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RaeofLite · 8th Dec 2009, 12:01 AM

Have you been bad this year? If Santa was to give you a lump of coal, what would the naughty reason(s) be?

8th Dec 2009, 01:40 AM

Oh man. This is totally the start to that holiday-themed porno I just watched.
And right there, you have your answer.

But more seriously, I figure I would get coal in my stalking for procrastinating so much before finals and skipping class. Those are the worst things I did this year.

Doreibo · 8th Dec 2009, 01:59 AM

I'm getting a lump of coal probably because of all the times i laughed at my unco friends for tripping. . .over the book i threw at their feet. . .and on occasion ruffled their hair while they were down.

-Michael- · 8th Dec 2009, 03:25 AM

'tis *

8th Dec 2009, 01:35 PM

Nope, I'm not getting any coal! For once, I've been a very good boy.

SRSLYMARK · 8th Dec 2009, 01:59 PM

For the first time in my life I cheated on a quiz. :0

I've also procrastinated a lot this year. Probably deserve some coal for that.

Katherine · 8th Dec 2009, 03:43 PM

PROCRASTINATION. I apologize for all those Fs, Santa.

Gin Uh Fur · 8th Dec 2009, 03:48 PM

i failed my math class.

i flirted with way too many gay men.

and i harass martin whenever i find the chance, which is mostly 2-6 times a day ^_^

8th Dec 2009, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Michael-

'tis *

Thank you.

(I'm think nasty thoughts at people who use poor grammar. That's why I'd be getting a lump of coal.)

Jjboy · 8th Dec 2009, 04:55 PM

Probably either 1) denying who I really am or 2) laughing at someone when someone else made fun of them, that person in mind, I already said I was sorry to him not long ago lol. So probably #1!

8th Dec 2009, 04:59 PM

I was a rather bad friend, pouring my mess all over somebody I love because I was hurt (really fucking hurt...but that's not the point)

Alas, I have no hot sexy naughtiness to report.

redsapphire · 9th Dec 2009, 02:37 AM

If Santa could see my thoughts I would be getting coal for the next ten years.

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SamAlex728 · 9th Dec 2009, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redsapphire

If Santa could see my thoughts I would be getting coal for the next ten years.

.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Miss Bubbles · 9th Dec 2009, 05:40 AM

I wuld totally get coal for the times i cheated on my ex and all the times i hooked up with my other bf in the school bathrooms.

littledinosaurs · 9th Dec 2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by numfarh

oh Man. This Is Totally The Start To That Holiday-themed Porno I Just Watched.
And Right There, You Have Your Answer.

But More Seriously, I Figure I Would Get Coal In My Stalking For Procrastinating So Much Before Finals And Skipping Class. Those Are The Worst Things I Did This Year.

Yes <3

TroubledRyan · 9th Dec 2009, 12:46 PM

Ima get coal for getting my freinds hopes up

at least she knows know

Camman3 · 10th Dec 2009, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drizzt DoUrden

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Michael-

'tis *

Thank you.

(I'm think nasty thoughts at people who use poor grammar. That's why I'd be getting a lump of coal.)

And in his correction he creates an error of concord >.<... lol!

Let's see.. what have I done wrong?

...

Um... well my ex is getting coal for cheating on me... My best friend is getting coal for being a condescending, hypocritical prick...

I know it's terribly vain, but I don't think I'm getting coal this year

I've been a good boy (just spent 5 minutes looking for a smiley with a halo, but was unsuccessful).

It's thanks to EC a lot, actually... It cheers me up to know that I'm helping people, and when I get intelligent answers. Thanks guys

JB1986 · 10th Dec 2009, 10:35 PM

I have been an *angel* all year! (and that's the story I'll be sticking with.) Santa probably won't be bringing me anny coal. A boyfriend would be nice, though.

Aoifeee · 11th Dec 2009, 04:19 AM

Oh.....

There'll be plenty of coal for the fire this Christmas thanks to me!

Nugget · 11th Dec 2009, 09:37 AM

Let's see... I vandalized Santa's house, drank all his spiked eggnog, got laid with a few of his concubines, threw an elf out of the third-story window... and I stole a couple cookies on the way out.

'Tis the season as per usual, and you can never trust Santa to get what you want.

8th Dec 2009, 01:40 AM	#2
Numfarh Guest Posts: n/a	Re: T'is the season to be naughty Oh man. This is totally the start to that holiday-themed porno I just watched. And right there, you have your answer. But more seriously, I figure I would get coal in my stalking for procrastinating so much before finals and skipping class. Those are the worst things I did this year.

8th Dec 2009, 01:59 AM	#3
Doreibo Quirky Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Still in the closet. . . Location: Sydney, Australia. Age: 20 Posts: 654 Join Date: May 2009	Re: T'is the season to be naughty I'm getting a lump of coal probably because of all the times i laughed at my unco friends for tripping. . .over the book i threw at their feet. . .and on occasion ruffled their hair while they were down. __________________ "Time waits for no one."

