Write your epic fail for the day.

i fail to come out to my friends...

 

I fail at checking EC when I'm supposed to be working.

 

I was sitting in the middle of class and I went to say "Woohoo!"

I however cannot hear anything because of an ear infection in both ears. I ended up (as was described to me) making a gargled, as if I were drowning and crying, "WAAAH!" sound.

The entire class stopped and laughed quite openly at me. It twas horribly embarrassing.

 

Hmmmm, even in my obsessions I fail to be original :dry:

 

I was running and fell... managed to do in my knee and two fingers so now I can't walk or write... great

 

didn't write a speak for spanish that i have to present in a few hours

 

I managed to semi-trip myself over a chair and then hit my hip into it.

 

I was born.

 

Today I am failing to pick myself up off the ground and energetically Try Try Try one more time.

I need a

 

Main Easter worship service in 2000. Swinging the thurible (incense pot) over the choir and the towards the altar. Somehow, the thurible pauses at the top of the arc and 4 pieces of red hot charcoal fall out onto the altar steps. The new carpet started smoldering as serves leaped forward to scoop up the charcoal with bulletins and the sleeves of their robes. All I could do was stand there with my mouth open trying not to laugh into the microphone.

 

I had to walk out on the last 15 minutes of my health class because the teacher was speaking about the anatomy and function of the heart, and that is a sensitive subject right now in the midsts of a great deal of stress and anxiety, and I started having panic attacks and had to lie down.

 

the same as every other day; not talking to him...

 

Car broke down, had to wait an hour for the AA to come fix it, nearly ran over one of my classmates, exam results still haven't come out when they were supposed to a week ago, and I missed work due to the car fiasco, Uni tutor sending me an email about threatening to 'exclude me from the academic program' FAIL FAIL FAIL

 

AND I just spent ages writing a well thought out sensitive and detailed post in the thread about being overweight in the H&W area and chip closed it in the time between me starting and posting. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

 

Walking into a sliding glass door.

 

Having to call up a mortgage person i've been dealing with and tell her i decided to go with another bank instead. Not so much a fail on my part because i went for the best deal.. more a fail on her part, she had a complete strop on the phone asking why i hadn't thought to call her? she failed at being an adult and a business woman all at the same time.

 

i asked my teacher for a thesaurus when i had a dictionary and she closed the dictionary and it said dictionary and thesaurus on it.

 

lost my English paper translated a story wrong and fell up the stairs not once not twice not even 3 times but four frkin times but on the upside a real cutie helped me up one of the times lol:eusa_clap

 

Almost ripped the shower curtain when sliding on a slippery floor.