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Damn my friend roasted this old lady!!!!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by malachite, Sep 8, 2010.

  1. malachite

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    So, one of my queer peers and I were another friends outs (gay as well) and his grandmother suddenly comes from the back room and says: "all of you ought to be ashamed of yourselves, having sex with boys. What would God say?"

    My bud, not even missing a beat (he also knows this lady too) says: "That someone who has been divorced two times should be throwing stones."

    BOOM!!!!

    I was so impressed I had to fight not to laugh my ass off right in front of her.
     
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    no way that is AWESOME well done that man
     
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    lol owned.
     
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    OMG that's amazing :grin:
     
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    thats badass. Queers 1, old lady 0
     
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    Bahahahaha. so lovely.
     
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    Haha that's awesome!!
     
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    that has to be 50000 man points
     
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    nice one. i've considered something like that many times, but i unfortunately rely on grandparents for school
     
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    That is what I would call an EPIC WIN.
     
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    and you got the point eventhough I said should instead of shouldn't, you all get points for my crappy typing
     
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    Very impressive. What was her reaction though?
     
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    This is exactly what I want to know (I can only assume she felt 'owned' and stormed outa the room) :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    she shut her mouth, but we left right after.
    He got the best high five ever