God only likes certain people eh? - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

Love etc · 11th Sep 2010, 07:25 PM

I'm not surprised, but I still figured I should post this here.

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Shevanel · 11th Sep 2010, 08:27 PM

Fake and Gay.

Seriously though. Cyndi Lauper on the Safe Bands list? That's the giveaway.

Root · 11th Sep 2010, 08:47 PM

That is probably the gayest music video I have ever seen. "come in the gates of heaven", "swollow your pride"...oh, I most definitely will....

12th Sep 2010, 12:05 AM

Ah, thats hilarious. They honestly think that their children will be 'corrupted' by these bands? I love it when religious people dont realise how stupid they really are.

12th Sep 2010, 02:06 AM

Fake. Not even good satire.

peaceandlies · 12th Sep 2010, 04:40 AM

cool. i have fourteen of thos bands. no cd's though. its all illegal

Kerze · 12th Sep 2010, 04:52 AM

some of those are just random...

I think they've confused Kate Bush with Katy Perry. Also, lol at them putting Morrissey as questionable.

British Lad · 12th Sep 2010, 05:35 AM

I want to take a course in contsritive hacking (they teach you to hack systems in order to find the floors in systems and patch them up, yes it is ligal as long as the company is paying you to hack there system) but I could then hack that website and bring it down forever. But I can't be arsed to learn so that ain't going to happen.
BTW there so pathitic if a person is going to be gay they are going to be gay that is final.

Leon481 · 12th Sep 2010, 05:55 AM

This has got to be a spoof. It just has to be. Everything on that site is just too funny.

Edit: Yeah it's a spoof. One of the videos is hosted at funnyordie.com

Jonas Brothers on the gay bands list.

Also,

Quote:

We have to protect our Children from the Gay Menace. I’ve come up with a comprehensive list of Gay Bands to watch out for. Use this list wisely. Check your Child’s music collection. If they have three or more of the bands on The List it is safe to say that they are in grave danger of contracting this devastating disease.

Quote:

Homosexuality is a last-ditch effort of the desperate to fit in.

Holmes · 12th Sep 2010, 06:50 AM

OK, it's a spoof. But how can they miss the Pet Shop Boys (which I have playing now).

Jeremy · 12th Sep 2010, 09:39 AM

Dang, all this time I didn't realize that it was the music I was listening to that made me gay! And I thought it was all that science mumbo jumbo..

lol

darkcheesse · 12th Sep 2010, 09:59 AM

i think its funny nirvana on list of gay bands, ive got alot of straight friends who would fuck that guy up for saying that.

IsItSo · 12th Sep 2010, 10:20 AM

It's completely satirical. They mention "Black People" on their list.

Revan · 12th Sep 2010, 10:53 AM

LOL so Jonas Bros huh? With their whole purity ring thing and such. But I suppose I can sorta see it.....

xCrazyInsanity · 12th Sep 2010, 11:47 AM

I love how Lady Gaga isn't on the list of gay bands...

Just sayin'.

also yes, why the fuck is cindy lauper in safe. And flyleaf for that matter, wouldn't her having songs about selfharm/suicide and her having a few tats be 'unsafe' thereby gay?

Z3ni · 12th Sep 2010, 01:49 PM

DMX?? Tech n9ne?? Rappers ?? I mean c'mon...

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^^

I Dunoo but.. that looks pretty gay to me

peaceandlies · 12th Sep 2010, 01:53 PM

they missed hunter valentine. i like them. and how is evanescence safe?

Beachboi92 · 12th Sep 2010, 03:12 PM

lol @ "black people" on the list lol @ Lady Gaga not being on the list xD

Owen91 · 15th Sep 2010, 01:21 AM

BAHAHA
"Marylin Manson (dark gay)
Morrissey (?questionable?)"

also, Lil' Wayne's on the list twice.

joezimm48 · 16th Sep 2010, 08:49 PM

Hahahaha i laughed my head off, Kate Bush "kissed a girl". This site is sooo stupid

11th Sep 2010, 07:25 PM	#1
Love etc is soul searching.Have you seen it? Full Member Gender: Genderqueer/Unidentifiable Orientation: Lesbigay Out Status: Little here, little there Posts: 58 Join Date: Jan 2010	God only likes certain people eh? I'm not surprised, but I still figured I should post this here. http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands __________________ ~Sydney "After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." -Morpheus

11th Sep 2010, 08:27 PM	#2
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: God only likes certain people eh? Fake and Gay. Seriously though. Cyndi Lauper on the Safe Bands list? That's the giveaway. __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

11th Sep 2010, 08:47 PM	#3
Root Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Been with a lady, but like guys too Out Status: Mother, Brother, 2 long distance friends Location: South Africa Age: 22 Posts: 68 Join Date: Jan 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? That is probably the gayest music video I have ever seen. "come in the gates of heaven", "swollow your pride"...oh, I most definitely will....

12th Sep 2010, 12:05 AM	#4
Bario Guest Posts: n/a	Re: God only likes certain people eh? Ah, thats hilarious. They honestly think that their children will be 'corrupted' by these bands? I love it when religious people dont realise how stupid they really are.

12th Sep 2010, 02:06 AM	#5
LostandFound Guest Posts: n/a	Re: God only likes certain people eh? Fake. Not even good satire.

