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RealityCheck · 10th Dec 2010, 09:52 PM

Today I learned,
1.)that astrology is CRAZY spooky.
2.)my brother may be a dumbass if he doesn't know I'm gay--conversation goes...
Me: How are your classes going
Bro: Not good in my --- class
Me: Why don't you try to study with someone who is doing well in the class?
Bro: No way, the only guy that's good in the class is gay!
Me: Don't be a retard and get his (hopefully cute

) ass over here so you don't fail.
3.)My crush may not be financial stable since he doesn't seem to show up at work!
4.)30 Rock is hilarious..just started watching it from Netflix.

malachite · 11th Dec 2010, 04:27 AM

I learning that if you ignore people who have no clue what the hell they are doing, they usually leave you alone.

Remk · 11th Dec 2010, 06:52 AM

I learned that mall parking lots are a battlefield around Christmas time. 9:30 in the morning and people are fighting about parking spots. It's actually quite entertaining. I sat and watched the drama unfold for a good 15 minutes.

Beertruck · 11th Dec 2010, 07:20 AM

I learned how much I missed sleep this week.

mnguy · 11th Dec 2010, 08:43 AM

I learned the U of MN has canceled the hockey game against Duluth for tonight, but the bball game at noon is still on.

SwissBoy88 · 11th Dec 2010, 08:45 AM

I learned that I still don't like doing the Business Class Galley

malachite · 11th Dec 2010, 10:13 AM

Just when you think you're starting to build something, something else can come along and wreck it

Shevanel · 11th Dec 2010, 10:38 AM

How a certain someone who is already at the top of the awesomemeter just got more awesome.

ANightDude · 11th Dec 2010, 03:46 PM

People stop asking for help when they realize you don't have money.

**Lexington** · 11th Dec 2010, 06:49 PM

I learned that sometimes eating lunch isn't always the cure to feeling lethargic and blah on a Saturday. Sometimes, it sends me deeper.

Lex

RealityCheck · 11th Dec 2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lexington

I learned that sometimes eating lunch isn't always the cure to feeling lethargic and blah on a Saturday. Sometimes, it sends me deeper.

Lex

Next time, I prescribe fixing spaghetti noodles while your partner is playing Warcraft and non the wiser. Let them cool and salt slightly to taste. Then grab a handful and sneak in there and throw them at him. Give a mischievous grin and wink and run back into the kitchen and prepare for battle. You can add sauce later

or not, cause I am immature and hungry which has lead to the food fantasy

Miss Modular · 11th Dec 2010, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RealityCheck

Today I learned,
1.)that astrology is CRAZY spooky.
2.)my brother may be a dumbass if he doesn't know I'm gay--conversation goes...
Me: How are your classes going
Bro: Not good in my --- class
Me: Why don't you try to study with someone who is doing well in the class?
Bro: No way, the only guy that's good in the class is gay!
Me: Don't be a retard and get his (hopefully cute

) ass over here so you don't fail.
3.)My crush may not be financial stable since he doesn't seem to show up at work!
4.)30 Rock is hilarious..just started watching it from Netflix.

FACT.

1. The philosophers who use the term 'pollyanaish' also tend to be the same ones who think world peace is impossible.
2. Marie Fredriksson has the look.
3. The Birthday Party is really quite good.

Shevanel · 11th Dec 2010, 09:42 PM

We kick ass at killing zombies. xD

kettlkorn · 11th Dec 2010, 09:46 PM

^^^
yes we do!

Daniel · 11th Dec 2010, 10:07 PM

Ax(e) can be spelled two ways.

**Lexington** · 11th Dec 2010, 10:23 PM

A three hou nap with a nice kitten at my side fan cure most anything. I kinda knew that already, but I'm happy to get the confirmation.

Lex

MusicIsLife · 11th Dec 2010, 10:24 PM

Today I learned that when a customer in a store hears an announcement saying, "We are closed" they go deaf until the announcement ends.

MMAnick · 11th Dec 2010, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MusicIsLife

Today I learned that when a customer in a store hears an announcement saying, "We are closed" they go deaf until the announcement ends.

I learned this along time ago....you'll soon learn that they my sometimes forget how to speak english untill you tell them that the regesters are shuting down lol.

But I also learned that GSP is a bad bad man lol.

ilayis · 11th Dec 2010, 11:52 PM

That im into having some fun at work after hrs hehe

maverick · 12th Dec 2010, 03:39 AM

"ohms" are named after a scientist named Ohm, but despite that, they are not capitalized.

There's your weird English factoid for the day, courtesy of military research and development.

Also, in the military, "fuse" is spelled "fuze", and "material" is spelled "materiel". No joke.

