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British Lad · 14th Apr 2010, 03:36 AM

I was were the perfect place for sleeping with your parter is.

Ty · 14th Apr 2010, 03:51 AM

I don't think that sentence makes sense... do you mean 'I was wondering where' ?

Also, I don't think there's necessarily a perfect place. I've done it in a fair few spots and all have been fun. Naturally there are more comfortable places to do it though... I don't reccomend the back of a car.

British Lad · 14th Apr 2010, 03:55 AM

i meant to say I was woundering were the perfect place for sleeping with your parter is

jazzyspazzy · 14th Apr 2010, 04:22 AM

oh dear, i think u mean wondering where the perfect place for sleeping with your partner is.

NickT · 14th Apr 2010, 04:26 AM

Grammar aside, I'm a big privacy freak. I'd have to do it in a bedroom.

ok455 · 14th Apr 2010, 04:34 AM

I had sex in some wild places but i have to say the privacy of the bedroom is the best place you have nothing to worry about anyone bothering you etc.

Darkwing65 · 14th Apr 2010, 06:24 AM

Beds are made for sleeping.... but we're not talking about sleeping, are we?

Steve · 14th Apr 2010, 06:29 AM

bedroom #1 othe room #2

forrest ok so you get poked in the butt by twigs ? beach youll get sand where ya dont want em in the water those jealous jllyfish will be mean and the plains oh nice to bad the rocky earth aint comfterble

British Lad · 14th Apr 2010, 06:33 AM

plain is a grassy field in the middle of known were and nobody is going to find you.

Miss Bubbles · 14th Apr 2010, 06:41 AM

I chose other because any public place where you may get caught just bucks my bronco better than at home lol

Just Adam · 14th Apr 2010, 07:21 AM

bed no matter where it is...
intimacy is important.

**Meropspusillus** · 14th Apr 2010, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by British Lad

plain is a grassy field in the middle of known were and nobody is going to find you.

Except the ticks.

British Lad · 14th Apr 2010, 08:35 AM

kettleoffish · 14th Apr 2010, 09:41 AM

I'd have to say field. I've done bed, other room and forest (and public park, but let's not go into that), to varying degrees of success, but I'd say a deserted field where you wouldn't be found could be unbelievably romantic.

I hear bad things about beaches and sand getting *places* though.

Just Adam · 14th Apr 2010, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kettleoffish

I'd have to say field. I've done bed, other room and forest (and public park, but let's not go into that), to varying degrees of success, but I'd say a deserted field where you wouldn't be found could be unbelievably romantic.

I hear bad things about beaches and sand getting *places* though.

beaches are overrated, sand gets in you and takes weeks to get out, the sun burns your ass the water soaks you , the seaweed traps you the gulls peck you , and the jelly fish sting your balls

....not to mention crabs after worms.... >.>

**TheEdend** · 14th Apr 2010, 10:04 AM

^^ sounds romantic enough haha xD

For sex, I would pick the bed.
I love gettign BJs in public though xD something about it all haha

malachite · 14th Apr 2010, 10:05 AM

Shower is always a good place

RaeofLite · 14th Apr 2010, 11:47 AM

I'm kind've curious why this wasn't put in the Anonymous section. I'm sure you would have gotten more responses then. lol

British Lad · 14th Apr 2010, 12:14 PM

hEy this was moved here i put it in the heath section and they moved it. lol

Emberstone · 14th Apr 2010, 12:23 PM

at the sample sheds at the home depot!!!!!!!!

View Poll Results: Best Place to sleep with your Boyfriend (or girlfriend)
At home (in the Bedroom)	29	58.00%
At home (any other room)	3	6.00%
On the beach (or in the water)	6	12.00%
In a forrest	5	10.00%
In an open field	4	8.00%
Other (please say)	3	6.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

14th Apr 2010, 03:55 AM	#3
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: The perfect place to get laid i meant to say I was woundering were the perfect place for sleeping with your parter is __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

14th Apr 2010, 04:22 AM	#4
jazzyspazzy Esto quad es - be yourself!!! Full Member Gender: Tomboy Orientation: Guys, girls who look like guys, genderqueer people Out Status: Anyone who looks at my facebook profile Location: Somerset Age: 17 Posts: 295 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: The perfect place to get laid oh dear, i think u mean wondering where the perfect place for sleeping with your partner is. __________________ Be the change you wish to see in the world - Mahatma Gandhi

14th Apr 2010, 04:26 AM	#5
NickT Mr. Grammar Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Kentucky Posts: 985 Join Date: Sep 2009	Re: The perfect place to get laid Grammar aside, I'm a big privacy freak. I'd have to do it in a bedroom. __________________ Gay Pride!

