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Don't mess with the gay flight attendant!

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  1. Chip

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    This from Queeried.com:

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

    She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
     
    #1 Chip, Oct 24, 2010
  2. Leon481

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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
    #2 Leon481, Oct 24, 2010
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    haha that was awesome... you go girl...
     
    #3 VentinIntrovert, Oct 24, 2010
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA that made my day!!! I wanna meet that guy he's my new gay hero.
     
    #4 Connor22, Oct 24, 2010
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    Lol this has been on here before somewhere, but still awsome :grin:
     
    #5 Z3ni, Oct 24, 2010
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    I want to be his best friend. <3
     
    #6 RaRa, Oct 24, 2010
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    Lmfao
     
    #7 x2x2x2x2y2, Oct 24, 2010
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    He's my new best friend, no question. <3
     
    #8 AlyssWonderland, Oct 24, 2010
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    And even if it was real, he'd be out of a job.
     
    #9 Shevanel, Oct 24, 2010
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    haha, that's awesome!
     
    #10 Dare2bProud, Oct 24, 2010
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    HAHAHAHAHAHH oh god :lol:

    he is my best friend now! haha.
     
    #11 Danny19, Oct 24, 2010
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    Loool. that was funny.
     
    #12 Charme, Oct 24, 2010
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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
    #13 excuseyou77, Oct 24, 2010
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    I can really imagine this happening with a sassy click at the end.

    In fact, I just reenacted that in my room. Of course with a major lack of props and random giggles because I find it really funny :slight_smile:

    Sadly he would probably lose his job for attitude but it was a somewhat serious/intense experience so I guess he would be given some leniency :slight_smile:
     
    #14 Smile, Oct 25, 2010
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    what a sass monster!
     
    #15 AeonToy, Oct 25, 2010
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    so epic xD
     
    #16 Beachboi92, Oct 25, 2010
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    ha
    ha ha
    ha ha ha
    :X
     
    #17 fragomatrick, Oct 25, 2010
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    Haha that's hilarious XD
     
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    Hilarious! :lol:
     
    #19 Mirko, Oct 25, 2010
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