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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Connor22, Oct 10, 2010.

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  1. Connor22

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    I know theres already a "what are you thinking?" thread but heres one for those random thoughts that pop into your head that make you think "What was in that drink?"

    heres' mine: I want a Fag Hag
     
    #1 Connor22, Oct 10, 2010
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    Two Jamaicans in a snowstorm??
     
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    I 2nd that
     
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    I wish they never added those damn blue M&M's :tantrum:
     
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    How the hell did I get blue paint on my hands?
     
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    Why is there a monkey on top of my tv?
     
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    Why is the song called "Run Rudolph Run", when he clearly only sings "run run Rudolph"? Not just once, but several times?

    Lex
     
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck were Chuck Norris?
     
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    All of it. Its Chuck Norris.
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    And my thought is... How can you taste the rainbow if there's no blue Skittle? And then there's the whole deal with indigo...
     
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    Saw this lady in clod hopper high heels running for the bathroom and that old song got stuck in my head: "Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go right now, gotta go gotta go gotta go!"
     
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    Why do people park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
     
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    Schnickerdoodle. There I said it.
     
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    *signs up* I'm willing and able =D
     
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    You offer fag haggery? How nice of you...
     
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    I need to watch less Danish commercials...
     
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    "for curvy women". What a polite way to say fat.
     
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    >>>Schnickerdoodle. There I said it.

    I went to get a cookie yesterday, and decided I was going to order a snickerdoodle. I then decided to do my best to make the word sound as dignified and highbrow as possible when ordering. "Yes. One of your delicious snickerdoodles, please." In the most highbrow voice I could muster. And I realized that there are some words you simply can't make sound highbrow, no matter how much you try. (Another one - "jazzercise".)

    Lex
     
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    who wears short, shorts?
    The guy with his balls haning out, thats who
     
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    UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE get slowpoke to use waterFALL
     
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    Who ever looked at a cow and thought, "Hey, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these pink things here when I squeeze 'em..."
     
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