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ANightDude · 19th Dec 2009, 09:27 AM

Anyone else LOVE this site? It's a spinoff of FML.
Usually its pretty funny.

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Today, I found out that the guy from the 'freecreditreport.com' commercials isn't singing but actually lip-synching. Apparently, he has a heavy French-Canadian accent. I felt like part of me died inside. MLIA.

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Today, I cooked some egg rolls. As they were cooking I read the box. It said "no added MSG except for small amount" and "no preservatives added except for small amount." I was amused by the box's poor attempt at lying. MLIA.

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Today, in my history class, we wrote down our life goal on a piece of paper, and my professor would chose someone who he thought was on the best track and they would get to choose some candy. Most kids picked to be a teacher or a lawyer. Mine was to get my coins on farmville to equal 123,456. I chose a snickers bar. MLIA

Gin Uh Fur · 19th Dec 2009, 10:26 AM

MLIA is far better than FML.

true story i tried to get one posted of me asking martin to marry him.

im still waiting for it to show up. :]

fallendream · 19th Dec 2009, 10:56 AM

im on it right now

its my ec coverup page.

joss22 · 19th Dec 2009, 11:24 AM

MLIA is basically my entertainment every day after school. I got a bunch of other people hooked on it as well.

Greggers · 19th Dec 2009, 11:25 AM

averagewizard.com

Much. Better.

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Today it was extremely foggy and so naturally I commented to my mum about how we should prepare to defend ourselves from the dementors. She said not to worry, our patronus was here, and pointed out the window at a light-up reindeer that was on our lawn. I feel much safer now.

kettleoffish · 19th Dec 2009, 01:28 PM

YES! second favourite website, of all time.

GMH>MLIA>FML

19th Dec 2009, 02:17 PM

These are all good sites for those moments when you have nothing to do.

Greggers · 19th Dec 2009, 02:28 PM

GMH makes me depressed. So much of it is about terminally ill people and horrible pasts. I dont get it at ALL.

fallendream · 19th Dec 2009, 02:34 PM

someone explain the funny in this?;
Today, I found out that the police arrested my parents for abusing me. Who's going to be my new guardian? My 25-year-old brother, whom I haven't seen in 7 years. He reported them, and is keeping his promise of coming back to save me. I love you, B. You GMH

Gin Uh Fur · 19th Dec 2009, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fallendream

someone explain the funny in this?;
Today, I found out that the police arrested my parents for abusing me. Who's going to be my new guardian? My 25-year-old brother, whom I haven't seen in 7 years. He reported them, and is keeping his promise of coming back to save me. I love you, B. You GMH

i dont think its meant to be funny

ANightDude · 27th Dec 2009, 12:28 AM

Haven't heard of GMH before. What's it stand for?

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Today i saw a bike gang. On unicycles. MLIA

Phantasma · 27th Dec 2009, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fallendream

someone explain the funny in this?;
Today, I found out that the police arrested my parents for abusing me. Who's going to be my new guardian? My 25-year-old brother, whom I haven't seen in 7 years. He reported them, and is keeping his promise of coming back to save me. I love you, B. You GMH

It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be inspiring. GMH stands for Gives Me Hope. The submissions on that website aren't meant to be comical.

ANightDude · 27th Dec 2009, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Phantasma

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Originally Posted by fallendream

someone explain the funny in this?;
Today, I found out that the police arrested my parents for abusing me. Who's going to be my new guardian? My 25-year-old brother, whom I haven't seen in 7 years. He reported them, and is keeping his promise of coming back to save me. I love you, B. You GMH

It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be inspiring. GMH stands for Gives Me Hope. The submissions on that website aren't meant to be comical.

Reminds me of MLIG. My Life Is Great is from the makes of MLIA.
MyLifeIsG.com.
It's really good. I read it for hours and hours. I loved it, it's a bit more light hearted than GMH I assume...

28th Dec 2009, 12:41 AM

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Today, I went to take a shower. As I was taking off my clothes, I realized I was wearing two pairs of underwear. I still don't know how this happened. MLIA

love it.

ANightDude · 28th Dec 2009, 02:15 PM

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Today, while driving, I passed a sign saying "If you lived here, you would be home now." MLIA

Perfect.

**Corny** · 28th Dec 2009, 02:24 PM

Sadly MLIA is the epitome of internet fake stories ..

