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Old 18th Jun 2010, 10:58 PM   #1
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Default Are you overweight? Blame SATAN!!!

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Old 18th Jun 2010, 11:01 PM   #2
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Even a face palm is to weak to describe this...
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Old 18th Jun 2010, 11:06 PM   #3
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That's actually too sad for me to even laugh at.
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Just imagine the gay version. "Help Lord- The Devil Wants Me Gay!".
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Old 18th Jun 2010, 11:18 PM   #7
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Old 18th Jun 2010, 11:28 PM   #8
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i wonder how the author plans to use God to make obese people thin. i find it hard to imagine sitting in prayer as a big burner of calories. if it does work i may have to convert though--and that'll be the day i turn straight.
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Let pass on the blame of things on things we cannot see! >_>
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Old 19th Jun 2010, 06:19 AM   #11
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I blame it on the fast food companys
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im underweight and would be dead without chocolate .. damn you Lindtt LMAO
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The name of this thread alone made me smirk.
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Old 23rd Jun 2010, 03:29 PM   #17
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I'm only fat becuase North Korea is storing their uranium in my bladder.

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The cover of the book makes me hungry .
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I read the article and saw the pictures—I think it's hilarious. This is EXACTLY my style of comedy and I think it would make a great humor book. I'm thinking of getting a copy off of Amazon (it's like ten bucks) for my friend as a humor gift. :')
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