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Stereotypes

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by xxAngelOnFirexx, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. xxAngelOnFirexx

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    I'm sure many of you have seen this but just in case... I did not write this, and i don't know who did. but its really lovely. it shows how crazy stereotypes are. Even if it is true for one person doesn't mean everyone does it.

    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

    I'm COLORED so I MUST carry a gun.

    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

    I'm an OREGONION so I MUST hate white people.

    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

    I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

    .I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

    I'm Hispanic, so i must mow lawns

    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

    I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

    I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

    I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the Mafia

    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

    I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.

    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

    I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

    Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

    Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

    Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

    I'm BI so I MUST have SEX a lot.

    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

    I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

    I'm MIXED so i must be fucked up.

    I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

    I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a nerd.

    I've Lived on a COUNCIL ESTATE, so i MUST carry a knife.

    I'm COLORED so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A NEGRO.

    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

    :eusa_danc lovely!
     
  2. Latinokid

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    Im salvadorian lol .....dont think MS 13 would take me >< =P
     
  3. TeeBe

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    So I am a ditzy, horny, AIDS infected, sextape owning (or filming?) Bitch who stuffs my beliefs down people's throats, while being evil and having no morals. I'm crazy, nagging, steal-your-money, mofia, non-virgin, homosexual, political activist who is fucking ALOT of guys, ho, poser, prude, has sex alot, fat, ugly, homo-hating nerd...
    :lol:
     
  4. Ilayis

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    So I have aids,I shove my beliefs down your throat,I'm crazy and want to get into your pants.I do drugs,and am a homosexual poser who likes to have sex a lot!
     
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    haha "im asian so i must be sexy?" ive never really heard that one before. but i do get the point its trying to get across.
     
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    I am a crazy libreal, gay, jewish, rich vegetarian from Boca Raton, Fl. You can imagine the stereotypes I fall under, and sadly, many of them are true
     
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    i've seen this on myspace like, a billion times haha.


    i get that one at work a lot. but always in a joking sense. everyone knows i'm originally from hawai'i, and that i'm part polynesian.


    yah, i've never heard that one before either. i'm willing to bet like, some asian kid totally re-worded it. i'm like, almost totally shure that it originally said "I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be good at math" or something like that. because i've never heard the asian stereotype being sexy. not to say that asians aren't sexy, i'm just sayin that i've never heard the stereotype to be that


    i've also never heard of that one, period. i don't even know what an oregonion is. someone from oregon?




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    wow, the boca stereotypes are bad enough. granted, and like, since you live there, you know it's true, but a lot of the boca stereotypes are true. like, i had to drop my friend off at her mom's house once, and like, i got lost coming back (i hadn't been in florida that long, and even so, i've never been to boca before). so like, at stop lights, i'd try askin people for directions.

    most of the people wouldn't even lower their windows, so i didn't even get a chance to ask them. then like, some of them just gave me the finger right off. then like, the people who did actually lower their windows rolled their eyes and then rolled them back up. it's like, if yer not from boca, yer nothing. i guess that's where the phrase "boca bitch" comes from, yah?
     
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    so i am a bitch, i shove my beliefs down your throat, i dont care about poor people, i only want to get into your pants, i kinda dance around a fire screaming like a savage, i am a halfway conceited snob, i am prude, i have SEX a lot, ugly, and i hate homosexuals. Hm… i didn’t even realize it lol :lol:
     
  9. bvtsjm116

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    Apparently I have Aids, I only want to get into your pants, I must be in the Mafia, I am prude, I have sex a lot (that doesn't make sense xD), I am ugly, I hate homosexuals.

    :frowning2: All of them don't apply except for the ugly one. But I don't know what prude means so I dunno :wink:
     
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    Apparently I have AIDS, I'm a bitch, I'm evil and have no morals, I don't care about poor people, I only want to get in your pants, I have a bad drinking problem, I'm a conceited snob, I'm goth/emo, I'm in the Mafia, I'm a prude, I'm ugly, and I'm a nerd.

