My friends bought me a birthday present and gave me the following hints: - "Tell Me Why" by Taylor Swift; - It'll be embarrasing for them to give me and I might be angry at first; and - I'll love it; it's awesome. So, who wants to help me?
I actually get the sex toy impression as well. Either that, or it's completely literal and they're giving you a Taylor Swift album.
It's most definitely a sex toy. Let's hope it's not a dildo. Not everyone enjoys those. Everyone enjoys a fleshlight!