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Dan82 · 5th Sep 2010, 08:41 PM

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_...ait_and_switch

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Homosexual bait and switch is a technique used by covert homosexuals in order to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality, or at least, question their heterosexuality. Covert homosexuals will heavily alter their personal appearance in order to disguise their gender. These covert homosexuals will enter "meaningful" relationships with heterosexuals of the same sex without ever disclosing their own true gender. These homosexuals do a convincing job by utilizing deceit and powerful mind-control techniques. Only when the victim thinks they are in love does the covert homosexual reveal their true identity. At this point, the victim is too emotionally attached to the homosexual to leave them, giving the homosexual the upper-hand. Coercion into a counterfeit same-sex marriage is not uncommon. Even victims that somehow escape a homosexual's grasp usually go through withdrawal which causes some to suffer a homosexual relapse.

The term homosexual bait and switch can also be used to describe other things; such as J.K. Rowling retroactively stating that a popular character, Dumbledore, from the Harry Potter series is homosexual.

5th Sep 2010, 09:18 PM

oh shoot they're onto me! how did they know about the mind control powers though??

Gaetan · 5th Sep 2010, 11:14 PM

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The term homosexual bait and switch can also be used to describe other things; such as J.K. Rowling retroactively stating that a popular character, Dumbledore, from the Harry Potter series is homosexual.

Was anyone really surprised by that revelation? I mean, c'mon! That's as much of a bait and switch as me serving you an omelet when I said I was going to serve you an omelet is.

Revan · 6th Sep 2010, 01:04 AM

Wow

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This site is a laugh riot. And they keep people from registering in order to prevent any people from defacing their site. It's a denial of free speech and just hilarity

Nitro · 6th Sep 2010, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by paco

oh shoot they're onto me! how did they know about the mind control powers though??

Our secrets would never be willingly divulged; they must have been revealed under extreme torture. The forces of conservatism have ways of making even the best operatives talk - think redneck make-over and redecoration only worse. If captured it is best to take the other purple pill. Some things are worse than death.

kettleoffish · 6th Sep 2010, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Revan

Wow

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This site is a laugh riot. And they keep people from registering in order to prevent any people from defacing their site. It's a denial of free speech and just hilarity

no such thing as free speech on the internet. What a site publishes is up to its owners.

For the good of humanity, I hope that conservapedia is a parody but I fear the worst.

peaceandlies · 6th Sep 2010, 04:03 AM

first of all, seriously? wow, that is low.

^^I doubt it is a parody, but it would be nice if it was.

Leon481 · 6th Sep 2010, 05:24 AM

That's just nuts. Someone has been reading too much gay erotica online because that's about the only place you would see something like that.

I've seen the arguments that we are all conspiring to turn all other men gay, which is idiotic enough, but this is just out there. The sad part is that there will be people who take this seriously.

Airplanes · 6th Sep 2010, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Leon481

The sad part is that there will be people who take this seriously.

Agreed.
All I can say to those is

This is just taking stupidity to a whole other level.

flymetothemoon · 6th Sep 2010, 09:41 AM

Reading through that, all I could picture is some girl who had read that and believed it telling every person who tried to date them "Sorry, I can't enter into a relationship with you until you PROVE you're really a male..."

Love etc · 6th Sep 2010, 09:43 AM

So... we apparently dress as the opposite gender to "get them"? Really? They must not know of the queer people that either like both sexes or the people that actually have mannerisms in accordance with their sex -lesbian femmes and masculine gays.

Allecto · 6th Sep 2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by kettleoffish

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Originally Posted by Revan

Wow

---------- Post added 6th Sep 2010 at 04:08 AM ----------

This site is a laugh riot. And they keep people from registering in order to prevent any people from defacing their site. It's a denial of free speech and just hilarity

no such thing as free speech on the internet. What a site publishes is up to its owners.

For the good of humanity, I hope that conservapedia is a parody but I fear the worst.

The owner of the site is serious, but a good percentage of the contributors are trolls.

Shevanel · 6th Sep 2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 50ftQueenie

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Originally Posted by kettleoffish

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Originally Posted by Revan

Wow

---------- Post added 6th Sep 2010 at 04:08 AM ----------

This site is a laugh riot. And they keep people from registering in order to prevent any people from defacing their site. It's a denial of free speech and just hilarity

no such thing as free speech on the internet. What a site publishes is up to its owners.

For the good of humanity, I hope that conservapedia is a parody but I fear the worst.

The owner of the site is serious, but a good percentage of the contributors are trolls.

Yeah, just look at the Ann Coulter article xD

Holly27 · 6th Sep 2010, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by paco

oh shoot they're onto me! how did they know about the mind control powers though??

There must be covert heterosexuals running around and pretending to be gay in order to discover all our secrets!

Connor22 · 6th Sep 2010, 10:42 AM

oh COME ON
every single time I come up with a cunning new plan someone already has me caught.

Revan · 6th Sep 2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kettleoffish

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Originally Posted by Revan

Wow

---------- Post added 6th Sep 2010 at 04:08 AM ----------

This site is a laugh riot. And they keep people from registering in order to prevent any people from defacing their site. It's a denial of free speech and just hilarity

no such thing as free speech on the internet. What a site publishes is up to its owners.

