Gay Marriage Killed The Dinosaurs

[FrostedLemon]

I don't know how many of you may have seen this or whether it's been posted here before, but there's a group on Facebook called "Gay Marriage Killed The Dinosaurs." I think it's pretty great, and it's amazing how many people take it seriously. I wanna know what you guys think. Anywho, here it is:


This group is for people who understand the grave risks of gay marriage. Some suggest gay marriage will merely undermine one of our most fundamental societal institutions, causing countless straight couples to get divorced because exclusion of gays was the only thing holding their marriage together.

But we know better. Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs. If we let liberal activist judges in Massachusetts and California set the course, the blood will run in rivers. Mixed with molten lava.


Top 17 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

17. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.

15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.

14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.

13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.

12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.

11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.

7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.

5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.

I love it. <3

Packed full with sarcasm, and you can tell they're making fun of idiots against it. :P

no way! i totally joined the group cause i thought i was a part of some huge conspiracy! damn.

(and yeah, i think this has been posted before lol)

[FrostedLemon]

Originally Posted by paco

no way! i totally joined the group cause i thought i was a part of some huge conspiracy! damn.

(and yeah, i think this has been posted before lol)

Lol me too! And yeah I kinda figured, but I'm a n00b so I wasn't aware. Thanks though.

[Beachboi92]

hey sure we killed the dinosaurs but had we not humans wouldn't be the most powerful species on the planet, so in truth the gays are to thank for humanity and this is how we are thanked, ungrateful bastards.

Im crying with laugher at that!

Apparently my friends are idiots. I put that on Facebook and they were all yelling at me.

I'm like..

Okay, first of all, I said it was making fun of people who actually are against gay marriage three times. Secondly, it's obviously sarcastic, and don't say that it doesn't work on the internet, because the way they used it, it does. Thirdly, you're just stupid.

Really? You thought I was being serious. :|

I don't care if they're my friends. There's no excuse for that much blatant stupidity. >_>

[alexi12]

Originally Posted by Steven

Apparently my friends are idiots. I put that on Facebook and they were all yelling at me.

I'm like..

Okay, first of all, I said it was making fun of people who actually are against gay marriage three times. Secondly, it's obviously sarcastic, and don't say that it doesn't work on the internet, because the way they used it, it does. Thirdly, you're just stupid.

Really? You thought I was being serious. :|

I don't care if they're my friends. There's no excuse for that much blatant stupidity. >_>

Haha! it's funny they believed you
This is really funny

[FrostedLemon]

Originally Posted by Steven

Apparently my friends are idiots. I put that on Facebook and they were all yelling at me.

I'm like..

Okay, first of all, I said it was making fun of people who actually are against gay marriage three times. Secondly, it's obviously sarcastic, and don't say that it doesn't work on the internet, because the way they used it, it does. Thirdly, you're just stupid.

Really? You thought I was being serious. :|

I don't care if they're my friends. There's no excuse for that much blatant stupidity. >_>

Haha that's great, there are actually examples of some of the emails the guy got from stupid people xD

you are fucking disgusting. Gay love is beautiful and would never EVER interupt anyone else's marriage plans or love. You are a horrible dispicable nasty low life peice of shit and I honestly wish everyone like you were to die. Foster care DOES exist. I am a foster child. STUIPD FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK?? Hanging around tall people makes you taller??? OH Where did you come up with this dumb bullshit?? I hope this is a joke. If it IS a joke, YOU ARE SICK. I still hope you fucking die you dumb arrogant ass. Black CAN and HAVE BEEN marrying whites. Where are you from?? New social norms??? WHAT? Are you retarded?

[IsItSo]

Originally Posted by FrostedLemon

Haha that's great, there are actually examples of some of the emails the guy got from stupid people xD

you are fucking disgusting. Gay love is beautiful and would never EVER interupt anyone else's marriage plans or love. You are a horrible dispicable nasty low life peice of shit and I honestly wish everyone like you were to die. Foster care DOES exist. I am a foster child. STUIPD FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK?? Hanging around tall people makes you taller??? OH Where did you come up with this dumb bullshit?? I hope this is a joke. If it IS a joke, YOU ARE SICK. I still hope you fucking die you dumb arrogant ass. Black CAN and HAVE BEEN marrying whites. Where are you from?? New social norms??? WHAT? Are you retarded?

The levels of stupidity that humans are able to aspire to never ceases to amaze me. I just have to read the comments on any group on Facebook or video on YouTube to be greeted with fantastic idiocy.