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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Ralf, Oct 29, 2009.

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  1. Ralf

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    hehe, dont think anyone's done this yet.
    my fav:
    "is it me or is it suddenly really hot in here?"
     
    #1 Ralf, Oct 29, 2009
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    you tired?
    answer; no.
    reply; thats good stamina.
    answer; why?
    reply; because youve been running through my mind for days.
     
    #2 fallendream, Oct 29, 2009
  3. L|L

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    Do you work for subway?

    Oh. Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
     
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  4. fallendream

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    ill give you a nickel to tickle my pickel.
     
    #4 fallendream, Oct 29, 2009
  5. MusicIsLife

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    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #5 MusicIsLife, Oct 29, 2009
  6. Jiggles

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    Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

    Or

    Do you like lollipops?

    Maybe:

    Sit on my knee and well talk about the first thing that pops up.

    I have others but I don't think I can say them. =/
     
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  7. Helen

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    "Nice legs, what time do they open?"

    I nearly wet myself laughing the first time I heard that one XD
     
    #7 Helen, Oct 29, 2009
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    Someone: Did it hurt?

    Me/You/Whoever: Excuse Me?

    Someone: Did It Hurt?

    Me/You/Whoever: Did What Hurt?

    Someone: When You Fell From Heaven!

    He He so corney
     
    #8 No One, Oct 29, 2009
  9. nintenfreak92

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    Very dirty but i thought it was hilarious.

    "I love every bone in body, especially mine."
     
    #9 nintenfreak92, Oct 29, 2009
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    "Hi I've got a delivery for you, in my pants."


    Everything's seductive when you add "in my pants" to the end of it!
     
    #10 George1, Oct 30, 2009
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    "I'm extremely rich and only have two weeks to live." Even better when delivered in German. Yes, my German textbook had a page of bad German pickup lines.
     
    #11 Maddy, Oct 30, 2009
  12. partietraumatic

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    'you have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?'

    'is that a ladder between your legs,or just a stairway to heaven?'

    or my personal favourite:

    'get your coat,love, you've pulled' :grin:
     
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    how much is that phonebox?
    [amount]
    heres [amount] tell your mum not to wait up.
     
    #13 fallendream, Oct 30, 2009
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    "Hi!" tends to work best for me. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #14 Jeimuzu, Oct 30, 2009
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    oh I remember this one from a movie!

    "Hi I'm conducting an informal survey. What do you find more important: length or girth?"
     
    #15 stratavos, Jan 11, 2010
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    "Can I make you pancakes?" I swear, a friend told me he got more girls into bed with that line than any other.

    "I'm afraid I snore. But don't worry - I plan on wearing you out so much, you'll be able to sleep through anything."

    "I like your pants. I'm wondering what they'd look like on my bedroom floor."

    "I know a hotel in town that has great room service."

    I'll stick with those. :slight_smile:

    Lex
     
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  17. Maddy

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    Also, "the word of the day is legs, want to come back to my place and spread the word?"
     
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