12th Sep 2010, 04:40 AM	#6
peaceandlies Survivor Full Member Gender: Genderqueer, leaning male Orientation: I like GIRLS Out Status: Out to everyone Location: In a Dream. Age: 17 Posts: 372 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? cool. i have fourteen of thos bands. no cd's though. its all illegal __________________ S'not eaten for days. Who cares what they say Your love is a joke, you're a walking cliche When she starts to cry, And you don't know why It's 'cause you're a part of her little lie

12th Sep 2010, 04:52 AM	#7
Kerze Formerly Concretehands Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: two Location: London Town Age: 17 Posts: 1,296 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? some of those are just random... I think they've confused Kate Bush with Katy Perry. Also, lol at them putting Morrissey as questionable. __________________ Please Understand. We don't want no trouble, we just want the right to be different. That's all. - Pulp/Different Class Last edited by Kerze; 12th Sep 2010 at 04:57 AM..

12th Sep 2010, 05:35 AM	#8
British Lad EC Biggest Tarantino fan Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: As bent as a roundabout Out Status: What Closet Location: West Midlands Posts: 1,275 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? I want to take a course in contsritive hacking (they teach you to hack systems in order to find the floors in systems and patch them up, yes it is ligal as long as the company is paying you to hack there system) but I could then hack that website and bring it down forever. But I can't be arsed to learn so that ain't going to happen. BTW there so pathitic if a person is going to be gay they are going to be gay that is final. __________________ Who ever sayed "Ignorance is bliss" was a moron.

12th Sep 2010, 06:50 AM	#10
Holmes EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out Location: Ireland Age: 25 Posts: 609 Join Date: Aug 2009	Re: God only likes certain people eh? OK, it's a spoof. But how can they miss the Pet Shop Boys (which I have playing now).

12th Sep 2010, 09:39 AM	#11
Jeremy To be honest, I don't like dogs. Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Homosexual Out Status: I typically don't get to choose. Location: USA Age: 23 Posts: 264 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? Dang, all this time I didn't realize that it was the music I was listening to that made me gay! And I thought it was all that science mumbo jumbo.. lol __________________ ................ .......... .. ................

12th Sep 2010, 09:59 AM	#12
darkcheesse Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: this closet is nice and roomy! Location: manchester, england Age: 19 Posts: 214 Join Date: May 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? i think its funny nirvana on list of gay bands, ive got alot of straight friends who would fuck that guy up for saying that.

12th Sep 2010, 10:20 AM	#13
IsItSo EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: 同志 Out Status: A few people Location: New York-ish Age: 18 Posts: 771 Join Date: Apr 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? It's completely satirical. They mention "Black People" on their list.

12th Sep 2010, 10:53 AM	#14
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: M for MEEP! Orientation: Mutant and Proud Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Windsor, Ontario Age: 24 Posts: 6,564 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: God only likes certain people eh? LOL so Jonas Bros huh? With their whole purity ring thing and such. But I suppose I can sorta see it..... __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

12th Sep 2010, 11:47 AM	#15
xCrazyInsanity Gay, no. Fabulous, totally. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: All BUT family Location: South-East Pennsylvania Age: 17 Posts: 750 Join Date: Dec 2009	Re: God only likes certain people eh? I love how Lady Gaga isn't on the list of gay bands... Just sayin'. also yes, why the fuck is cindy lauper in safe. And flyleaf for that matter, wouldn't her having songs about selfharm/suicide and her having a few tats be 'unsafe' thereby gay? __________________ This is love, this is not treason. Last edited by xCrazyInsanity; 12th Sep 2010 at 11:49 AM..

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Z3ni Ec's ADD Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayish Out Status: My Twin Location: England, Manchester Posts: 3,080 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: God only likes certain people eh? DMX?? Tech n9ne?? Rappers ?? I mean c'mon... ---------- Post added 12th Sep 2010 at 09:50 PM ---------- ---------- Post added 12th Sep 2010 at 09:51 PM ---------- ^^ I Dunoo but.. that looks pretty gay to me __________________ Through pain, lies success.

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12th Sep 2010, 01:53 PM	#17
peaceandlies Survivor Full Member Gender: Genderqueer, leaning male Orientation: I like GIRLS Out Status: Out to everyone Location: In a Dream. Age: 17 Posts: 372 Join Date: Aug 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? they missed hunter valentine. i like them. and how is evanescence safe? __________________ S'not eaten for days. Who cares what they say Your love is a joke, you're a walking cliche When she starts to cry, And you don't know why It's 'cause you're a part of her little lie

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Beachboi92 Occasionally Caddy Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Frederick Maryland Age: 19 Posts: 2,226 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: God only likes certain people eh? lol @ "black people" on the list lol @ Lady Gaga not being on the list xD __________________ All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality. David Allan Coe

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Owen91 Ravenclaw, totes. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Basically everyone :D Location: Oregon Posts: 81 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? BAHAHA "Marylin Manson (dark gay) Morrissey (?questionable?)" also, Lil' Wayne's on the list twice.

16th Sep 2010, 08:49 PM	#20
joezimm48 Where's my closet door? Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gayyyyy Out Status: Apparently, Everyone. Who knew? Location: Duluth, Minnesota Age: 15 Posts: 99 Join Date: Jan 2010	Re: God only likes certain people eh? Hahahaha i laughed my head off, Kate Bush "kissed a girl". This site is sooo stupid __________________ Hey wait, where's my closet door?