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ChokiE · 16th Oct 2009, 11:20 PM

Just thought I'd let you guys have a laugh at my expense.

I was just sitting down, listening to "Ridin' Dirty" by Chamillionaire on my mp3 player. Well I decided to go turn the fan to high because I was sweating, so I walk on over. Now, only my left earbud works so I only leave that one in, the right one dangles around uselessly. So I waltzed on over to the fan and I leaned over to turn it up. It's one of those ancient smaller scale metal fans, it squeaks if I turn it on the rotation mode. So anyways, I lean over to turn it up and I feel a tug at my ear and I'm like "wtf?!" so I look down and my right earbud has slinked its way in between the grates of the fan, then it fell all the way into the fan. These are some strong earbuds because when the fan caught on it, it dragged my ENTIRE FACE into the freaking fan. So yeah, my face hurts really bad right now. Anyone else ever have this or something similar happen to them or am I just stupid as hell.

16th Oct 2009, 11:31 PM

Not me, but my sister went through something similar.

It was Christmas a few years ago, and we had just bought one of those rotating artificial trees. Well, there was a present lodged way in the back, and she had to crawl under the tree to get it. Her hair got caught on the branches and the whole tree started dragging her across the room.

Sorry your face hurts. Do your headphones still work?

ChokiE · 16th Oct 2009, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlawlessError

Not me, but my sister went through something similar.

It was Christmas a few years ago, and we had just bought one of those rotating artificial trees. Well, there was a present lodged way in the back, and she had to crawl under the tree to get it. Her hair got caught on the branches and the whole tree started dragging her across the room.

Sorry your face hurts. Do your headphones still work?

Oh God that's awful for your sister! Also yeah, my headphones do still work. Resilient equipment to say the least.

kettleoffish · 17th Oct 2009, 08:36 AM

Vaguely related... I had i really good set of sennheiser in ear headphones that my aunt got me, and one day when i was walking down the street this guy wearing a massive trenchcoat listening to music walls past me and my headphone cord caught on his jacket and dragged of a few meters along the street before snapping in half, i was so pissed off, but the bastard didn't even apologise

Revan · 17th Oct 2009, 11:38 AM

Awee *kisses face* I hope it'll get better. That sucks that happened, and I did laugh at it yes....

17th Oct 2009, 11:54 AM

*Hugs* Glad you are ok.

Ear bud headphones not exactly safe lol. Damage hearing and attempt to murder you on a fan!

pianomike · 17th Oct 2009, 12:14 PM

LOL i'm sorry your face hurts but it was funny

olides84 · 17th Oct 2009, 03:54 PM

Ouch!

I hope your face is ok now. But soooo funny.

16th Oct 2009, 11:20 PM	#1
ChokiE Avant-retro-grind-pop musician Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Kenosha, WI Age: 20 Posts: 125 Join Date: Feb 2009	Asdf! Just thought I'd let you guys have a laugh at my expense. I was just sitting down, listening to "Ridin' Dirty" by Chamillionaire on my mp3 player. Well I decided to go turn the fan to high because I was sweating, so I walk on over. Now, only my left earbud works so I only leave that one in, the right one dangles around uselessly. So I waltzed on over to the fan and I leaned over to turn it up. It's one of those ancient smaller scale metal fans, it squeaks if I turn it on the rotation mode. So anyways, I lean over to turn it up and I feel a tug at my ear and I'm like "wtf?!" so I look down and my right earbud has slinked its way in between the grates of the fan, then it fell all the way into the fan. These are some strong earbuds because when the fan caught on it, it dragged my ENTIRE FACE into the freaking fan. So yeah, my face hurts really bad right now. Anyone else ever have this or something similar happen to them or am I just stupid as hell. __________________

16th Oct 2009, 11:31 PM	#2
backtothekitchen Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Asdf! Not me, but my sister went through something similar. It was Christmas a few years ago, and we had just bought one of those rotating artificial trees. Well, there was a present lodged way in the back, and she had to crawl under the tree to get it. Her hair got caught on the branches and the whole tree started dragging her across the room. Sorry your face hurts. Do your headphones still work?

17th Oct 2009, 08:36 AM	#4
kettleoffish new avatar time! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but parents.. for now. Location: Scotland Age: 18 Posts: 1,045 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Asdf! Vaguely related... I had i really good set of sennheiser in ear headphones that my aunt got me, and one day when i was walking down the street this guy wearing a massive trenchcoat listening to music walls past me and my headphone cord caught on his jacket and dragged of a few meters along the street before snapping in half, i was so pissed off, but the bastard didn't even apologise

17th Oct 2009, 11:38 AM	#5
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,562 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: Asdf! Awee kisses face I hope it'll get better. That sucks that happened, and I did laugh at it yes....

17th Oct 2009, 11:54 AM	#6
Jiggles Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Asdf! Hugs Glad you are ok. Ear bud headphones not exactly safe lol. Damage hearing and attempt to murder you on a fan!

17th Oct 2009, 12:14 PM	#7
pianomike Your Lover Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Queer Out Status: to only 5 people (and everyone reading this) Location: New York Age: 20 Posts: 358 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Asdf! LOL i'm sorry your face hurts but it was funny __________________ To live would be an awfully big adventure... to die would be an awfully big adventure. - Peter Pan

17th Oct 2009, 03:54 PM	#8
olides84 stranger in a strange land Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Pretty much Location: Belgium Posts: 1,042 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Asdf! Ouch! I hope your face is ok now. But soooo funny.