm getting food there it's often mr. sub or A&W.

I know what you mean though, it's always like an amusement park when you're going to one you've never been to before.

KatzInHatz · 6th Oct 2009, 05:07 PM

I LOVE going shopping, sometimes I see some weird things though~! :s

One time when me and my friend were standing in front an Old Navy this we saw this old lady take one of their plastic dog dummies and made a run for the door~! Then the alarm went off at the door and she started yelling at these two shady looking guys then just walked away~! O.o I swear my friend and I were the only ones that saw it happen and were laughing our asses off for like 10 minutes straight~!

Steve · 6th Oct 2009, 05:36 PM

but but people eat cuttlefish...

TyPod · 6th Oct 2009, 05:42 PM

What's a cuttlefish? Cba to google.

KittyBoy · 6th Oct 2009, 05:49 PM

It is a fish, there is no way for me to possibly explain it!

Anyway I went shopping again this morning and I saw the totally screaming hot band junkie again! 6'2" tall, long light blonde hair, emerald eyes, muscles that were just sexy, tight music festival t-shirt, and very tight leather pants..... AGAIN!

Steve · 6th Oct 2009, 05:52 PM

lol cuttlefish is not just a fish .. just because it has fish at the end of its name ... its like have jelly half fish

Shevanel · 6th Oct 2009, 05:53 PM

Its more related to a squid I believe ^

EDIT: I was right. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuttlefish

Steve · 6th Oct 2009, 05:56 PM

ehehe good job joey (am i correct? )
and if 2 men go shopping togtheor we can asume they are a gay couple right ? but this does not work for women. any opinions?

GhostDog · 6th Oct 2009, 05:59 PM

My only real mall story is when I was at one with my friends. This was probably middle school. There was a sign that said, "DEMAND MATH!" and I think it was some educational advocacy thing.

So I did. I walked into the nearby jewelry store, dropped to my knees, and yelled, "I DEMAND MATH!"

And left.

Which is actually kind of silly, seeing as I left before they could see if they had any math to spare. Oh, the naivete of youth.

We laughed at that one for a while. =P

6th Oct 2009, 06:16 AM	#1
Steve EC's Soldier! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Sargeant sexual Out Status: whoever asks Location: Born in australia, but now living some where else Age: 21 Posts: 2,273 Join Date: May 2008	Omg The Mall today i went to the mall and i realised its like going to a theme park i mean so many stuff fist i saw a hotttt guy plus he was tllaer then me so it wouldve been perfect if he wasnt holding hands with a girl. i also so a very poor man and a wheel chair looks like 18 plusish i think has some disabilties. if you see two men shopping togther you can asume they are gay right? cmon when else do you see 2 men shopping togther ? OMG PEOPLE EAT CUTTLEFISH NO WAY NO WAY ????? any one else got shopping mall stories ? __________________ Soldier " there is no room for that in my pocklet" commander " if there is room in your heart then there in your pocket" Soldier " i cant fit my gf in there" -r " have you tried ? until you try you dont know"

6th Oct 2009, 06:21 AM	#2
KittyBoy Kitty! (=｀ω´=) Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 3,479 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Omg The Mall Besides the sickening amount of money I spend on my shopping sprees for absolutely nothing? Nothing except seeing tonnes of cute, hot, sexy guys walking around everywhere.... __________________ Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland

6th Oct 2009, 06:26 AM	#3
Steve EC's Soldier! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Sargeant sexual Out Status: whoever asks Location: Born in australia, but now living some where else Age: 21 Posts: 2,273 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Omg The Mall well over here its rare to see hot guys .. most are either asian (not saying asians dont look good im just not turned on by the dark skinned asians white skiined ones on the other hand) and arabs which a huge turn off for me because of well history . __________________ Soldier " there is no room for that in my pocklet" commander " if there is room in your heart then there in your pocket" Soldier " i cant fit my gf in there" -r " have you tried ? until you try you dont know"

6th Oct 2009, 06:47 AM	#4
Cynic Still Grey Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: UK Posts: 241 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Omg The Mall I like going to malls, but I barely spend anything because I'm so reluctant about spending money. Seriously, the last time I went the only thing I bought was food and a hat whilst my best friend had about 3 bags full of primark clothes along with novelty toys she bought from some bazaar thing which broke on the car-ride home. __________________ Would buy you roses if you asked.

6th Oct 2009, 08:47 AM	#5
Haiiro Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Omg The Mall Alas, where I live doesn't have what I like to think of as a "real" mall. I don't know what you'd call it, but it is a poor excuse for a shopping center. Even the one in my part of H-town wasn't that great, but it was more of a mall than what I have now. There isn't even that much eyecandy...mostly high schoolers or junior high kids hang out there. I usually only go for Barnes and Noble and the metaphysical store anyway...

6th Oct 2009, 08:53 AM	#6
TyPod I like pie. Full Member Gender: Im a boy person. Orientation: Bisexualish Out Status: Everyone but my sister and parents. Location: East Sussex, England Age: 16 Posts: 216 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Omg The Mall Once a guy (Probably about 25ish) came up to me and said "I've got wood." Thats kinda a story? And once a lady shouted "69!" in currys (:

6th Oct 2009, 10:52 AM	#7
mattypants Chacun à son goût Full Member Gender: male/garçon/hombre Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some friends Some family and the lesbians Location: Los angeles, Ca Posts: 2,733 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Omg The Mall oh! i just came from the mall! [exchanges] no real good stories to tell... but i passed a cute guy on the way out... __________________

6th Oct 2009, 11:06 AM	#8
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,562 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: Omg The Mall TyPod you amuse me lol No experiences for me except like having to go behind the mall to make out with my first bf because it was at a point that i had never had a bf and wasn't sure if someone who knew my mom would see me. Oh and I kinda ummm performed fellatio on my friend in a mall bathroom. Someone then came in and I like JUMPED on the toilet seat to make sure no one saw two pairs of feet in the stall lol....last time I try that... Last edited by Revan; 6th Oct 2009 at 11:10 AM..

