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Ralf · 29th Oct 2009, 03:14 PM

hehe, dont think anyone's done this yet.
my fav:
"is it me or is it suddenly really hot in here?"

fallendream · 29th Oct 2009, 03:44 PM

you tired?
answer; no.
reply; thats good stamina.
answer; why?
reply; because youve been running through my mind for days.

L|L · 29th Oct 2009, 05:06 PM

Do you work for subway?

Oh. Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

fallendream · 29th Oct 2009, 05:07 PM

ill give you a nickel to tickle my pickel.

MusicIsLife · 29th Oct 2009, 05:14 PM

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants :P

29th Oct 2009, 05:18 PM

Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

Or

Do you like lollipops?

Maybe:

Sit on my knee and well talk about the first thing that pops up.

I have others but I don't think I can say them. =/

**Helen** · 29th Oct 2009, 05:33 PM

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

I nearly wet myself laughing the first time I heard that one XD

No One · 29th Oct 2009, 05:38 PM

Someone: Did it hurt?

Me/You/Whoever: Excuse Me?

Someone: Did It Hurt?

Me/You/Whoever: Did What Hurt?

Someone: When You Fell From Heaven!

He He so corney

29th Oct 2009, 07:17 PM

Very dirty but i thought it was hilarious.

"I love every bone in body, especially mine."

George · 30th Oct 2009, 04:52 AM

"Hi I've got a delivery for you, in my pants."

Everything's seductive when you add "in my pants" to the end of it!

**Maddy** · 30th Oct 2009, 04:53 AM

"I'm extremely rich and only have two weeks to live." Even better when delivered in German. Yes, my German textbook had a page of bad German pickup lines.

partietraumatic · 30th Oct 2009, 09:23 AM

'you have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?'

'is that a ladder between your legs,or just a stairway to heaven?'

or my personal favourite:

'get your coat,love, you've pulled'

fallendream · 30th Oct 2009, 10:04 AM

how much is that phonebox?
[amount]
heres [amount] tell your mum not to wait up.

Jeimuzu · 30th Oct 2009, 10:54 AM

"Hi!" tends to work best for me. :P

stratavos · 11th Jan 2010, 09:06 PM

oh I remember this one from a movie!

"Hi I'm conducting an informal survey. What do you find more important: length or girth?"

**Lexington** · 12th Jan 2010, 06:37 PM

"Can I make you pancakes?" I swear, a friend told me he got more girls into bed with that line than any other.

"I'm afraid I snore. But don't worry - I plan on wearing you out so much, you'll be able to sleep through anything."

"I like your pants. I'm wondering what they'd look like on my bedroom floor."

"I know a hotel in town that has great room service."

I'll stick with those.

Lex

**Maddy** · 12th Jan 2010, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helen

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

I nearly wet myself laughing the first time I heard that one XD

Also, "the word of the day is legs, want to come back to my place and spread the word?"

29th Oct 2009, 03:14 PM	#1
Ralf It's Friday. Full Member Gender: ♂ Orientation: ♂ Out Status: Pevensie Location: Plymouth/Bristol, UK Age: 17 Posts: 203 Join Date: Apr 2009	Fav. Chat-Up Lines hehe, dont think anyone's done this yet. my fav: "is it me or is it suddenly really hot in here?"

29th Oct 2009, 03:44 PM	#2
fallendream EC Addict Full Member Gender: manlyman, hwar! Orientation: i have a floppy wrist? Out Status: i left aslan... Age: 17 Posts: 945 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines you tired? answer; no. reply; thats good stamina. answer; why? reply; because youve been running through my mind for days. __________________ [seanathon] 1:09 am: You think I'm not naked? [seanathon] 1:09 am: I've got an ice pack tied to my head using socks.

29th Oct 2009, 05:06 PM	#3
L\|L EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 32 Posts: 351 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines Do you work for subway? Oh. Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

29th Oct 2009, 05:07 PM	#4
fallendream EC Addict Full Member Gender: manlyman, hwar! Orientation: i have a floppy wrist? Out Status: i left aslan... Age: 17 Posts: 945 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines ill give you a nickel to tickle my pickel. __________________ [seanathon] 1:09 am: You think I'm not naked? [seanathon] 1:09 am: I've got an ice pack tied to my head using socks.