8th Dec 2009, 03:25 AM	#4
-Michael- Been gone a while. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: DragonPhoenixLightningAwesome Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Middlesbrough, North-east England Age: 20 Posts: 2,199 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: T'is the season to be naughty 'tis *

8th Dec 2009, 01:35 PM	#5
backtothekitchen Guest Posts: n/a	Re: T'is the season to be naughty Nope, I'm not getting any coal! For once, I've been a very good boy.

8th Dec 2009, 01:59 PM	#6
SRSLYMARK I take pictures Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Chicago Age: 19 Posts: 449 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: T'is the season to be naughty For the first time in my life I cheated on a quiz. :0 I've also procrastinated a lot this year. Probably deserve some coal for that. __________________ ET LES LESBIENNES

8th Dec 2009, 12:01 AM	#1
RaeofLite I've got the moves like Jagger Full Member Gender: ♀ Orientation: Sapphicly inclined Out Status: My closet is for clothes! Location: BC, Canada Age: 23 Posts: 3,111 Join Date: Apr 2009	T'is the season to be naughty Have you been bad this year? If Santa was to give you a lump of coal, what would the naughty reason(s) be? __________________ People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." -Bonnie Jean Wasmund (and the lesbians)

8th Dec 2009, 03:43 PM	#7
Katherine Professional Cuddler Full Member Gender: 75% female Orientation: 110% gay Out Status: 98% out Location: The land of rednecks and pine trees (Georgia) Age: 19 Posts: 1,745 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: T'is the season to be naughty PROCRASTINATION. I apologize for all those Fs, Santa. __________________ Overly emotional five-foot-tall vegetarian gamer girl who procrastinates way too much. Loves food, art, cats, and making people smile.

8th Dec 2009, 03:48 PM	#8
Gin Uh Fur Banned Gender: Female Orientation: Heterosexual Lesbian Out Status: all the way out. Location: Virginia Age: 24 Posts: 406 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: T'is the season to be naughty i failed my math class. i flirted with way too many gay men. and i harass martin whenever i find the chance, which is mostly 2-6 times a day ^_^

8th Dec 2009, 04:55 PM	#10
Jjboy Young and powerful. Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Some people Age: 17 Posts: 26 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: T'is the season to be naughty Probably either 1) denying who I really am or 2) laughing at someone when someone else made fun of them, that person in mind, I already said I was sorry to him not long ago lol. So probably #1!

8th Dec 2009, 04:59 PM	#11
MissNomer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: T'is the season to be naughty I was a rather bad friend, pouring my mess all over somebody I love because I was hurt (really fucking hurt...but that's not the point) Alas, I have no hot sexy naughtiness to report.

9th Dec 2009, 02:37 AM	#12
redsapphire EC's resident witch Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Wow Mama Out Status: most except family Location: Bonny Lingland Age: 20 Posts: 877 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: T'is the season to be naughty If Santa could see my thoughts I would be getting coal for the next ten years.. __________________ *Don't Bend, Don't Break, Baby Don't Back Down...*

9th Dec 2009, 05:40 AM	#14
Miss Bubbles EC Addict Full Member Gender: confused on some levels Orientation: of the homosexual persuation. Out Status: So out im in Location: Indiana Age: 19 Posts: 1,037 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: T'is the season to be naughty I wuld totally get coal for the times i cheated on my ex and all the times i hooked up with my other bf in the school bathrooms. __________________ A Dialogue my besty made up in first period: Oh this reminds me of the time joan rivers made that fatal mistake: Oh apples how I hunger for youuuuu. "Joan Don't Touch those!" -bite- -hiss- 'Joan you and adam are cast out of heaven!!!!'-- Ashley D.

9th Dec 2009, 12:46 PM	#16
TroubledRyan Don't fix what isn't broken! Full Member Gender: 8===D Orientation: 8==D+8==D=Me!!! Out Status: Everyone knows, hard not to. Location: New Mexico Age: 18 Posts: 1,985 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: T'is the season to be naughty Ima get coal for getting my freinds hopes up at least she knows know __________________ Just close your eyes, the sun is going down. You'll be all right, no one can hurt you now. The morning light, you and I will be safe and sound.

11th Dec 2009, 04:19 AM	#19
Aoifeee Well Known Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lezbot! Out Status: I was never "in". I just don't like people knowing Location: Ireland Posts: 172 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: T'is the season to be naughty Oh..... There'll be plenty of coal for the fire this Christmas thanks to me!

11th Dec 2009, 09:37 AM	#20
Nugget No Artificial Preservatives Regular Member Gender: Female Location: Northeast Posts: 389 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: T'is the season to be naughty Let's see... I vandalized Santa's house, drank all his spiked eggnog, got laid with a few of his concubines, threw an elf out of the third-story window... and I stole a couple cookies on the way out. 'Tis the season as per usual, and you can never trust Santa to get what you want.

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