10th Dec 2010, 09:52 PM	#1
RealityCheck Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: anyone who wants to know, besides my parents :p Location: USA Age: 31 Posts: 243 Join Date: Nov 2010	Tell Us Something You Learned Today... Today I learned, 1.)that astrology is CRAZY spooky. 2.)my brother may be a dumbass if he doesn't know I'm gay--conversation goes... Me: How are your classes going Bro: Not good in my --- class Me: Why don't you try to study with someone who is doing well in the class? Bro: No way, the only guy that's good in the class is gay! Me: Don't be a retard and get his (hopefully cute) ass over here so you don't fail. 3.)My crush may not be financial stable since he doesn't seem to show up at work! 4.)30 Rock is hilarious..just started watching it from Netflix.

11th Dec 2010, 04:27 AM	#2
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... I learning that if you ignore people who have no clue what the hell they are doing, they usually leave you alone. __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

11th Dec 2010, 06:52 AM	#3
Remk Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Philly Suburbs. Age: 27 Posts: 41 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... I learned that mall parking lots are a battlefield around Christmas time. 9:30 in the morning and people are fighting about parking spots. It's actually quite entertaining. I sat and watched the drama unfold for a good 15 minutes.

11th Dec 2010, 07:20 AM	#4
Beertruck Drunk Homosexual Full Member Gender: bro Orientation: bromosexual Out Status: bropen! Location: new jersey Age: 24 Posts: 420 Join Date: Nov 2010	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... I learned how much I missed sleep this week.

11th Dec 2010, 08:43 AM	#5
mnguy EC Regular Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: People likely assume Location: MN Age: 36 Posts: 895 Join Date: Nov 2006	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... I learned the U of MN has canceled the hockey game against Duluth for tonight, but the bball game at noon is still on.

11th Dec 2010, 08:45 AM	#6
SwissBoy88 Charmed and Dangerous Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: best friend, MOM, some co-workers Location: Switzerland Age: 23 Posts: 6,721 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... I learned that I still don't like doing the Business Class Galley __________________ Either one is free or one is not. The concept of freedom is an absolute. After all, one cannot be moderately dead, moderately loved, or moderately free. It must always remain a matter of either or. After all... I'm just a boy, standing in front of another boy, asking him to love him....

11th Dec 2010, 10:13 AM	#7
malachite EC's realist Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando Posts: 6,480 Join Date: Apr 2009	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... Just when you think you're starting to build something, something else can come along and wreck it __________________ It's the 21st century, your bigotry is outdated. Either upgrade or go away.

11th Dec 2010, 10:38 AM	#8
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... How a certain someone who is already at the top of the awesomemeter just got more awesome. __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

11th Dec 2010, 03:46 PM	#9
ANightDude EC's Film Moron Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: San Antonio, Texas Age: 17 Posts: 1,848 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... People stop asking for help when they realize you don't have money. __________________ "Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves." -- Abraham Lincoln

11th Dec 2010, 06:49 PM	#10
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... I learned that sometimes eating lunch isn't always the cure to feeling lethargic and blah on a Saturday. Sometimes, it sends me deeper. Lex

11th Dec 2010, 09:42 PM	#13
Shevanel One Is Light. One Is Dark. Full Member Gender: The Dude Orientation: Bi-Winning Out Status: Everybody and Your Mom. Location: Bolivar, Ohio (From NY though) Age: 21 Posts: 7,672 Join Date: Dec 2008	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... We kick ass at killing zombies. xD __________________ If there were no rewards to reap, No loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now. Gonna wait it out... Be patient.

11th Dec 2010, 09:46 PM	#14
kettlkorn the mogslayer Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Totally Straight Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bolivar, OH Age: 22 Posts: 708 Join Date: Jul 2010	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... ^^^ yes we do!

11th Dec 2010, 10:07 PM	#15
Daniel the great cheese danish Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Buffalo, NY Age: 21 Posts: 2,874 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... Ax(e) can be spelled two ways. __________________ "Nobody can teach me who I am, who can describe parts of me, but who I am and what I need, these are things I have to find out myself." - Chunua Achebe

11th Dec 2010, 10:23 PM	#16
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,371 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... A three hou nap with a nice kitten at my side fan cure most anything. I kinda knew that already, but I'm happy to get the confirmation. Lex

11th Dec 2010, 10:24 PM	#17
MusicIsLife EC Addict Full Member Gender: Not even sure anymore. Something in between. Orientation: I like girls :) Out Status: Everyone on orientation 7 people on trans issue. Location: Montréal, QC Age: 23 Posts: 1,595 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Tell Us Something You Learned Today... Today I learned that when a customer in a store hears an announcement saying, "We are closed" they go deaf until the announcement ends.

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