So I just got the following spam e-mail in my inbox; This raises a couple of points. 1. I just went into the kitchen and checked, and yes, the one remaining banana is more than long enough. 2. You think my banana is long enough? How the heck would you know? 3. I don't do girls. /conversation about my banana.
Hey, I'll show you my banana if you'll show me your, uh, well, duh, your grapefruit? I'm such a chicken. No, I'm too old to be chicken. Uh, this got confusing right quick.
Just to prove how much of an uber-nerd I am, the first thing I thought when I saw the e-mail was how bad these guys were at marketing. First you set up the problem (banana not long enough, unhappy companion), and then you tell me that you think mine's fine. So why should I buy your product then??
Because you're not supposed to take their word for it. You're secretly insecure about your banana, so you deflect their compliment. That is the greatest pickup line ever! :lol: ----- I think my banana is more than adequate to please the ladies. I mean, really, look at this guy. ANYONE would find him awesome: (!)
they should have been all "does your girl laugh at your plantain? well upgrade to a banana, and slip her a pleasent surprise up her coconut.
I don't know why they are talking about fruit when referencing being with a girl. I thought gay guys were the fruity ones(!)
Bananas... don't they use those when making Twinkies? Cream filled Twinkies are one of my favorite treats. Gee, I'd like to eat one now.
