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4th Apr 2010, 09:27 PM

True story,
one of my sister's friends works at a retirement home and there's this women who works there who has a son who's 18/19 and he's mentally handicapped. one day he starts calling her at work saying "mommy, i caught the troll, he's in the closet." and the mom just tells him to show her when she gets home. well, he calls her like 15 times, so she gets the sheriff who lives near her house to go see what he's talking about. so he gets inside and goes in his room and there was a bed and a dresser pushed up against the closet door, and he hears sounds coming out of it. well, he opens the closet, and standing there is a jehova's witness midget!

he had stopped at the house and apparently the kid had picked him up and put him in the closet

kv88 · 4th Apr 2010, 10:24 PM

Lol! Wtf!

Grottodude · 4th Apr 2010, 10:46 PM

How terribly random. Haha!

KittyBoy · 5th Apr 2010, 02:26 AM

That. Is. GOLD!

Absentminded · 5th Apr 2010, 03:24 AM

That's a good one.

5th Apr 2010, 04:19 AM

haha i loved that. teaches a lesson to not go bug someone at their house.

Connor22 · 5th Apr 2010, 04:27 AM

well at least he came out (oh yes I used that pun)

Austin · 5th Apr 2010, 04:35 AM

Just Adam · 5th Apr 2010, 05:11 AM

his god never helped him.

redsapphire · 5th Apr 2010, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor22

well at least he came out (oh yes I used that pun)

LOL, that one had me in stitches,

Brilliant story.

adam88 · 5th Apr 2010, 10:39 AM

Lol nice.

xCrazyInsanity · 5th Apr 2010, 10:44 AM

Hey the kid knew what to do with people like that haha

Ty · 5th Apr 2010, 11:25 AM

The fuck

Swamp56 · 5th Apr 2010, 11:40 AM

It may be funny as hell (at least to me), but I feel sorry for the dwarf.

5th Apr 2010, 01:58 PM

Spit Fire · 5th Apr 2010, 04:05 PM

haha nice

Taurusguy92 · 5th Apr 2010, 04:56 PM

no comment...

Woot · 7th Apr 2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiotPoofBrandon

I think I love you now :3
EPIC LOL

Daniel · 8th Apr 2010, 04:58 AM

It's almost too funny to be true!

4th Apr 2010, 09:27 PM	#1
gkacarl Guest Posts: n/a	The Troll Story True story, one of my sister's friends works at a retirement home and there's this women who works there who has a son who's 18/19 and he's mentally handicapped. one day he starts calling her at work saying "mommy, i caught the troll, he's in the closet." and the mom just tells him to show her when she gets home. well, he calls her like 15 times, so she gets the sheriff who lives near her house to go see what he's talking about. so he gets inside and goes in his room and there was a bed and a dresser pushed up against the closet door, and he hears sounds coming out of it. well, he opens the closet, and standing there is a jehova's witness midget! he had stopped at the house and apparently the kid had picked him up and put him in the closet

4th Apr 2010, 10:24 PM	#2
kv88 Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Mostly, if someone ask I will tell the truth. Location: AK Age: 23 Posts: 155 Join Date: Feb 2010	Re: The Troll Story Lol! Wtf!

4th Apr 2010, 10:46 PM	#3
Grottodude The Linguistic Savant Full Member Gender: ♂ Orientation: ♂+♂=<3 Out Status: Everyone! =D Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada Age: 21 Posts: 185 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: The Troll Story How terribly random. Haha! __________________ "Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin'." - Mother Mother "Verbatim"

5th Apr 2010, 02:26 AM	#4
KittyBoy Kitty! (=｀ω´=) Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 3,479 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The Troll Story That. Is. GOLD! __________________ Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ~Judy Garland

5th Apr 2010, 03:24 AM	#5
Absentminded EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: I'm a ladies kind of guy ;) Out Status: I flirt in public. Take a guess ;) Location: Vermont Age: 19 Posts: 546 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The Troll Story That's a good one.

5th Apr 2010, 04:19 AM	#6
gaz83 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Troll Story haha i loved that. teaches a lesson to not go bug someone at their house.

5th Apr 2010, 04:27 AM	#7
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: The Troll Story well at least he came out (oh yes I used that pun) __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

5th Apr 2010, 04:35 AM	#8
Austin Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people in my life. Location: Orange County, California, USA Age: 19 Posts: 1,790 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: The Troll Story haha __________________ Can I sail through the changing ocean tides, can I handle the seasons of my life?

5th Apr 2010, 05:11 AM	#9
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: The Troll Story his god never helped him. __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

5th Apr 2010, 10:39 AM	#11
adam88 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual. Or bi. Same thing. Out Status: Yes. Location: Toronto, Canada Age: 30 Posts: 797 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: The Troll Story Lol nice. __________________ --Brendan A coming out is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is it early. You come out precisely when you mean to. -not Gandalf

5th Apr 2010, 10:44 AM	#12
xCrazyInsanity Gay, no. Fabulous, totally. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: All BUT family Location: South-East Pennsylvania Age: 17 Posts: 750 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: The Troll Story Hey the kid knew what to do with people like that haha __________________ This is love, this is not treason.

5th Apr 2010, 11:25 AM	#13
Ty Mints ribbed for her pleasure Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oxford, t'South, UK Age: 19 Posts: 305 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: The Troll Story The fuck __________________ Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

5th Apr 2010, 11:40 AM	#14
Swamp56 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Boston, MA Age: 21 Posts: 2,166 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The Troll Story It may be funny as hell (at least to me), but I feel sorry for the dwarf. __________________

5th Apr 2010, 01:58 PM	#15
RiotPoofBrandon Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Troll Story

5th Apr 2010, 04:05 PM	#16
Spit Fire SpitInTheFire Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: My mom and a few friends. Location: In a fire. Posts: 73 Join Date: Mar 2010	Re: The Troll Story haha nice __________________ Spit Fire Pride!

5th Apr 2010, 04:56 PM	#17
Taurusguy92 EC's Cascada Fanboy Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I'm tired of trying to label myself Out Status: Some people Age: 20 Posts: 783 Join Date: Jan 2010	Re: The Troll Story no comment... __________________ "If thou live according to nature, thou wilt never be poor; if according to the opinions of the world, thou wilt never be rich." Author: Seneca

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8th Apr 2010, 04:58 AM	#19
Daniel the great cheese danish Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Buffalo, NY Age: 21 Posts: 2,874 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: The Troll Story It's almost too funny to be true! __________________ "Nobody can teach me who I am, who can describe parts of me, but who I am and what I need, these are things I have to find out myself." - Chunua Achebe