COMING OUT FOR CHRISTMAS (to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" Words by Craig Sturgis, 1992 I intend to drop a bomb On my dear old dad and mom For this year, without a doubt Is the Christmas I come out. First I'll get their full attention. Then slip in a subtle mention: Tasty turkey! Perfect Peas! Could someone pass (I'm gay) the cheese? That should do the job okay When I come out on Christmas Day. Oh say can you see it now Watch my parents have a cow. Or perhaps, if fate is kind They'll insist that they don't mind. , Then they'll say "We always guessed, After all look how you're dressed. Seven earrings in each ear. We're not quite that dense my dear." They'll adore me anyway. When I come out on Christmas Day., Coming out to everyone Makes the winter doldrums fun. It's a noble thing to do, Why don't you come on out too? Make the choice! Damn consequence! Lift your voice,get off the fence! Shout it from the highest roof: Gay isgreat and you're the proof Make this Christmas bright and gay. Come on out on Christmas day! ********
:roflmao: This is much better then my plan to have a box that pops open with a sign thats i'm gay, Merry Christmas!!!
