weird things

My friends and I thought it was a great idea to go sledding a few weeks ago. Thing is, there isn't a lot of snow in MN, just a lot of ice. So we decided to go sledding down a hill of ice (and even the shattered saucers at the bottom of the hill couldn't stop us!). Needless to say, it was a painful 2 hours, but totally worth it.

 

I do this everyday:

My dog (Bou) will NOT eat or drink out of his dog dishes. So i have to just put his food on the tile floor, if i don't he will sit by the dish and cry. And as far as his water goes, he jumps into our bathtub and cries for someone to come turn on th water so he can drink from it. I don't know why, i just go along with it.

 

a while back, my friend had a little motorized scooter that went 15 miles an hour at top speed and it only has a battery of about 45 minutes, so we thought we should go on an "adventure" on it, so we went from school to my house, which is about 20 minutes driving, well the scooter broke about 5 minutes into the ride and we had to walk to my house, it took an hour and a half, at 1 in the morning, when it was 30 degrees, it was awesome haha

 

When I was 5 my friend convinced of if you hit something with the exact middle of your head, it wouldn't hurt because your brain would just bounce you back off the obstacle. I can testify that this isn't true, and will result in concussion, and scaring.

 

Not sexual? No story time?... lol kidding (i'd rather not share my stories )

Well today I managed to walk out of class five minutes for the bell. We were switching rooms and I had a very blonde moment. After I realized what I did I was already half way across the school
Apparently my teacher didn't notice.

 

My roomates and I drove from our college (in Central Minnesota) to San Diego, California for spring break last year. We took all of our midterms on Thursday and left campus at 4pm..In a blizzard. I began driving, and not too surprising, made it to the Iowa border in only about 3 hours, even though southern Minnesota counties apparently do not plow the Interstate. We were somewhere between the MN-IA border and Ames when we hit a patch of ice, spun out, and went into the ditch. We got back on the road in no time, car completely unharmed.

In Ames, we switched drivers, and so I got to sleep through the rest of Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, and part of Oklahoma (we had breakfast in Oklahoma City before I started to drive again). We drove across Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona before heading north to Las Vegas (Nevada). That's where we spent Friday night..All 4 of us have been taking turns driving, on and off, and being that we decided it was best to sleep in the car while it was being driven rather than waste precious time at a hotel. We hit up the strip, but were too tired to accept the free alcohol the casinos give out.

Early the next morning, we hit the road again, and by Saturday afternoon, we were in sunny, warm, Southern California and had quite possibly the best spring break ever.

In an effort to save time, we took a more northern route on the way back..Going through Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska, South Dakota, and back into Minnesota. Bad idea!! On the way home, we didn't have any stops planned at all, but after an ice-covered overpass and fog in western Nebraska (near Chappell) caused my car to be totaled in the pre-dawn hours, we had to wait for the sun to come up, as one of my headlights plus my dashboard lights were out. Luckily, no one was hurt and the car was still driveable since we were only going 20 mph at the time due to the weather.

68 hours total in a car (34 hours each way), slightly over 4,000 miles, and $411 gas, plus $70 for the Vegas hotel, and a few incidental costs (ie, alcohol, cover charges, and SeaWorld)...And the cost difference between my new(er) car and the $4,000 from insurance for my old one...New car has 100,000 less miles on it..So all in all, I say it was worth it.. One crazy week, but one heck of a story to tell. Now, the only thing is...When my child(ren) announce they want to drive somewhere crazy for spring break when they are in college, who am I to tell them they can't do it?

 

Well..living in nevada gives a lot of oppertunities..one thing i've done (on many many many occasions) is chase dust devils and sometimes run into them..a few times I actually got lifted up a few feet and dropped (scary but extremely fun..wont stop me) ..actually gonna chase tornados for a hobby (no i wont run into those..lol)

 

the stupidest thing iv ever done would be running down the stairs, tripping into the window and knocking over a plant pot. the pot fell to the bottom of the stairs and smashed. i tried to walk away from the window but tripped and landed on the broken plant pot lol i now have an inch long scar in my left wrist, the ceramic shard missed a major vein/artery (dunno which) by roughly a millimetre, and i it wouldve been that millimetre closer i would been dead by the got time i got to the hospital - i am very lucky guy =]

 

you know how you in high school you have a group of friends that do stupid things and you wanna do the same stupid thing they did?

well thats what happened to me, me and my friends always eat outside and we have the most intresting/perverted/weird conversations well one day all of us are outside eating and one of the guys tells us that its impossible to sallow cinnamon raw so all of us look at him with this look like what the freak. so us being stupid us we try proving him wrong I think there were three people that did that was the worst experience ever the minute I put it in my mouth and sallowed it I thought my thorat was was gonna close up and it went through my nose it was seriously horrible I dont reccomend anyone try this its the weirdest thing I've ever done

 

well one time in music class the teacher was having a singing session with a few people and me and 2 friends were sooo bored, so us being idiots cut up an eraser until the pieces were about half a cm wide, so there we had a bunch of small eraser pieces and what better to do than snort them, yes snort them...

so we each took like 5 pieces put them on our hands and 1.2.3.GO!...
yeah so after about ten minutes of picking bits of eraser out of our noses my friend goes *ughh i can feel it going down my throat*, hilarious when its someone else but 5 minutes later its happening to me, yeah so possibly the stupidest thing I've done...so far

 

I've got a good one. I didn't actually do this, but some girls in my sister's class did. They (in the privacy of a car parked near the high school) used a rather large needle to pierce each other's tongues (using only flame sterilization, from a lighter) and put the studs from the first girl's original piercing (which was done professionally) in the hole.

 

You and Adam.... are COMPLETE idiots. I basically had to revive him in Spanish, which was next class. Then again ...the dip-dap incident
It looks so ... snortable.