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Bad Jokes

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by RedKnight, Sep 9, 2010.

  1. RedKnight

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    Wasn't exactly sure where to but this but chit chat covers a lot so why not here?

    anyways, this is dedicated to those jokes that are just so bad, so lame, that they are funny.

    My contribution with my own bad joke (I think I made it up, hope i havn't stolen it since I claim credit for it)

    If their ever was a shortage of lemons in the world, their would be a charity concert. The name of the charity concert would be LemonAid
     
  2. partietraumatic

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    Judge: "So, Mr Mouse, you want to divorce your wife on the grounds of insanity?"
    Mickey Mouse: "I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fcuking Goofy"

    awful isnt it :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
  3. RedKnight

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    only a little bit, but still got a laugh out of me, havnt heard that one before
     
  4. Owen

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    I think this one might cross the line from so bad it's funny to so bad it's not funny, but here it is, anyways.

    Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
    Because if he were small, white, and smooth, he would be an aspirin.
     
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    What's worse than a clown?

    RAPE
     
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    Worst joke ever:

    A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
     
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    What brand of car is the pope-mobile?

    A CHRISTler