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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by fallendream, Oct 17, 2009.

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  1. fallendream

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    post your favourite funny bits here - be it youtube or one liners or whatever.
     
    #1 fallendream, Oct 17, 2009
  2. L|L

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    no one's ever made fun of my bits :tears:
     
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    pahaha.
    some of my favs

    100000 sperm and you were the fastest?
    assasins do it from behind.
     
    #3 fallendream, Oct 17, 2009
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    Pfft, yeah? Well linguists do it orally!
     
    #4 Hoppip, Oct 17, 2009
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    Scuba divers do it deeper :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    yes, i have the tshirt
     
    #5 L|L, Oct 17, 2009
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    "Not to mention pincers...*click click click*"
     
    #6 NickT, Oct 17, 2009
  7. Owen

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    Yeah? Well mathematicians do it rigorously!
     
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    ive got a math test on wednesday...jerk =P
     
    #8 fallendream, Oct 18, 2009
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    Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and all gone.
     
    #9 SolitaryKnight, Oct 18, 2009
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    I found this quote -

    "You could move." - Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby"
    In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
     
    #10 GhostDog, Oct 18, 2009
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    How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
    With a pumpkin Patch!

    lol made me laugh
     
    #11 Darkwing65, Oct 18, 2009
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    That is one of my favorite Abby one-liners of all time.
     
    #12 Owen, Oct 18, 2009
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