For the good of humanity, I hope that conservapedia is a parody but I fear the worst.

The problem is...this is a pedia site. It should be free to edit just like everything else. Bleach wikipedia, regular wikipedia, etc.

6th Sep 2010, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly27

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Originally Posted by paco

oh shoot they're onto me! how did they know about the mind control powers though??

There must be covert heterosexuals running around and pretending to be gay in order to discover all our secrets!

that's what i was thinking. we need to establish a site, like "the homopedia" or something, so that we can reveal to all the faithful gays the horrors of the "Heterosexual bait and switch"

starfish · 6th Sep 2010, 08:59 PM

Ok folks listen up. Loose lips sink ships.

The conservatives keep finding out about our plans for world domination. We will never be successful if we allow this to continue.

We have to come up with a new plan. Now the Pottery Barn has a sale so I suggest we meet there.

Courtneyyy · 6th Sep 2010, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly27

There must be covert heterosexuals running around and pretending to be gay in order to discover all our secrets!

That's me!

LittleD93 · 7th Sep 2010, 12:37 PM

This article made me giggle. I need to find these so-called "covert homosexuals," so they can reveal to me their secrets. Whether you want to go full-on and wear a skirt or not, knowing how to maintain your nails would be nifty.

And yeah, like Love etc said, this article completely ignores the many other kinds of homosexuals out there. I'm a tad afraid to see what it would say if it did include them though.

"Masculine gays are extremely violent and prone to getting put in prison, where they make the communal shower their hunting grounds!"

Or some such nonsense.

5th Sep 2010, 09:18 PM	#2
paco Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” oh shoot they're onto me! how did they know about the mind control powers though??

6th Sep 2010, 01:04 AM	#4
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,564 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” Wow ---------- Post added 6th Sep 2010 at 04:08 AM ---------- This site is a laugh riot. And they keep people from registering in order to prevent any people from defacing their site. It's a denial of free speech and just hilarity __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

6th Sep 2010, 04:03 AM	#7
peaceandlies Survivor Full Member Gender: Genderqueer, leaning male Orientation: I like GIRLS Out Status: Out to everyone Location: In a Dream. Age: 17 Posts: 372 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” first of all, seriously? wow, that is low. ^^I doubt it is a parody, but it would be nice if it was. __________________ S'not eaten for days. Who cares what they say Your love is a joke, you're a walking cliche When she starts to cry, And you don't know why It's 'cause you're a part of her little lie

6th Sep 2010, 05:24 AM	#8
Leon481 EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out Online Location: Southeast of Atlanta, Georgia Age: 26 Posts: 343 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” That's just nuts. Someone has been reading too much gay erotica online because that's about the only place you would see something like that. I've seen the arguments that we are all conspiring to turn all other men gay, which is idiotic enough, but this is just out there. The sad part is that there will be people who take this seriously.

6th Sep 2010, 09:41 AM	#10
flymetothemoon EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: It's not about gender, I just like people... Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Albany, NY Age: 25 Posts: 467 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” Reading through that, all I could picture is some girl who had read that and believed it telling every person who tried to date them "Sorry, I can't enter into a relationship with you until you PROVE you're really a male..." __________________ Somehow I can't believe that there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secrets of making dreams come true...curiosity, confidence, courage, and constancy. ~ Walt Disney

6th Sep 2010, 09:43 AM	#11
Love etc is soul searching.Have you seen it? Full Member Gender: Genderqueer/Unidentifiable Orientation: Lesbigay Out Status: Little here, little there Posts: 58 Join Date: Jan 2010	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” So... we apparently dress as the opposite gender to "get them"? Really? They must not know of the queer people that either like both sexes or the people that actually have mannerisms in accordance with their sex -lesbian femmes and masculine gays. __________________ ~Sydney "After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." -Morpheus

6th Sep 2010, 10:42 AM	#15
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” oh COME ON every single time I come up with a cunning new plan someone already has me caught. __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

6th Sep 2010, 08:59 PM	#18
starfish This space for lease. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: I like guys Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Hippie Town, Alberta of the US Age: 31 Posts: 2,108 Join Date: Nov 2008	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” Ok folks listen up. Loose lips sink ships. The conservatives keep finding out about our plans for world domination. We will never be successful if we allow this to continue. We have to come up with a new plan. Now the Pottery Barn has a sale so I suggest we meet there. __________________ All the problems of the world could be settled easily if men were only willing to think. The trouble is that men very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work. --Thomas J. Watson

7th Sep 2010, 12:37 PM	#20
LittleD93 Newbie Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: A few people Location: Flat Rock, NC Age: 18 Posts: 8 Join Date: Sep 2010	Re: Conservapedia theory “Homosexual bait and switch” This article made me giggle. I need to find these so-called "covert homosexuals," so they can reveal to me their secrets. Whether you want to go full-on and wear a skirt or not, knowing how to maintain your nails would be nifty. And yeah, like Love etc said, this article completely ignores the many other kinds of homosexuals out there. I'm a tad afraid to see what it would say if it did include them though. "Masculine gays are extremely violent and prone to getting put in prison, where they make the communal shower their hunting grounds!" Or some such nonsense.