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22nd Apr 2010, 08:44 PM
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| Well Known Full Member  Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Location: London Age: 23 Posts: 155 Join Date: May 2008 |  how to seduce the new post boy? Any ideas on how to seduce the new post mail boy and open his packages? Should I wait for him all wet in the doorway with a lollypop in mouth (lol) ....... |
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22nd Apr 2010, 08:45 PM
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| professional lurker Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: bisexual prefering males Out Status: don't ask don't tell (ask and I'll tell) Location: oakville(college) and oshawa(hometown) ont, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 1,101 Join Date: Apr 2009 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? sounds like a start... be sure to look like you just got out of the shower 
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22nd Apr 2010, 08:50 PM
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| The gay gargoyle EC Advisor  Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Meet at the door wearing nothing but some strategically placed stamps. Lex |
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22nd Apr 2010, 08:55 PM
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| The Fool Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and About =D Location: The tiny red dot in Massachusetts. Age: 19 Posts: 500 Join Date: Nov 2009 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? |
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22nd Apr 2010, 11:12 PM
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| Well Known Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Mal-licious <3 Out Status: A few people Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA & Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. Age: 20 Posts: 130 Join Date: Jan 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? LOL. This thread makes me excited. I am very eager to know the... real world application. Hahahaha.
__________________ I am Amber; cold, dead, and fossilized. But if you are kind enough, please take me by your side! And together, I will once again reveal my shine, and offer you which I have long kept, The magnificence, the prestige of life! |
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22nd Apr 2010, 11:18 PM
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| Chacun à son goût Full Member   Gender: male/garçon/hombre Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some friends Some family and the lesbians Location: Los angeles, Ca Posts: 2,733 Join Date: Oct 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? the post persons at my current residence... are always female... i like the lollipop idea... but thats just me xD
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23rd Apr 2010, 06:39 AM
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| EC Addict Full Member   Gender: confused on some levels Orientation: of the homosexual persuation. Out Status: So out im in Location: Indiana Age: 19 Posts: 1,037 Join Date: Nov 2009 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Maybe act like you hurt yourself and ask him to carry you to your bedroom
__________________ A Dialogue my besty made up in first period: Oh this reminds me of the time joan rivers made that fatal mistake: Oh apples how I hunger for youuuuu. "Joan Don't Touch those!" -bite- -hiss- 'Joan you and adam are cast out of heaven!!!!'-- Ashley D.  |
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23rd Apr 2010, 07:17 AM
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| Free Hugs EC Admin   Gender: - Orientation: Into girls Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 21 Posts: 7,704 Join Date: Mar 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Just listen. When he comes to your door and the porn music starts playing, that's when you make your move.
__________________  how strange it is to be anything at all [Victor] 2:09 pm: and then halloween happened and I was outside in a skirt. |
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23rd Apr 2010, 07:30 AM
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| Was Invisible. EC Moderator   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 20 Posts: 3,704 Join Date: Jul 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? I have often wished that my postman would deliver his package through my back door, too. Maddy makes a good point about the porn music—if you do your research on postman porn, then you'll know the flow of events and how to control them. The music is your cue. The logistics are the same for pizza-boy porn, paperboy porn, milkman porn, Jehovah's Witness porn, door-to-door salesperson porn etc. You'll be put at an advantage if you answer the door dressed as your would if you suddenly had to get out of the bath. That's very wet and nearly naked. And remember that if there is a banana nearby, eat it seductively while you answer the door. |
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23rd Apr 2010, 08:05 AM
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| El Comandante Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexualish. Out Status: A few people Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico Age: 24 Posts: 470 Join Date: Oct 2009 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy?
__________________ CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO! "Puede salir cuando quiere, Pero nunca yo partir" |
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24th Apr 2010, 12:17 AM
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| Well Known Full Member  Gender: Male Out Status: Nope, not really. Location: Victoria, Australia. Posts: 235 Join Date: Nov 2009 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? I laughed to the point i shed a tear from some of these responses. |
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24th Apr 2010, 01:07 AM
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| Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Location: London Age: 23 Posts: 155 Join Date: May 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Quote:
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24th Apr 2010, 01:11 AM
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| We we we so excited Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 21 Posts: 7,439 Join Date: Nov 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Ooohhh so many good ones in this thread. Gotta us em! 
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24th Apr 2010, 09:58 AM
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| Chacun à son goût Full Member Gender: male/garçon/hombre Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some friends Some family and the lesbians Location: Los angeles, Ca Posts: 2,733 Join Date: Oct 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Quote:
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24th Apr 2010, 10:06 AM
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| EC's realist Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? open the door shirtless and have an out going letter in your teeth, or in your zipper.
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24th Apr 2010, 10:49 AM
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| The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? >>>.. or I could stand by the door licking an envelope ... Don't. You'll start getting aggressive, and if you've ever gotten a paper cut on your tongue, you know how painful those things are. And you're gonna need that body part if'n you ever get that guy in your house... Lex |
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24th Apr 2010, 12:56 PM
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| EC Addict Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Guys Out Status: Out to friends, some family, & those who ask! Location: New York (State, not city) Age: 21 Posts: 1,171 Join Date: Jan 2010 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Quote:
BTW, Orfeh (Paulette) is fucking amazing.
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24th Apr 2010, 01:51 PM
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| We're all a little mad! EC Moderator   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Las Vegas Age: 24 Posts: 5,551 Join Date: Jan 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? You're lucky you get a hot postman. All that comes around here and women or older men.
__________________  "Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality".-James Baldwin |
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24th Apr 2010, 06:34 PM
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| Ec's ADD Full Member  Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,080 Join Date: Oct 2008 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Buy a dildo, and if he knocks on for a signaure or something, make sure you look like you just worked out all sweaty, wearing just tight boxer briefs and some socks. When he gives the package, open it up saying you want to check if its right and make sure he sees it. Then say "thanks .. bye" with a big smile.
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24th Apr 2010, 06:44 PM
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| Kitty! (=｀ω´=) Full Member   Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia Age: 20 Posts: 3,479 Join Date: Apr 2009 | Re: how to seduce the new post boy? Quote:
Also you can have the lollipop idea and mix it in with the stamps idea. Open the door with a lollipop in your mouth, and have like a stamp on your cheek. In worst case scenario if it doesn't work, just trip over something by the door and pretend to hurt yourself, and when he is concerned just ask him to help you inside. ^^
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