6th Oct 2009, 11:46 AM	#9
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Omg The Mall My ex and I used to walk to the mall every day in college. (Obviously, we weren't exes then.) It was quite a hike - at least a mile each way - but then we'd order a Cinnabon and destroy any positive effects that might have had. My best mall story was there. They had a food court, where all these food counters faced the common seating area in the middle. A woman was there with their young child, who was obviously confused about how the restaurant employees got in and out of their respective restaurants. He pointed at one and asked "Mommy, how do they get out of there?" His mother glanced over, and without missing a beat, she said "They go to college, sweetheart." Lex

6th Oct 2009, 01:45 PM	#11
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Omg The Mall If you guys have seen the film Mallrats, I know thats about New Jersey, but New Jersey is pretty much like NY, so its very similar to my high school years, and currently my sister's. My sister is such a mallrat xD But yeah, if you haven't seen Mallrats, see it. Its freakin amazing. Kevin Smith <3 __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

6th Oct 2009, 03:56 PM	#12
stratavos professional lurker Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: bisexual prefering males Out Status: don't ask don't tell (ask and I'll tell) Location: oakville(college) and oshawa(hometown) ont, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 1,101 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Omg The Mall I often go for music from HMV, and to check up on clothes (no paticular brand), and to check up on EB's selection of games. when I'm getting food there it's often mr. sub or A&W. I know what you mean though, it's always like an amusement park when you're going to one you've never been to before. __________________ <-is a very bad influence... and definately enjoys it hail lord ilpallazzo!

6th Oct 2009, 05:07 PM	#13
KatzInHatz W/E Omg Im Single And Im Loving It~ Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: My 2 BFFs! ^.^ Location: Montreal Age: 19 Posts: 1,360 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Omg The Mall I LOVE going shopping, sometimes I see some weird things though~! :s One time when me and my friend were standing in front an Old Navy this we saw this old lady take one of their plastic dog dummies and made a run for the door~! Then the alarm went off at the door and she started yelling at these two shady looking guys then just walked away~! O.o I swear my friend and I were the only ones that saw it happen and were laughing our asses off for like 10 minutes straight~! __________________ Msn conversation with my sister~! Me: Why is your school giving you a ped day so close to Winter break~? Sister: Because they are stupied~! Me: LOL~! I love how you spelled "stupid" wrong~!

6th Oct 2009, 05:36 PM	#14
Steve EC's Soldier! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Sargeant sexual Out Status: whoever asks Location: Born in australia, but now living some where else Age: 21 Posts: 2,273 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Omg The Mall but but people eat cuttlefish... __________________ Soldier " there is no room for that in my pocklet" commander " if there is room in your heart then there in your pocket" Soldier " i cant fit my gf in there" -r " have you tried ? until you try you dont know"

6th Oct 2009, 05:42 PM	#15
TyPod I like pie. Full Member Gender: Im a boy person. Orientation: Bisexualish Out Status: Everyone but my sister and parents. Location: East Sussex, England Age: 16 Posts: 216 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Omg The Mall What's a cuttlefish? Cba to google.

6th Oct 2009, 05:49 PM	#16
KittyBoy Kitty! (=｀ω´=) Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 3,479 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Omg The Mall It is a fish, there is no way for me to possibly explain it! Anyway I went shopping again this morning and I saw the totally screaming hot band junkie again! 6'2" tall, long light blonde hair, emerald eyes, muscles that were just sexy, tight music festival t-shirt, and very tight leather pants..... AGAIN! __________________ Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland Last edited by KittyBoy; 6th Oct 2009 at 05:51 PM..

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6th Oct 2009, 05:52 PM	#17
Steve EC's Soldier! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Sargeant sexual Out Status: whoever asks Location: Born in australia, but now living some where else Age: 21 Posts: 2,273 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Omg The Mall lol cuttlefish is not just a fish .. just because it has fish at the end of its name ... its like have jelly half fish __________________ Soldier " there is no room for that in my pocklet" commander " if there is room in your heart then there in your pocket" Soldier " i cant fit my gf in there" -r " have you tried ? until you try you dont know"

6th Oct 2009, 05:53 PM	#18
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Omg The Mall Its more related to a squid I believe ^ EDIT: I was right. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuttlefish __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

6th Oct 2009, 05:56 PM	#19
Steve EC's Soldier! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Sargeant sexual Out Status: whoever asks Location: Born in australia, but now living some where else Age: 21 Posts: 2,273 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Omg The Mall ehehe good job joey (am i correct? ) and if 2 men go shopping togtheor we can asume they are a gay couple right ? but this does not work for women. any opinions? __________________ Soldier " there is no room for that in my pocklet" commander " if there is room in your heart then there in your pocket" Soldier " i cant fit my gf in there" -r " have you tried ? until you try you dont know"

6th Oct 2009, 05:59 PM	#20
GhostDog is Spartacus. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: MAGICAL. Out Status: The hiiills are aliiive with the sound of muuusic! Location: DFW area, Texas Age: 24 Posts: 2,503 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Omg The Mall My only real mall story is when I was at one with my friends. This was probably middle school. There was a sign that said, "DEMAND MATH!" and I think it was some educational advocacy thing. So I did. I walked into the nearby jewelry store, dropped to my knees, and yelled, "I DEMAND MATH!" And left. Which is actually kind of silly, seeing as I left before they could see if they had any math to spare. Oh, the naivete of youth. We laughed at that one for a while. =P __________________ <3 Kirah, who may or may not be made of delicious candy (and the lesbians)