Still a few good ones in between though

Meii · 28th Dec 2009, 02:25 PM

I didn't even know this place existed XD But it's amazing!

ANightDude · 28th Dec 2009, 02:28 PM

Well they certainly seem less fake, or they have been recently.

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Today, I saw Santa at the mall. I went up and asked for two inches in height. He told me to buy heels. MLIA

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Today, I was watching the movie Juno. In one of the scenes, she was in school and the bell rang. I got up and was halfway across the room before I realized I wasn't at school. MLIA

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Today, my dad asked me if they deliver emails on Sundays. MLIA

ANightDude · 29th Dec 2009, 12:45 AM

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Today, I came across an Amish Dating Website. MLIA

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Today, I called a hotel that claimed they accepted all types of pets. After a half an hour debate with the manager, I will be having my horse in the room with me. MLIA

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Yesterday, I was alone in the basement, and decided to go upstairs. I walked over to the light switch, turned it off, then hurried up the stairs as fast as possible because I felt as if I was being watched. MLIA.

Some of the better ones today.

Katherine · 29th Dec 2009, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ANightDude

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Yesterday, I was alone in the basement, and decided to go upstairs. I walked over to the light switch, turned it off, then hurried up the stairs as fast as possible because I felt as if I was being watched. MLIA.

I actually do that all the time.

19th Dec 2009, 10:26 AM	#2
Gin Uh Fur Banned Gender: Female Orientation: Heterosexual Lesbian Out Status: all the way out. Location: Virginia Age: 24 Posts: 406 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: My Life Is Average MLIA is far better than FML. true story i tried to get one posted of me asking martin to marry him. im still waiting for it to show up. :]

19th Dec 2009, 10:56 AM	#3
fallendream EC Addict Full Member Gender: manlyman, hwar! Orientation: i have a floppy wrist? Out Status: i left aslan... Age: 17 Posts: 945 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: My Life Is Average im on it right now its my ec coverup page.

19th Dec 2009, 11:24 AM	#4
joss22 Toasty Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to two friends Location: Massachusetts Age: 20 Posts: 286 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: My Life Is Average MLIA is basically my entertainment every day after school. I got a bunch of other people hooked on it as well. __________________ ? + ! = ‽ & ؟♥?

19th Dec 2009, 01:28 PM	#6
kettleoffish new avatar time! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but parents.. for now. Location: Scotland Age: 18 Posts: 1,045 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: My Life Is Average YES! second favourite website, of all time. GMH>MLIA>FML __________________ ~~There is no way to peace; peace is the way.~~ --A. J. Muste

19th Dec 2009, 02:17 PM	#7
Jiggles Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My Life Is Average These are all good sites for those moments when you have nothing to do.

19th Dec 2009, 02:28 PM	#8
Greggers Sunshine & Optimism ...also Angels. Full Member Gender: Theatre Queen Orientation: Disco Sticks Out Status: Everyone and a few more Location: BC, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 3,528 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: My Life Is Average GMH makes me depressed. So much of it is about terminally ill people and horrible pasts. I dont get it at ALL. __________________ "It's a male duck."

19th Dec 2009, 02:34 PM	#9
fallendream EC Addict Full Member Gender: manlyman, hwar! Orientation: i have a floppy wrist? Out Status: i left aslan... Age: 17 Posts: 945 Join Date: Jan 2009	Re: My Life Is Average someone explain the funny in this?; Today, I found out that the police arrested my parents for abusing me. Who's going to be my new guardian? My 25-year-old brother, whom I haven't seen in 7 years. He reported them, and is keeping his promise of coming back to save me. I love you, B. You GMH __________________ [seanathon] 1:09 am: You think I'm not naked? [seanathon] 1:09 am: I've got an ice pack tied to my head using socks.

28th Dec 2009, 02:24 PM	#16
Corny Administrators EC Tech Admin Gender: Male Location: Germany (old europe) Age: 30 Posts: 799 Join Date: Dec 2004	Re: My Life Is Average Sadly MLIA is the epitome of internet fake stories .. Still a few good ones in between though

28th Dec 2009, 02:25 PM	#17
Meii The Alice in a Wonderland Regular Member Gender: Third Gender Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Only one or two really know, only one understands Location: My own little world Age: 22 Posts: 46 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: My Life Is Average I didn't even know this place existed XD But it's amazing! __________________ Judge all you want, we're all going to die someday..... I just intend to deserve it.

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