homophobic fails

[Connor22]

has anyone tried to be rude or homophobic or something like that but epic failed somehow? like today a guy walked up to me and shouts "an ass is a one way system" then turned around and walked down the hallway shouting that at the top of his voice, it was really funny

[padre411]

I'm not out enough to have such an experience. I find it ironic that his insult applies very nicely as a self-description.

[Apocalypte]

On another forum I post on, I got into an argument with someone about the role of women in the Catholic church, someone described women priests as being akin to "spiritual lesbianism".

My response? "Hawt".

[malachite]

Someone once tried the: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Evan.
To which I replied: You believe in creationism despite all the evidence against it, I mean even the Pope admits the evidence of evolution. So, your going to base your belief on a fairy tale (no pun intended).

[Beachboi92]

if that guy had said that to me i would have replied "and you obviously embody that idea"

[joeyconnick]

Originally Posted by Connor22

has anyone tried to be rude or homophobic or something like that but epic failed somehow? like today a guy walked up to me and shouts "an ass is a one way system" then turned around and walked down the hallway shouting that at the top of his voice, it was really funny

That is HILARIOUS! It's like... if you go around shouting that, you pretty much sounda kinda gay.

[RaeofLite]

...Well I outted myself to a classmate, saying "I hung out with my girlfriend and she stayed the night."
"Don't you mean your boyfriend?"
*Me grinning* "No. I mean my girlfriend."
Another classmate laughed at the guys reaction.
"I don't get it... How does *vagina motion* go with *vagina motion*
Me: "Some people are attracted to the same sex, others aren't."

I guess it's not really homophobic but more like an eyeopener for him.


At a party:
This girl: "So... you're like... a lesbian?"
Me: "yes.."
Girl: "Cool..." *inches away*
Me: "I'm not contagious. And I'm not going to hit on you. Don't flatter yourself."
Her: *bitchy look*
Me: "Excuse me. I have to go make out with my girlfriend."

At another party me and my girlfriend had to use the washroom. There was already a guy in there so we figured we'd chat him up. He was preening in the mirror.
He went to leave, and I went to close the door.
Him: "Why do girls always go tot he washroom together?"
Me: "It's just what we do."
*we both pushed it closed*
Him: "You're fags!!"
Me and my gf at the same time: "Yes we are!"

[Johnnieguy]

Originally Posted by malachite

Someone once tried the: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Evan.
To which I replied: You believe in creationism despite all the evidence against it, I mean even the Pope admits the evidence of evolution. So, your going to base your belief on a fairy tale (no pun intended).

Haha, I probably would've said "Don't you mean God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve? If you're going to insult me, at least do it the right way!"

[Owen]

Originally Posted by RaeofLite

At a party:
This girl: "So... you're like... a lesbian?"
Me: "yes.."
Girl: "Cool..." *inches away*
Me: "I'm not contagious. And I'm not going to hit on you. Don't flatter yourself."
Her: *bitchy look*
Me: "Excuse me. I have to go make out with my girlfriend."

This isn't really a fail so much as me shutting down a bigot, but I find it humorous none-the-less. Once I was walking up the stairs of my high school with two of my friends and we were conversing when I heard someone in the crowd behind me say, "Owen takes it up the ass." Without pause or hesitation, I turned around to face the general direction from which the insult came from and said, "And what if I do?" No response came after that, and my friends got a real kick out of it.

[Daniel]

Originally Posted by RaeofLite

At a party:
This girl: "So... you're like... a lesbian?"
Me: "yes.."
Girl: "Cool..." *inches away*
Me: "I'm not contagious. And I'm not going to hit on you. Don't flatter yourself."
Her: *bitchy look*
Me: "Excuse me. I have to go make out with my girlfriend."

AMAZING!

During my senior year in a hallway;
Bigot shouts: "You're gay!"
Me shouting back: "Yeah, your point?" *raise eyebrow*
Bigot looking like he is taking a poo: "Um..."
Bigot walks away confused.

[Chip]

Originally Posted by Gamer am I

Without pause or hesitation, I turned around to face the general direction from which the insult came from and said, "And what if I do?" No response came after that, and my friends got a real kick out of it.

Absolutely brilliant. When people respond the way you did, there's really no response that can be offered up. A friend has been known to say things like "Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it" and then give a sexy smile, but that can actually be dangerous, so I don't generally reecommend it. He's an imposing enough guy that he can get away with it