    Thank god for this list!!! I could've gone throughout my entire life without knowing that stuff about myself!! lol

    i usually hate stereotyping but some of those were kinda funny
     
  11. Tom

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    so i have aids, im a bitch, i hate the world, and im eviland have no morals, i only wana get down ur pants wich is kinda tru lol, i must do drugs, i must be a goth or emo, imust be gay, well tht is tru, im a home wreckin whore lol, im fickin all me guy friends (i wish), im prude and i must be ugly.

    yeh armed with this info u cud become a very erm... interestin... imitation of me but because im kinda weird no1 wud notice the change lol
     
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    Apparently, I have AIDS, I'm half-sexy, I'm evil and I have no morals, I'm emo or goth, I'm a bitch, I only want to get into your pants, I do drugs, I'm always looking for attention, I'm gay, I'm a poser, I'm prude and ugly.

    Wow... so much for a 13 year old......
     
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    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (i do)
    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (i don't)
    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (some would say...)
    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (i have more morals than most)
    I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (i consider myself crazy)
    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (i am)
    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (i am a virgin)
    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (i'm trying to scare people away and express my feelings)
    I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (given)
    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (40% german and an anarchist)
    Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (no way at all am i prude)
    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (my friend say i'm 'healthy')


    so they are wrong.
     
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    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Sooo not.)

    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (*Cough* I dont have AIDS!)

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I am "opinioned")

    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (Oh yes, i am so evil)

    .I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants (HAHA Ya right.)

    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Of course. NOT)

    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I kinda am emo :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: but not cuz i wear black)

    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am a pretty virgin.)

    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Not for attention)

    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (well...i am bi so, ya)

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (Lol)

    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (no lol)

    Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (i'm not a Prude, i'm a virgin)

    I'm BI so I MUST have SEX a lot. (like i said, i'm a virgin!)

    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I am SOOO not ugly =P)

    I'm MIXED so i must be fucked up. (ouch)

    I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a nerd. (i'm not a nerd, i'm a geek haha)
     
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    I am a crazy libreal, gay, jewish, rich vegetarian from Boca Raton, Fl. You can imagine the stereotypes I fall under, and sadly, many of them are true
    wow, the boca stereotypes are bad enough. granted, and like, since you live there, you know it's true, but a lot of the boca stereotypes are true. like, i had to drop my friend off at her mom's house once, and like, i got lost coming back (i hadn't been in florida that long, and even so, i've never been to boca before). so like, at stop lights, i'd try askin people for directions.

    most of the people wouldn't even lower their windows, so i didn't even get a chance to ask them. then like, some of them just gave me the finger right off. then like, the people who did actually lower their windows rolled their eyes and then rolled them back up. it's like, if yer not from boca, yer nothing. i guess that's where the phrase "boca bitch" comes from, yah?"


    Yeah, the Boca stereotype is sadly very true, and I have to deal with the Boca Bitch every day. However, even though I may drive like a New Yorker, I would give directions at a light. I am sorry you had to deal with the horrible Boca people. (As horrible as this may sound, I cant wait to leave Boca because I just cant stand the people)
     
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    I carry a gun, smoke weed, have AIDS,shove my beliefs down peoples throats, only want to get into yor pants, am goth/emo, am a prude, am a poser, am ugly and I'm fucked up.

    Totally cool, i learned ten new things about myself today, COOL!!
     
  17. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.(I am a political activist just not a crazy one =P)

    Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude(haha Im so not a prude, just havent found someone for a quickie yet lol just kidding.)

    I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(idk maybe I am to some I hope not haha)

    I'm BI so I MUST have SEX a lot.(once I get older this'll be true)

    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(as if)

    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.(almost haha)

    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants (thats pretty accurate =P)

    wow im surprised I missed all these awesome things about myself:icon_wink
     
  18. Looks like I have AIDS, I'm a bitch, I hate the world, I'm evil and have no morals, I don't believe in being responsible, I'm gay (three times over), I want to get into your pants, I'm goth / emo, I must be a crazy political activist, I'm a poser, I'm a Nazi, I'm a prude, and I'm ugly. Hardly any of these are particularly true, though.

    Great post, xxAngelOnFirexx!
     
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    I'm a ditz with AIDS who has a sex tape. I also hate the world & am evil without morals. I'm an emo, nagging, steal-your-money type of girlfriend who'se gay 3 times over & I'm a ho, despite the fact I'm prude. And to top things off, I'm fat and ugly.

    Boy! I really feel GREAT about myself now that I look at it!! Lol :roflmao:

    Yep, so most of these stereotypes are pretty untrue. But unfortunately stereotypes will always be around & there are people out there stupid enough to believe them.
     
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    I am asian so I must have a small penis. I think I'm doing this wrong.