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Old 17th Oct 2009, 09:06 AM   #1
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post your favourite funny bits here - be it youtube or one liners or whatever.
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no one's ever made fun of my bits
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no one's ever made fun of my bits
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100000 sperm and you were the fastest?
assasins do it from behind.
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Old 17th Oct 2009, 02:56 PM   #4
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assasins do it from behind.
Pfft, yeah? Well linguists do it orally!
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Scuba divers do it deeper :P

yes, i have the tshirt
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"Not to mention pincers...*click click click*"
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assasins do it from behind.
Pfft, yeah? Well linguists do it orally!
Yeah? Well mathematicians do it rigorously!
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ive got a math test on wednesday...jerk =P
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Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and all gone.
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I found this quote -

"You could move." - Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby"
In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin Patch!

lol made me laugh
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"You could move." - Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby"
In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
That is one of my favorite Abby one-liners of all time.
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