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Old 9th Sep 2010, 11:17 PM   #1
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Wasn't exactly sure where to but this but chit chat covers a lot so why not here?

anyways, this is dedicated to those jokes that are just so bad, so lame, that they are funny.

My contribution with my own bad joke (I think I made it up, hope i havn't stolen it since I claim credit for it)

If their ever was a shortage of lemons in the world, their would be a charity concert. The name of the charity concert would be LemonAid
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Old 10th Sep 2010, 02:07 AM   #2
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Judge: "So, Mr Mouse, you want to divorce your wife on the grounds of insanity?"
Mickey Mouse: "I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fcuking Goofy"

awful isnt it
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Old 10th Sep 2010, 02:32 AM   #3
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Judge: "So, Mr Mouse, you want to divorce your wife on the grounds of insanity?"
Mickey Mouse: "I didn't say she was crazy, i said she was fcuking Goofy"

awful isnt it
only a little bit, but still got a laugh out of me, havnt heard that one before
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Old 10th Sep 2010, 03:36 AM   #4
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I think this one might cross the line from so bad it's funny to so bad it's not funny, but here it is, anyways.

Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
Because if he were small, white, and smooth, he would be an aspirin.
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Old 10th Sep 2010, 03:53 AM   #5
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What's worse than a clown?

RAPE
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Worst joke ever:

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
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What brand of car is the pope-mobile?

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