Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

malachite · 8th Sep 2010, 01:41 PM

So, one of my queer peers and I were another friends outs (gay as well) and his grandmother suddenly comes from the back room and says: "all of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves, having sex with boys. What would God say?"

My bud, not even missing a beat (he also knows this lady too) says: "That someone who has been divorced two times should be throwing stones."

BOOM!!!!

I was so impressed I had to fight not to laugh my ass off right in front of her.

Connor22 · 8th Sep 2010, 02:18 PM

no way that is AWESOME well done that man

GoinStag · 8th Sep 2010, 02:44 PM

lol owned.

Revan · 8th Sep 2010, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malachite

So, one of my queer peers and I were another friends outs (gay as well) and his grandmother suddenly comes from the back room and says: "all of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves, having sex with boys. What would God say?"

My bud, not even missing a beat (he also knows this lady too) says: "That someone who has been divorced two times should be throwing stones."

BOOM!!!!

I was so impressed I had to fight not to laugh my ass off right in front of her.

OMG that's amazing

jonny · 8th Sep 2010, 07:56 PM

thats badass. Queers 1, old lady 0

8th Sep 2010, 08:12 PM

Bahahahaha. so lovely.

8th Sep 2010, 08:45 PM

Awesome!!!!!

x2x2x2x2y2 · 8th Sep 2010, 11:13 PM

Haha that's awesome!!

British Lad · 9th Sep 2010, 06:14 AM

that has to be 50000 man points

peaceandlies · 9th Sep 2010, 08:37 AM

nice one. i've considered something like that many times, but i unfortunately rely on grandparents for school

AlyssWonderland · 9th Sep 2010, 03:47 PM

That is what I would call an EPIC WIN.

malachite · 10th Sep 2010, 09:50 AM

and you got the point eventhough I said should instead of shouldn't, you all get points for my crappy typing

NkyJ · 10th Sep 2010, 11:37 PM

Very impressive. What was her reaction though?

LiamAU · 11th Sep 2010, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by NkyJ

Very impressive. What was her reaction though?

This is exactly what I want to know (I can only assume she felt 'owned' and stormed outa the room) :P

malachite · 11th Sep 2010, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by NkyJ

Very impressive. What was her reaction though?

she shut her mouth, but we left right after.
He got the best high five ever

8th Sep 2010, 01:41 PM	#1
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! So, one of my queer peers and I were another friends outs (gay as well) and his grandmother suddenly comes from the back room and says: "all of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves, having sex with boys. What would God say?" My bud, not even missing a beat (he also knows this lady too) says: "That someone who has been divorced two times should be throwing stones." BOOM!!!! I was so impressed I had to fight not to laugh my ass off right in front of her. __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

8th Sep 2010, 02:18 PM	#2
Connor22 Stopped being (as) vague Full Member Gender: yes Orientation: up the bender Out Status: burned Narnia :D Location: Norn Iron Age: 17 Posts: 1,547 Join Date: Nov 2009	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! no way that is AWESOME well done that man __________________ Kindness is a gift. Share it.

8th Sep 2010, 02:44 PM	#3
GoinStag I'm straight now............sikeeee Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Guy fetish Out Status: Parents, siblings, and therapist Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan Age: 18 Posts: 1,485 Join Date: May 2010	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! lol owned. __________________ *I've been thinking 'bout this all day long, Never felt a feeling quite this strong...I can't believe how much it turns me on, Just to be your man...*

8th Sep 2010, 07:56 PM	#5
jonny Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: All but family Location: Orlando Age: 21 Posts: 235 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! thats badass. Queers 1, old lady 0 __________________ I'm proud but I'm not loud.

8th Sep 2010, 08:12 PM	#6
Charme Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! Bahahahaha. so lovely.

8th Sep 2010, 08:45 PM	#7
travelinsoul21 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! Awesome!!!!!

8th Sep 2010, 11:13 PM	#8
x2x2x2x2y2 PARAWHORE!!!!!! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: ~I like guys~ Out Status: Everyone, pretty much. Location: Wonderland (and California, USA) Age: 18 Posts: 3,971 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! Haha that's awesome!! __________________ "THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, OH FINALLY!!" "I believe that there's hope buried beneath it all and...Hiding beneath it all and... GROWING beneath it all!!" -Paramore ...and the lesbians

9th Sep 2010, 06:14 AM	#9
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! that has to be 50000 man points __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

9th Sep 2010, 08:37 AM	#10
peaceandlies Survivor Full Member Gender: Genderqueer, leaning male Orientation: I like GIRLS Out Status: Out to everyone Location: In a Dream. Age: 17 Posts: 372 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! nice one. i've considered something like that many times, but i unfortunately rely on grandparents for school __________________ S'not eaten for days. Who cares what they say Your love is a joke, you're a walking cliche When she starts to cry, And you don't know why It's 'cause you're a part of her little lie

9th Sep 2010, 03:47 PM	#11
AlyssWonderland ninja. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Everyone but extended family. Location: New Hampshire Age: 17 Posts: 670 Join Date: Mar 2010	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! That is what I would call an EPIC WIN. __________________ welcome to the sound of pretty. odd.

10th Sep 2010, 09:50 AM	#12
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! and you got the point eventhough I said should instead of shouldn't, you all get points for my crappy typing __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

10th Sep 2010, 11:37 PM	#13
NkyJ Le savant fou Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: New Jersey Age: 21 Posts: 176 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!! Very impressive. What was her reaction though? __________________ "Individual rights are not subject to a public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority; the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities (and the smallest minority on earth is the individual)." - Ayn Rand

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