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**Chip** · 24th Oct 2010, 03:10 PM

This from Queeried.com:

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

Leon481 · 24th Oct 2010, 03:13 PM

VentinIntrovert · 24th Oct 2010, 03:14 PM

haha that was awesome... you go girl...

Connor22 · 24th Oct 2010, 03:14 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA that made my day!!! I wanna meet that guy he's my new gay hero.

Z3ni · 24th Oct 2010, 03:52 PM

Lol this has been on here before somewhere, but still awsome

RaRa · 24th Oct 2010, 03:53 PM

I want to be his best friend. <3

x2x2x2x2y2 · 24th Oct 2010, 04:24 PM

Lmfao

AlyssWonderland · 24th Oct 2010, 05:26 PM

He's my new best friend, no question. <3

Shevanel · 24th Oct 2010, 05:54 PM

And even if it was real, he'd be out of a job.

Dare2bProud · 24th Oct 2010, 06:19 PM

haha, that's awesome!

Danny19 · 24th Oct 2010, 07:01 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHH oh god

he is my best friend now! haha.

24th Oct 2010, 07:06 PM

Loool. that was funny.

excuseyou77 · 24th Oct 2010, 07:40 PM

Smile · 25th Oct 2010, 01:13 AM

I can really imagine this happening with a sassy click at the end.

In fact, I just reenacted that in my room. Of course with a major lack of props and random giggles because I find it really funny

Sadly he would probably lose his job for attitude but it was a somewhat serious/intense experience so I guess he would be given some leniency

AeonToy · 25th Oct 2010, 01:55 AM

what a sass monster!

Beachboi92 · 25th Oct 2010, 02:55 AM

so epic xD

fragomatrick · 25th Oct 2010, 02:47 PM

ha
ha ha
ha ha ha
:X

pteen · 25th Oct 2010, 05:20 PM

Haha that's hilarious XD

Mirko · 25th Oct 2010, 05:24 PM

Hilarious!

507bro · 25th Oct 2010, 11:05 PM

24th Oct 2010, 03:10 PM	#1
Chip EC Advisor EC Admin Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: northern CA Posts: 5,579 Join Date: May 2008	Don't mess with the gay flight attendant! This from Queeried.com: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.” On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.” She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.” To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”

24th Oct 2010, 03:13 PM	#2
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24th Oct 2010, 03:14 PM	#3
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24th Oct 2010, 03:53 PM	#6
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24th Oct 2010, 05:54 PM	#9
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24th Oct 2010, 06:19 PM	#10
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24th Oct 2010, 07:01 PM	#11
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24th Oct 2010, 07:06 PM	#12
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24th Oct 2010, 07:40 PM	#13
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25th Oct 2010, 01:13 AM	#14
Smile Laughing, Living, Loving Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Melbourne Age: 18 Posts: 121 Join Date: Sep 2010	Re: Don't mess with the gay flight attendant! I can really imagine this happening with a sassy click at the end. In fact, I just reenacted that in my room. Of course with a major lack of props and random giggles because I find it really funny Sadly he would probably lose his job for attitude but it was a somewhat serious/intense experience so I guess he would be given some leniency __________________ Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.

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