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The Troll Story

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gkacarl, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. gkacarl

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    True story,
    one of my sister's friends works at a retirement home and there's this women who works there who has a son who's 18/19 and he's mentally handicapped. one day he starts calling her at work saying "mommy, i caught the troll, he's in the closet." and the mom just tells him to show her when she gets home. well, he calls her like 15 times, so she gets the sheriff who lives near her house to go see what he's talking about. so he gets inside and goes in his room and there was a bed and a dresser pushed up against the closet door, and he hears sounds coming out of it. well, he opens the closet, and standing there is a jehova's witness midget!:lol: he had stopped at the house and apparently the kid had picked him up and put him in the closet :icon_bigg:eusa_clap
     
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    Lol! Wtf!
     
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    How terribly random. Haha!
     
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    That. Is. GOLD!
     
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    That's a good one.
     
  6. gaz83

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    haha i loved that. teaches a lesson to not go bug someone at their house.
     
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    well at least he came out (oh yes I used that pun)
     
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    his god never helped him.
     
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    LOL, that one had me in stitches,:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

    Brilliant story.
     
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    Lol nice. :slight_smile:
     
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    Hey the kid knew what to do with people like that haha
     
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    The fuck
     
  14. Swamp56

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    It may be funny as hell (at least to me), but I feel sorry for the dwarf.
     
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    no comment...
     
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    I think I love you now :3
    EPIC LOL
     
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    It's almost too funny to be true!