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Old 17th Nov 2009, 06:47 PM   #1
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Wow, just wow. But the Best Answer is really quite good.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6174833AA5LmiA
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 07:01 PM   #2
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I've seen that before.
Yahoo answers is full of gems like that.
For example, the one where someone asked if his unborn child was drinking his girlfriends blood because she hadn't gotten her period since she got pregnant.
I really hope that was posted as a joke, but I can't even tell anymore.
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 07:03 PM   #3
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Yeah, the bible totally saves you from being gay. Because there have never ever been closet (until/unless found out in embarrassing detain and subsequently hushed up) gay priests.
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 07:04 PM   #4
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It's a troll =/ I can tell that right away.

Doesn't mean this sort of thing doesn't happen though. Kudos to the best-answerer!
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 07:06 PM   #5
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"men get each other pregnant all the time, dont you watch oprah"

Lmao I loved this comment
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 07:51 PM   #6
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It's a troll =/ I can tell that right away.

Doesn't mean this sort of thing doesn't happen though. Kudos to the best-answerer!
all of the funny yahoo answer ones are trolls.
this is the internet remember?
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 08:07 PM   #7
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 08:29 PM   #8
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"I will not teach him about condoms" Google has/will.

"I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home" Yeah obviously...

""I was going through his room" No wonder he has gay magz there hoping to scare you off from looking through his room maybe?

"My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately" Ohhh maybe he is being a teenager... :O

"and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us." All I can say is: Hun, he can't think any lower then what I do of you.
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Old 17th Nov 2009, 11:44 PM   #9
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It is a hoax, as exposed in the EC thread Drizzt DoUrden linked. Funny? yes; a hoax? also yes.
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Old 18th Nov 2009, 12:29 AM   #10
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http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

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Old 18th Nov 2009, 12:57 AM   #11
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lol yeah I don't know who i feel more sorry for, the ignorant mother in uber-denial or her poor son.
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Old 18th Nov 2009, 02:00 PM   #12
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Oh god.
This kills me.
Haha XD
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Old 18th Nov 2009, 06:46 PM   #13
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"men get each other pregnant all the time, dont you watch oprah"

Lmao I loved this comment
LOL I was just about to quote that then realized you had. Brilliant!!!
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Hahaha that is pretty funny if it is a serious post
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Old 20th Nov 2009, 09:32 AM   #15
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Old 20th Nov 2009, 01:41 PM   #16
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xDD it gets funnier every time i see it.
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Old 20th Nov 2009, 02:08 PM   #17
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C'est a troll.
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Old 22nd Nov 2009, 12:59 PM   #19
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I would love to be a fly on the wall when he tells his mom he's gay

Son: "mom I'm gay"
Idiot Mom: *shock* "does your secret girlfriend know?"
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Old 24th Nov 2009, 04:12 PM   #20
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ok. major problem. lolhes 17 guaranteed he knows what a condom is. And Yea sure a lot of us have read and understand religious veiw on homosexuality.....Yea...

Naked men in magazine + Boy = Girlfriend
most definately no.
negative.

LMAFO @carrie90 to damn true.

Son has naked men pics, hides from a church that goes--( no do not love somebody to much like you or you go to hell!![ yea..psshh...beats feeling misserable while im here. prettyy damn sure god doesnt like it but he wouldnt fuckin make ppl suffer for all eternity..if you believe in hell.. i dont..but...]) GOOD LUCK TO HER SON!

DUMB PARENT, DUMB HUMAN SIREN WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO. idiot.
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