29th Oct 2009, 05:14 PM	#5
MusicIsLife EC Addict Full Member Gender: Not even sure anymore. Something in between. Orientation: I like girls :) Out Status: Everyone on orientation 7 people on trans issue. Location: Montréal, QC Age: 23 Posts: 1,595 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants :P

29th Oct 2009, 05:18 PM	#6
Jiggles Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice. Or Do you like lollipops? Maybe: Sit on my knee and well talk about the first thing that pops up. I have others but I don't think I can say them. =/ Last edited by Jiggles; 29th Oct 2009 at 05:22 PM..

29th Oct 2009, 05:33 PM	#7
Helen Empty Closets Mod EC Moderator Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Inconsequential if people know. Location: York, United Kingdom Age: 19 Posts: 2,102 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines "Nice legs, what time do they open?" I nearly wet myself laughing the first time I heard that one XD __________________ I want a window where I can see a tree, or even water... (....and the lesbians)

29th Oct 2009, 05:38 PM	#8
No One Eternally Male Crazed! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Unofficially out to everyone but my family. Age: 18 Posts: 1,021 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines Someone: Did it hurt? Me/You/Whoever: Excuse Me? Someone: Did It Hurt? Me/You/Whoever: Did What Hurt? Someone: When You Fell From Heaven! He He so corney __________________

29th Oct 2009, 07:17 PM	#9
nintenfreak92 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines Very dirty but i thought it was hilarious. "I love every bone in body, especially mine."

30th Oct 2009, 04:52 AM	#10
George Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 19 Posts: 2,387 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines "Hi I've got a delivery for you, in my pants." Everything's seductive when you add "in my pants" to the end of it!

30th Oct 2009, 04:53 AM	#11
Maddy Free Hugs EC Admin Gender: - Orientation: Into girls Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 21 Posts: 7,704 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines "I'm extremely rich and only have two weeks to live." Even better when delivered in German. Yes, my German textbook had a page of bad German pickup lines. __________________ how strange it is to be anything at all [Victor] 2:09 pm: and then halloween happened and I was outside in a skirt.

30th Oct 2009, 09:23 AM	#12
partietraumatic A gay heteropolitan? Full Member Gender: Male Out Status: Enough for now Location: Oxford and Birmingham, UK Age: 20 Posts: 1,300 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines 'you have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?' 'is that a ladder between your legs,or just a stairway to heaven?' or my personal favourite: 'get your coat,love, you've pulled' __________________ 'Im not your toy and this isn't another girl meets boy'

30th Oct 2009, 10:04 AM	#13
fallendream EC Addict Full Member Gender: manlyman, hwar! Orientation: i have a floppy wrist? Out Status: i left aslan... Age: 17 Posts: 945 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines how much is that phonebox? [amount] heres [amount] tell your mum not to wait up.

30th Oct 2009, 10:54 AM	#14
Jeimuzu Wreck Cognition Full Member Gender: Heterogametic Orientation: Rawr. Out Status: 99% out. Location: Middlesbrough Age: 23 Posts: 1,744 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines "Hi!" tends to work best for me. :P __________________

11th Jan 2010, 09:06 PM	#15
stratavos professional lurker Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: bisexual prefering males Out Status: don't ask don't tell (ask and I'll tell) Location: oakville(college) and oshawa(hometown) ont, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 1,101 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines oh I remember this one from a movie! "Hi I'm conducting an informal survey. What do you find more important: length or girth?" __________________ <-is a very bad influence... and definately enjoys it hail lord ilpallazzo!

12th Jan 2010, 06:37 PM	#16
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Fav. Chat-Up Lines "Can I make you pancakes?" I swear, a friend told me he got more girls into bed with that line than any other. "I'm afraid I snore. But don't worry - I plan on wearing you out so much, you'll be able to sleep through anything." "I like your pants. I'm wondering what they'd look like on my bedroom floor." "I know a hotel in town that has great room service." I'll stick with those. Lex