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Old 12th Oct 2009, 01:07 PM   #1
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Default Another Amusing Report from the AFA :P

Here's a report of the AFA following President Obama's speech with HRC. I post this because I can't help but just laugh every time they post something

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Lurching Toward Sodom and Gomorrah

Judge Robert Bork wrote a book a number of years ago in which he described an America that was "slouching towards Gomorrah." Well, you can forget the slouching part. We are now running pell-mell, headlong toward Gomorrah, racing into the moral abyss at breakneck speed.

We are no longer on some kind of slippery slope. The United States is going over a moral Niagara in a flimsy barrel.

Pres. Barack Obama last night told cheering throngs of homosexual activists that he is determined to change the law that declares that homosexuality is incompatible with military service. He also pledged to overturn the Defense of Marriage Act, the only thing that stands between civilization and darkness when it comes to the definition of marriage. If DOMA is repealed, it is a certainty that some federal court somewhere will compel all 50 states to perform homosexual weddings, regardless of what their own state constitutions say.

With the hate crimes bill virtually certain to be the law of the land by this time next week, and the Employment Non-Discrimination Act gathering steam, it is possible that all four major objectives of homosexualists will be accomplished in the United States by this time next year. The rewriting of America's moral code on matters of sexuality will be complete.

Family law will be turned into something unrecognizable if DOMA is repealed, and the homosexual agenda will invade the military if DADT is repealed, and the homosexual agenda will invade the workplace if ENDA is passed.

The hate crimes law means that it will be a criminal offense to think politically incorrect thoughts about homosexual behavior, transgenderism, and a host of other sexually non-normative orientations. People who engage in normative sexual expression will now have less legal protection than cross-dressers, pedophiles, prostitutes and voyeurs.

Our schools, under the influence of Kevin Jennings, an avowed homosexual who sees nothing wrong with adult males preying on teenage boys, will become indoctrination centers in homosexual dogma.

Homosexuality will become the favored sexual orientation in our country in all segments of society, and perversion will be granted special protections in the military and the workplace that are denied to heterosexuals and people of faith. No disagreement will be allowed; in fact, it will be punishable by fines, incarceration or worse.

Dissent will no longer by the highest form of patriotism. It will instead by the quickest path to getting fired, sued or jailed. Welcome to fascist America.

If there was ever a time for conservatives to stand athwart history and yell "Stop!", the time is now.
Like I said, amusing
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 01:15 PM   #2
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OMG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

"The Defense of Marriage Act, the only thing that stands between civilization and darkness when it comes to the definition of marriage"

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" and the homosexual agenda will invade the workplace if ENDA is passed."

Well this made my morning
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 01:19 PM   #3
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 01:39 PM   #4
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They sure know how to put a spin on something.

Somehow everyone getting an equal footing in this world = OMG OMG OMG ALL HETEROSEXUAL RIGHTS ARE DOOMED!

Using lies to further your political agenda will not stand AFA. People will see right through your attempts to create fear mongering and propaganda. Equal rights for everyone and NOTHING less.
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"objective of homosexualists" : / this whole thing is so ignorant i need to get a boy find this doucher and follow him around while making out for like a week, and oh what a grand week it will be hahaha
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 01:47 PM   #6
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"objective of homosexualists" : / this whole thing is so ignorant i need to get a boy find this doucher and follow him around while making out for like a week, and oh what a grand week it will be hahaha
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 01:54 PM   #7
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No joey but how bout you haha come on we are spreading the love xD
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I'll volunteer. You're cute enough and funny enough
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Where do you sign up to be a homosexualist? Because I so want in on that.
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 02:29 PM   #10
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W00t haha now all we need to do is figure out where the guy that writes this is and then meet there somehow but i'm not it when it comes to paying for plane tickets xD
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 02:39 PM   #11
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The United States is going over a moral Niagara in a flimsy barrel.
Time to build an arc.

Every time haters release nonsense like the above I hope that more people become disillusioned and leave their fold than join the organization.
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 03:01 PM   #12
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Homosexuality will become the favored sexual orientation in our country in all segments of society, and perversion will be granted special protections in the military and the workplace that are denied to heterosexuals and people of faith. No disagreement will be allowed; in fact, it will be punishable by fines, incarceration or worse.
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 03:19 PM   #13
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Homosexuality will become the favored sexual orientation in our country in all segments of society, and perversion will be granted special protections in the military and the workplace that are denied to heterosexuals and people of faith. No disagreement will be allowed; in fact, it will be punishable by fines, incarceration or worse.
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DONT LET THEM KNOW BLUFF MAN BLUFF!!! how else will we be able to take over the world. They clearly know once we marry we will reproduce small homosexual demon babies that will work to take over the minds of politicians so that all heterosexual people and people of faith (cause obviously no LGBT people are religious) will end up forced to work in all of the lower class positions in society and if they don't follow us we will send them to a created purgatory with our Gay powers. If only we had the ability to predict the future like this man did then we would truly be unstoppable.... You know i should write for these people
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DONT LET THEM KNOW BLUFF MAN BLUFF!!! how else will we be able to take over the world. They clearly know once we marry we will reproduce small homosexual demon babies that will work to take over the minds of politicians so that all heterosexual people and people of faith (cause obviously no LGBT people are religious) will end up forced to work in all of the lower class positions in society and if they don't follow us we will send them to a created purgatory with our Gay powers. If only we had the ability to predict the future like this man did then we would truly be unstoppable.... You know i should write for these people
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 03:36 PM   #15
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i realized it can't be homosexual demon babies instead we produce homosexual ninja pirates that come out of the uhhhhh somewhere already crossdressed the women with powertools and the men with ummmmm baked goods?
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Would it not totally be funny if the AFA actually keep an eye on this website, and reads this topic and then it's like "I HAVE PROOF OF THE AGENDA! LOOK!" lol I don't know but I think it would prove their idiocy
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LOL.

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come on i gave you lesbian baby ninjapirates bursting from the womb in plaid and work jeans using power tools i thought it would evoke more responses xD
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"The Defense of Marriage Act, the only thing that stands between civilization and darkness when it comes to the definition of marriage"
i love it ! haha thats dr who deep. its coming out of teh darkness! the gays shall feast on your children and ruin your public schools they will over throw your government and bring down your armys with rainbow death cannons and send clouds of glittering gayness to infect teh people on teh world ravageing and monsterous...

but i digress XD
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Old 12th Oct 2009, 06:50 PM   #20
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The guy is probably a closeted poofter. I really think most of these guys who are so filled with hatred (masked in the name of christianity) are just venting their own self-hate... we've seen it so many times before. Sad, really.
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