Ramen, dear sir. Ramen. I am mostly just glad that His Noodly Goodness granted me such a short stature. His Noodly Appendage keeps me firmly planted on the earth so I do not fly off into space. Oh! If I could only touch His Meaty Balls! But mostly the comments section made me giggle. I'm always intrigued how people can get so wildly offended by a silly satire. Yes, it is poking fun at religion and faith, but if your beliefs can stand up to a simple joke, maybe it is time to rethink them, eh?