14th Apr 2010, 04:34 AM	#6
ok455 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Can't tell L!O!L Age: 24 Posts: 437 Join Date: May 2005	Re: The perfect place to get laid I had sex in some wild places but i have to say the privacy of the bedroom is the best place you have nothing to worry about anyone bothering you etc. __________________ http://209.50.252.116/smile.gif

14th Apr 2010, 03:36 AM	#1
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	The perfect place to get laid I was were the perfect place for sleeping with your parter is. __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

14th Apr 2010, 03:51 AM	#2
Ty Mints ribbed for her pleasure Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oxford, t'South, UK Age: 19 Posts: 305 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: The perfect place to get laid I don't think that sentence makes sense... do you mean 'I was wondering where' ? Also, I don't think there's necessarily a perfect place. I've done it in a fair few spots and all have been fun. Naturally there are more comfortable places to do it though... I don't reccomend the back of a car. __________________ Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns. Last edited by Ty; 14th Apr 2010 at 03:58 AM..

14th Apr 2010, 06:24 AM	#7
Darkwing65 El Comandante Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexualish. Out Status: A few people Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Age: 24 Posts: 470 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: The perfect place to get laid Beds are made for sleeping.... but we're not talking about sleeping, are we? __________________ CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO! ‎"Puede salir cuando quiere, Pero nunca yo partir"

14th Apr 2010, 06:29 AM	#8
Steve EC's Soldier! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Sargeant sexual Out Status: whoever asks Location: Born in australia, but now living some where else Age: 21 Posts: 2,273 Join Date: May 2008	Re: The perfect place to get laid bedroom #1 othe room #2 forrest ok so you get poked in the butt by twigs ? beach youll get sand where ya dont want em in the water those jealous jllyfish will be mean and the plains oh nice to bad the rocky earth aint comfterble __________________ Soldier " there is no room for that in my pocklet" commander " if there is room in your heart then there in your pocket" Soldier " i cant fit my gf in there" -r " have you tried ? until you try you dont know"

14th Apr 2010, 06:33 AM	#9
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: The perfect place to get laid plain is a grassy field in the middle of known were and nobody is going to find you. __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

14th Apr 2010, 06:41 AM	#10
Miss Bubbles EC Addict Full Member Gender: confused on some levels Orientation: of the homosexual persuation. Out Status: So out im in Location: Indiana Age: 19 Posts: 1,037 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: The perfect place to get laid I chose other because any public place where you may get caught just bucks my bronco better than at home lol __________________ A Dialogue my besty made up in first period: Oh this reminds me of the time joan rivers made that fatal mistake: Oh apples how I hunger for youuuuu. "Joan Don't Touch those!" -bite- -hiss- 'Joan you and adam are cast out of heaven!!!!'-- Ashley D.

14th Apr 2010, 07:21 AM	#11
Just Adam Just passing through Full Member Gender: Something Orientation: Dunno Out Status: If they ask i will tell them Location: Wherever Age: 23 Posts: 6,002 Join Date: Mar 2009	Re: The perfect place to get laid bed no matter where it is... intimacy is important. __________________ There Used To Be A Point Of Things.

14th Apr 2010, 08:35 AM	#13
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: The perfect place to get laid lol __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

14th Apr 2010, 09:41 AM	#14
kettleoffish new avatar time! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: all but parents.. for now. Location: Scotland Age: 18 Posts: 1,045 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: The perfect place to get laid I'd have to say field. I've done bed, other room and forest (and public park, but let's not go into that), to varying degrees of success, but I'd say a deserted field where you wouldn't be found could be unbelievably romantic. I hear bad things about beaches and sand getting places though. __________________ ~~There is no way to peace; peace is the way.~~ --A. J. Muste

14th Apr 2010, 10:04 AM	#16
TheEdend Hope will never be silent EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Extended family still doesn't know Location: Orlando, Florida Age: 21 Posts: 2,831 Join Date: Mar 2010	Re: The perfect place to get laid ^^ sounds romantic enough haha xD For sex, I would pick the bed. I love gettign BJs in public though xD something about it all haha __________________ “You may never know what results come of your action, but if you do nothing there will be no result” -Gandhi

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14th Apr 2010, 10:05 AM	#17
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: The perfect place to get laid Shower is always a good place __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

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14th Apr 2010, 12:14 PM	#19
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: The perfect place to get laid hEy this was moved here i put it in the heath section and they moved it. lol __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

14th Apr 2010, 12:23 PM	#20
Emberstone Flappychap Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon, USA Age: 28 Posts: 5,587 Join Date: May 2008	Re: The perfect place to get laid at the sample sheds at the home depot!!!!!!!!